That Harpo pillow and many other cool things that will make you smile and help me pay off this massive medical debt are available on Threadless.

I'm impressed with how well Groucho still rockets up those stairs, which are very steep.

The movement restrictions should have been lifted at 6 weeks, but now we're going for 12

I think this is the first one where we get to see Jackie AND Wilson!

I signed up for a promo that was so good it made it cheaper than buying groceries for a couple weeks, then canceled.

When I say I failed Harpo, one of the many small things I am thinking of is how I should have offered him papers more often.

Passport still only retrieves little pom poms. Suitcase will bring me large stuffies and small pillows, so I expect he'll be the first to carry a sea monster. God only knows about Airport...

The aforementioned linktree.

Those first couple are from the MAGA sisters who owned this leaky, moldy, structurally hazardous, dubiously wired, vermin infested, hazardous debris strewn dump. Their attempts to illegally evict me cost them so much money, lol. The only reason they didn’t just poison my cats and/or assault me was fear of half a million followers. The daughter of one of them would sit in her big expensive SUV halfway down the block, with the intention of “accidentally” hitting me on my bike. But their previous tenants were the reason almost every house within sight of that house had cameras, so I had plenty of warning. Thank you so much for saving me from them.

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Training can be about so much more than manners and tricks. If you reinforce and amplify something they do naturally but infrequently, they will sometimes take it in an unexpected direction. 

(I know I seem to be harping on the "Harpo used to be so quiet thing" this week, but that's just because the On This Day feature is serving up so many quiet videos from 2022. )

It’s been a while since I spent most of Caturday editing a story time video. Here’s hoping I can get back to doing it on a regular basis.

Jackie gets Churu at the end

His angry snorts are sending me

It’s interesting how much background hiss there was after I posted it to TikTok. Listen if you have the app. This started happening right after I tried to use the reduce background noise feature for the first time after letting my CapCut Pro subscription end, only to find that was now a Pro-only feature. So now they’re not only demanding I pay for views every time I post, they’re actually sabotaging the posts now that I’m not paying for their editor.