r/CrimeCats • u/DollySheep32 • 18h ago

Otto clawed open the new kibble bag and refused to share it with the dog

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u/SendNudes989Studios 18h ago

"Get your own score pal."

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u/luo1304 18h ago

Dog went from co-conspirator to snitch the moment he realized he helped the Joker of the household pull off the heist only to emotionally shoot him in the back when he got the big score.

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u/erksplat 18h ago

I dub Otto "Sir Autoclaw"

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u/DollySheep32 18h ago

He has no teeth so makes up for it with claws of titanium.

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u/No-Guidance-622 18h ago

This is the start of a superhero story, or a supervillain story (for the dog), if I've ever heard one 😁

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u/KitsuneKamiSama 17h ago

Clawgums Mcgee.

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u/phasepistol 18h ago

Claude Cold

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u/Praise-Bingus Crime Boss 🐾 17h ago

Skill issue. Get gud. ~Cat

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u/Farting_Champion Snitches get scratches 🐾 14h ago

I'm afraid that's not a crime, that's just cat code of honor. He knows the dog would snitch.

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u/Final_Canary_1368 13h ago

Now why would he do that? Share? With a dog? I don’t think so!

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u/ArsenalArry1960 9h ago

Otto is doing the dog a favour as the picture on the kibble bag is definitely a cat and sometimes what is safe for a cat to eat may not be safe for a dog to eat, be very cautious and make sure you read the labels.

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u/DollySheep32 4h ago

Oh we are very careful about not mixing up the food - the dog is on a special diet because he has no gallbladder and can't process fat as well as he should. He is also extremely greedy and will steal the cat's food at the drop of a hat so its a case of constant vigilance over his tiny greedy brain.