r/CFB LSU Tigers 13h ago

Casual [Kentsports] Lane Kiffin’s halftime speech vs Clemson while up 31-3 Week 1

https://x.com/kentsports24/status/2097100006096289906?s=46&t=c4V1j51I5TI-PGKVnzpV8Q
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u/fowcc West Virginia Mountaineers 13h ago

It's along the lines of the Nick Saban "Make their asses quit" and Georgia's "They signed up for 60! (as they are up huge going into halftime)"

I get it- especially in college football where it's a beauty contest at the end of the year (sometimes regardless of your record, just ask Florida St a couple years ago right?).

Leave no doubt (to take a page from Notre Dame's slogan this year, although he ripped that off of Bill Stewart's Fiesta Bowl speech wink wink) as to just how good your team is.

u/Weenage-Tasteland Georgia Bulldogs • Billable Hours 13h ago

Ah, so Kyle Whittingham gave the team a “They signed up for 60:01!” speech. Now it makes sense.

u/fowcc West Virginia Mountaineers 13h ago

Haha a good t-shirt idea there

u/screwhead1 LSU Tigers • Arkansas Razorbacks 12h ago

I'm just disappointed that the video didn't capture the random player screaming that he woke up feeling the cheesiest.

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 12h ago

Leave no doubt was popularized in Remember the Titans back in 2000.

u/greensplooge USC Trojans • Rose Bowl 13h ago

u/fowcc West Virginia Mountaineers 12h ago

Haha, shhhh- but they also don't play each other this year so maybe that's why it's coming out now ;)

(and I'm sure it goes back even further- Remember the Titans has it in it and it was probably said by dozens of coaches over the years prior)- nice pull though with the pic

u/greensplooge USC Trojans • Rose Bowl 12h ago

Yeah it's not a very original slogan...

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 12h ago

Man that was a different era for USC, huh? Fans in the stands and an administration that didn’t run away from rivalries and instead wanted to play and beat anyone to leave no doubt.

u/BOOFNODGILE USC Trojans • /r/CFB Donor 12h ago

Still never ran from the pop tart bowl!

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 12h ago

Shit. I wish LSU was eligible.

u/EntertainerTop2077 LSU Tigers 12h ago

If for some reason we don’t make the playoffs, I would be ecstatic to watch our team in the pop tart bowl. It’s my favorite game of the year!

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 10h ago

No you just ran away from the team that did lmao that’s not some flex my dude.

u/BOOFNODGILE USC Trojans • /r/CFB Donor 10h ago

Still believe that? Or just playing dumb?

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 9h ago

Believe what? The facts? You guys ran away until you got so much criticism that you had to cave and bring the series back four years from now. It was an epic fumble.

u/BOOFNODGILE USC Trojans • /r/CFB Donor 1h ago

USC said the game would need to be played early in the season. ND said no after their coach said anywhere anytime. Then came crawling back because they need USC. And now the game will be played early in the season starting 2030. Not sure how you think that looks like USC caved

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 9m ago

You get the gold medal in mental gymnastics. What a sad revisionist story to defend your school’s obvious attempt to remove a game they can’t win from their schedule.

USC demanded that Notre Dame change their schedule starting immediately or the series would be cancelled. Notre Dame said let’s play the game at the same time it has been scheduled for decades (late October when in Indiana, late November in LA) for the next few seasons because our early games are already scheduled through 2028. USC said no and canceled the series. They came crawling back after the entire football world pointed and laughed at their obvious cowardice. So now we wait 4 years and USC hopes they can rebuild with brisket burner and then we’ll play early season because USC doesn’t think they’re good enough to play Notre Dame late in the year.

u/greensplooge USC Trojans • Rose Bowl 11h ago

Yeah it was cool to see USC win one and half National Championships and 4 Heismans during the age of the internet.

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 9h ago

I’ll give it to you, you guys were pretty good two decades ago. How’s many playoff appearances you guys have again?

u/greensplooge USC Trojans • Rose Bowl 9h ago edited 8h ago

Congratulations on your first major bowl wins since George HW Bush was in office!!!  

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 9h ago

Thanks! It means a lot coming from a team with none since George W Bush was in office!!!

u/KingPotus USC Trojans • Harvard Crimson 2h ago

Burn doesn’t hit when it’s just factually untrue

u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 1h ago

Which major bowl wins does USC have since 2009? A pair of Holiday Bowl wins? Lmao

u/KingPotus USC Trojans • Harvard Crimson 1h ago

They won the Rose Bowl in 2017 (and in 2009) … you could’ve at least looked it up before making yourself look a fool. I’m sure now you’ll be moving the goalposts though

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u/CoolHandJogmeister 13h ago

This got “leaked” … and I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada

u/intern-at-Kramerica LSU Tigers 12h ago

You know the story of how they named Canada?

Took all the letters, put them in a big bag, shook them up and pulled them out one by one.

"C, eh?"

"N, eh?"

"D, eh?"

u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights 6h ago

TIL there are still jokes I've never heard in my life...

u/alwaysbehuman Louisville Cardinals 12h ago

Is your name Manti Te'o?

u/huazzy Rutgers Scarlet Knights 6h ago

His gf died. Get with the lore dude...

u/ajwilson99 Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago

I’d imagine this kind of locker room speech is pretty common

u/intern-at-Kramerica LSU Tigers 12h ago

can't see Heupel doing this without minutes in between to catch his breath

u/horseshoeprovodnikov Florida State Seminoles 12h ago

You might be surprised. Some big boys got cow lungs. I used to work out with a fat dude who had mad cardio.

u/Siicktiits Miami Hurricanes 13h ago

I’m confused on who this is supposed to make look bad? I think it’s the non-coaching football shit that Lane does wrong not this.

u/Kinder22 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 13h ago

I get that’s what 99% of Kiffin posts here are trying to do, but I don’t think this one is supposed to make anyone look bad.

u/VAGentleman05 Virginia Cavaliers 11h ago

Nobody?

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

Ya mama maybe….

u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG Oklahoma Sooners • Big 12 13h ago

This just sounds like a pretty typical locker room speech to me lol. Gotta keep your dudes hungry

u/reddit_names LSU Tigers • McNeese Cowboys 10h ago

When was the last time you heard a coach tell his players to tell the whole world to go fuck itself?

u/frydrocity Clemson Tigers • Team Chaos 9h ago

Ohio Against the World seems like a safe bet. Or literally any Miami team for about 30 years there.

u/CasanovaJones82 LSU Tigers • North Carolina Tar Heels 15m ago

Wtf are you even talking about? The "Us against the world and fuck the haters" has been a thing in sports since, well, it was invented? Give me a fucking break lol, y'all have a such a hard on for Kiffin you can't even think straight.

u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 13h ago

ngl wasn’t aware kiffin could move like that

u/BroadBrazosAvon95 Baylor • South Carolina 12h ago

One of the few guys that is so intense it doesn’t matter how high pitched and shrill it is. Same as Brock Lesnar

u/Edgemaster1423 Florida Gators 12h ago

His voice getting high pitched almost to the point of parody was still cool somehow

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago edited 13h ago

"You send them a fucking message who the fuck is on their schedule" hits pretty hard.

u/Outrageous-Equal-928 12h ago

"The whole world fucking hates you!"

So true

u/intern-at-Kramerica LSU Tigers 12h ago

bars

u/onthacountray58 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 12h ago

I mean I’m fired up for it but that’s a pretty standard “don’t let up even though you’re up” halftime speech.

u/Outrageous-Equal-928 12h ago

Does the coach usually say "the whole world fucking hates you!" 🤣

u/onthacountray58 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 12h ago

They usually say something like “nobody believes in you”, but yeah they kinda do.

u/gottiredofchrome Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 12h ago

I mean in Baton Rouge probably

u/ImRightShutUp1 Ohio State • Southeast CC 13h ago

X doesn’t allow non users to watch

u/NeedleworkerLong392 LSU Tigers 13h ago

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

Thanks!

u/teslaistheshit Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 13h ago

TEMU Kirby Smart speech GTFO

u/NeedleworkerLong392 LSU Tigers 13h ago

I’m pretty sure Kirby didn’t invent the fired up halftime speech lol

u/SlumpedGod16 Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

Kirby is washed. Michigan would dog walk the bulldogs

u/MandoDoughMan Purdue Boilermakers 13h ago

Xcancel is back, just replace the x.com with xcancel.com

u/Schmenza Harvard Crimson • Tulane Green Wave 13h ago

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

Thanks Harvard

u/Medical-Face 13h ago

As a CFB casual with no team (aka shitty D3 alumni school), I find this based as hell

Lane is an entertIning villian in a sport full of hypocritical crybaby programs who pretend theyve been doing things the "right way" lol

Legit sick speech

u/Johnny_Handsum LSU Tigers 10h ago

hypocritical crybaby programs who pretend theyve been doing things the "right way" lol

Replace programs with fans and you just described 99% of the people on college football subreddits.

u/HurryingHeinz LSU Tigers 12h ago

Imagine going from a Brian Kelly motivational speech to this lol

u/wulah89 LSU Tigers 13h ago

Someone just got fired lol

u/Luigis_vacuum Florida Gators 13h ago

Assuming Kiffin isn’t in on this

u/JD42305 12h ago

Yeah right, this is a recruiting tool. All his controversial past aside, this was fucking badass. Even the hairs on that guy’s calf in the video stood up.

u/Wheels_Foonman Tennessee • Transfer Portal 13h ago

All I need is an 8 ball and 2 million a 50 million dollar roster.

u/Penguinsteve LSU Tigers • North Texas Mean Green 13h ago

Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth.

u/NeedleworkerLong392 LSU Tigers 13h ago

Uhhh

Yeah I’m pretty happy with my coaching situation, I’m sorry y’all

u/NeuroticViking LSU Tigers • Victory Flag 13h ago

Me too man. Me too

u/PhilFeelsFine LSU Tigers 13h ago

🤝

u/LSU_Tiger LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 13h ago

yeah this doesn't suck.

Let's go boys.

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

Not one bit.

u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago

You will be for a little :) we were too.

u/Strominater Florida Gators 13h ago

I really enjoyed playing you guys when Kiffin was there

u/brokentr0jan USC Trojans • Victory Bell 12h ago

Kiffin was at Tennessee for a single year and they went 7-6 (if I remember right), I will never understand the grudge they hold against him lol

u/throwaway2987650 Florida Gators 12h ago

He basically laid a giant shit on the way out and immediately started recruiting guys/staff to head to USC with him. Tennessee had to shut down the power as a result.

u/CoachKreeton LSU Tigers 11h ago

So like every coach leaving a program.

u/hankmardukas7 LSU Tigers 12h ago

The students that were throwing mustard bottles and golf balls a few years ago were like 4th graders when he was at UT

u/Hewligan LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 12h ago

it's en vogue to hate kiffin right now so they try to muscle in on the pearl clutching that ole miss fans get to do

u/wwwr222 Tennessee Volunteers 10h ago

Wtf? We’ve hated him for 17 years lol, we’re not cashing in on a trend.

For those that don’t get it, he left in the middle of the night at the worst possible time for getting a new coach and keeping recruits. That led to Dooley, and cratered any momentum we might have had for close to a decade.

There were problems other than Kiffin obviously, but he started our decade of dysfunction

u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 9h ago

Some people don’t like your coach and haven’t for a very long time. And there are legitimate reasons for people not to like him. Quit the “it’s en vogue” pity party and go enjoy your wins.

u/Hewligan LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 4h ago

Yeah and the hysteria about him didn’t reach fever pitch until he joined us, hence; en vogue.

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

Pretty much.

u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago

Shhhh this isn’t about you.

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

It ain’t about you either. When was the last time ANYTHING was about Fkn Tennessee? Manning??

u/Electrical-Moment726 LSU Tigers 13h ago

If he leaves, it's for an NFL team. And if an NFL team wants him, it's because he won a championship here. I'll take that.

u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago

You can fix him. You’re totally right.

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

We're not trying to fix him. We're just making the most of him while we have him.

u/brokentr0jan USC Trojans • Victory Bell 12h ago

Kiffin isn’t an NFL guy imo. When you factor in that Raiders stuff and just how he acts as a person, I can’t see it.

I actually think he is going to want to stay at LSU long term and try to build his own dynasty. LSU is the type of school that can win 3 or 4 championships in a decade with a dominant head coach which is why he went.

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 12h ago

I agree. There is no incentive for him to go to the NFL. College is his game. He's making more than most NFL head coaches. LSU has embraced his personality. Everything, including the resources, aligns with him staying at LSU.

I get that Tennessee is bitter about him leaving following the 2009 season after being there 13 months. I just wish they could come up with better risks about him.

u/Electrical-Moment726 LSU Tigers 13h ago

Where else is he going to go? UTEP?

u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago

He can certainly jump to an NFL team without having won a natty if the situation gets bad enough.

Sorry, not trying to rain on your all’s parade. Congrats on beating the goliath Dabo Swinney, I’m sure it’ll work out great for you guys.

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

Sure you’re not. When’s the last parade Tennessee had? I get it….you gotta do something to pass the time besides fuck your sister

u/catptain-kdar Alabama Crimson Tide 10h ago

What has Tennessee done in 30 years to relevant? Are you upset lane took ole miss to the playoffs last season?

u/Hewligan LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 13h ago

yes yes visor man bad you hold a 10 year old grudge we know ok good luck vol

u/natex24 LSU Tigers 11h ago

Way closer to 20 years

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

He's not going back to the NFL anytime soon.

u/natex24 LSU Tigers 11h ago

1998 was it?

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

We don’t gotta fix him. Just he the best job in college football. Even the goat says it. So….now what??

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

Your Fkn Tennessee. Of course he left yall sorry asses

u/Free_Pomegranate_305 LSU Tigers 13h ago

I don’t think I could be any happier with it.

u/MidlandsBraves Clemson Tigers 11h ago

I spoke with an old Cajun outside of Phil’s oyster bar before the game. This old man said and I quote “hell boy, lane gets us it’s always been Louisiana against everyone fuck em!”

u/catptain-kdar Alabama Crimson Tide 10h ago

Your welcome. Saban created this

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

Good. I want foaming at the mouth animals coming out of that locker room. Go ahead on coach. That’s why you fuckn win. Fuck the haters

u/frickenWaaaltah Georgia Bulldogs 13h ago

This is pretty great and just confirms for me that I want Owen Wilson to play him in a CFB movie.

u/Internal_Research_72 Ohio State Buckeyes • Rose Bowl 13h ago

God I love Kiffin. Not for the speech, whatever, I expect every “up big at halftime” speech sounds like this.

But for consistently finding new and innovative ways to grab the media by the balls and making sure he’s kept in the spotlight. It’s like everyone else is coaching in the newspaper era and Lane understands we’re in the social media era.

u/TemporaryCamera8818 Ole Miss Rebels 13h ago

So whoever is filming this is filming their pants and shoes, and assuming Kiffin isn’t in on this leak, I can’t imagine it would be that difficult to determine who recorded it

u/geaux124 Louisiana Tech Bulldogs • LSU Tigers 13h ago

That might be some sort of uniform. At the beginning of the video there was somebody to the left of the person filming who was wearing something nearly identical. I imagine there are cameras everywhere though and if they really want to find out who did it they probably could.

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

I thought the same thing

u/Kinder22 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 13h ago

Love it, but I’m sure it’s similar in a lot of locker rooms.

But who tf is recording in the locker room and sharing it with media? Maybe released on purpose to look like a leak? Not gonna act like I didn’t love hearing the “Roll Tide what? Fuck you!” moment from 2019, but a lot of locker room talk should stay in the locker room.

u/OneVast3433 13h ago

The shit talk is what I live for. Some of these dudes are like "well if teams in our conference win, it makes us look better" fuck you, I want them all to go 0-12

u/STTDB2497 LSU Tigers 13h ago

I have a pretty good feeling this leak was purposeful lmao

u/gottiredofchrome Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 12h ago

Kiffin does stuff like this. It's part of the allure, but everything is a production. 

u/Melodic-Slice-3826 北星学園大学 (Hokusei Gakuen) Pirates 13h ago

Jesus christ. I don't wanna know what he's like if there were 5 penalties and they were down at half.

u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago

We don’t give a fuck what you want to know

u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 9h ago

Whoa we got a badass here

u/Kimber80 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 11h ago

The bottom line is we know that the nature of college football is such that a 28-point halftime lead isn't necessarily safe it can melt away pretty quickly, if you take your foot off the gas

u/ClemsonRebel27 Clemson Tigers 3h ago

I hope they play this shit on repeat during Clemson's practice. They were soft as fucking Charmin

u/Geauxt420 LSU Tigers 3h ago

Yeah thats what's up, BK could never say anything anyone wanted to hear. I put this on loop while I work out now.

u/Strominater Florida Gators 13h ago

Wow

u/spartygw Michigan State • South Carolina 12h ago

Team, it’s been a grind

u/SnooMemesjellies8168 LSU Tigers 13h ago

That's my coach 🥹

u/Free_Pomegranate_305 LSU Tigers 13h ago

Damn right it is.

u/Chemical_Sport6269 USC Trojans 12h ago

Kiffin has a really bad yelling voice…

u/cyclONEnation10 Iowa State Cyclones 13h ago

I’m praying on LSU’s downfall

u/Hewligan LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 12h ago

i don't think about iowa state at all

u/cyclONEnation10 Iowa State Cyclones 12h ago

You just did

u/SoloDolo86 LSU Tigers 13h ago

Pray harder🙏

u/Electrical-Moment726 LSU Tigers 13h ago

Hahaha

u/frickenWaaaltah Georgia Bulldogs 13h ago

THE WHOLE WORLD HATES YOU!!!

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

And our guys are feasting on it

u/SnooMemesjellies8168 LSU Tigers 13h ago

You should have less hate in you're heart. It's healthier!

u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago

He's quoting Kiffin, lol

u/Time_Transition4817 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 12h ago

Dabo definitely prayed and we see how that worked out for him 

u/MoistyestBread LSU Tigers 11h ago

He talked about you in his speech! Ain’t that neat?

u/captainseafunk Texas State Bobcats 13h ago

Anyone have a link that isn’t twitter? No audio for me.

u/Axlndo Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets • LSU Tigers 13h ago

u/_Jetto_ 13h ago

Great messaging or message the delivery and voice can be argued

u/Lonely_One4853 13h ago

Please stop screaming Mr Kiffin. You might hurt other peoples' feelings