r/CFB • u/Geauxldrush321 LSU Tigers • 13h ago
Casual [Kentsports] Lane Kiffin’s halftime speech vs Clemson while up 31-3 Week 1
https://x.com/kentsports24/status/2097100006096289906?s=46&t=c4V1j51I5TI-PGKVnzpV8Q•
u/CoolHandJogmeister 13h ago
This got “leaked” … and I have a girlfriend but she lives in Canada
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u/intern-at-Kramerica LSU Tigers 12h ago
You know the story of how they named Canada?
Took all the letters, put them in a big bag, shook them up and pulled them out one by one.
"C, eh?"
"N, eh?"
"D, eh?"
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u/ajwilson99 Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago
I’d imagine this kind of locker room speech is pretty common
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u/intern-at-Kramerica LSU Tigers 12h ago
can't see Heupel doing this without minutes in between to catch his breath
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u/horseshoeprovodnikov Florida State Seminoles 12h ago
You might be surprised. Some big boys got cow lungs. I used to work out with a fat dude who had mad cardio.
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u/Siicktiits Miami Hurricanes 13h ago
I’m confused on who this is supposed to make look bad? I think it’s the non-coaching football shit that Lane does wrong not this.
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u/Kinder22 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 13h ago
I get that’s what 99% of Kiffin posts here are trying to do, but I don’t think this one is supposed to make anyone look bad.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG Oklahoma Sooners • Big 12 13h ago
This just sounds like a pretty typical locker room speech to me lol. Gotta keep your dudes hungry
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u/reddit_names LSU Tigers • McNeese Cowboys 10h ago
When was the last time you heard a coach tell his players to tell the whole world to go fuck itself?
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u/frydrocity Clemson Tigers • Team Chaos 9h ago
Ohio Against the World seems like a safe bet. Or literally any Miami team for about 30 years there.
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u/CasanovaJones82 LSU Tigers • North Carolina Tar Heels 15m ago
Wtf are you even talking about? The "Us against the world and fuck the haters" has been a thing in sports since, well, it was invented? Give me a fucking break lol, y'all have a such a hard on for Kiffin you can't even think straight.
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u/Insectshelf3 Oklahoma Sooners • SEC 13h ago
ngl wasn’t aware kiffin could move like that
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u/BroadBrazosAvon95 Baylor • South Carolina 12h ago
One of the few guys that is so intense it doesn’t matter how high pitched and shrill it is. Same as Brock Lesnar
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u/Edgemaster1423 Florida Gators 12h ago
His voice getting high pitched almost to the point of parody was still cool somehow
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u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago edited 13h ago
"You send them a fucking message who the fuck is on their schedule" hits pretty hard.
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u/onthacountray58 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 12h ago
I mean I’m fired up for it but that’s a pretty standard “don’t let up even though you’re up” halftime speech.
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u/Outrageous-Equal-928 12h ago
Does the coach usually say "the whole world fucking hates you!" 🤣
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u/onthacountray58 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 12h ago
They usually say something like “nobody believes in you”, but yeah they kinda do.
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u/ImRightShutUp1 Ohio State • Southeast CC 13h ago
X doesn’t allow non users to watch
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u/NeedleworkerLong392 LSU Tigers 13h ago
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u/teslaistheshit Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 13h ago
TEMU Kirby Smart speech GTFO
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u/NeedleworkerLong392 LSU Tigers 13h ago
I’m pretty sure Kirby didn’t invent the fired up halftime speech lol
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u/MandoDoughMan Purdue Boilermakers 13h ago
Xcancel is back, just replace the x.com with xcancel.com
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u/Schmenza Harvard Crimson • Tulane Green Wave 13h ago
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u/Medical-Face 13h ago
As a CFB casual with no team (aka shitty D3 alumni school), I find this based as hell
Lane is an entertIning villian in a sport full of hypocritical crybaby programs who pretend theyve been doing things the "right way" lol
Legit sick speech
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u/Johnny_Handsum LSU Tigers 10h ago
hypocritical crybaby programs who pretend theyve been doing things the "right way" lol
Replace programs with fans and you just described 99% of the people on college football subreddits.
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u/Wheels_Foonman Tennessee • Transfer Portal 13h ago
All I need is an 8 ball and 2 million a 50 million dollar roster.
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u/Penguinsteve LSU Tigers • North Texas Mean Green 13h ago
Running through the house with a pickle in my mouth.
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u/NeedleworkerLong392 LSU Tigers 13h ago
Uhhh
Yeah I’m pretty happy with my coaching situation, I’m sorry y’all
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u/NeuroticViking LSU Tigers • Victory Flag 13h ago
Me too man. Me too
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u/PhilFeelsFine LSU Tigers 13h ago
🤝
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u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago
You will be for a little :) we were too.
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u/Strominater Florida Gators 13h ago
I really enjoyed playing you guys when Kiffin was there
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u/brokentr0jan USC Trojans • Victory Bell 12h ago
Kiffin was at Tennessee for a single year and they went 7-6 (if I remember right), I will never understand the grudge they hold against him lol
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u/throwaway2987650 Florida Gators 12h ago
He basically laid a giant shit on the way out and immediately started recruiting guys/staff to head to USC with him. Tennessee had to shut down the power as a result.
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u/hankmardukas7 LSU Tigers 12h ago
The students that were throwing mustard bottles and golf balls a few years ago were like 4th graders when he was at UT
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u/Hewligan LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 12h ago
it's en vogue to hate kiffin right now so they try to muscle in on the pearl clutching that ole miss fans get to do
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u/wwwr222 Tennessee Volunteers 10h ago
Wtf? We’ve hated him for 17 years lol, we’re not cashing in on a trend.
For those that don’t get it, he left in the middle of the night at the worst possible time for getting a new coach and keeping recruits. That led to Dooley, and cratered any momentum we might have had for close to a decade.
There were problems other than Kiffin obviously, but he started our decade of dysfunction
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u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 9h ago
Some people don’t like your coach and haven’t for a very long time. And there are legitimate reasons for people not to like him. Quit the “it’s en vogue” pity party and go enjoy your wins.
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u/Hewligan LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 4h ago
Yeah and the hysteria about him didn’t reach fever pitch until he joined us, hence; en vogue.
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u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago
Shhhh this isn’t about you.
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u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago
It ain’t about you either. When was the last time ANYTHING was about Fkn Tennessee? Manning??
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u/Electrical-Moment726 LSU Tigers 13h ago
If he leaves, it's for an NFL team. And if an NFL team wants him, it's because he won a championship here. I'll take that.
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u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago
You can fix him. You’re totally right.
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u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago
We're not trying to fix him. We're just making the most of him while we have him.
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u/brokentr0jan USC Trojans • Victory Bell 12h ago
Kiffin isn’t an NFL guy imo. When you factor in that Raiders stuff and just how he acts as a person, I can’t see it.
I actually think he is going to want to stay at LSU long term and try to build his own dynasty. LSU is the type of school that can win 3 or 4 championships in a decade with a dominant head coach which is why he went.
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u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 12h ago
I agree. There is no incentive for him to go to the NFL. College is his game. He's making more than most NFL head coaches. LSU has embraced his personality. Everything, including the resources, aligns with him staying at LSU.
I get that Tennessee is bitter about him leaving following the 2009 season after being there 13 months. I just wish they could come up with better risks about him.
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u/Electrical-Moment726 LSU Tigers 13h ago
Where else is he going to go? UTEP?
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u/Garfunkel_Oates Tennessee Volunteers 13h ago
He can certainly jump to an NFL team without having won a natty if the situation gets bad enough.
Sorry, not trying to rain on your all’s parade. Congrats on beating the goliath Dabo Swinney, I’m sure it’ll work out great for you guys.
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u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago
Sure you’re not. When’s the last parade Tennessee had? I get it….you gotta do something to pass the time besides fuck your sister
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u/catptain-kdar Alabama Crimson Tide 10h ago
What has Tennessee done in 30 years to relevant? Are you upset lane took ole miss to the playoffs last season?
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u/Hewligan LSU Tigers • Southeastern Lions 13h ago
yes yes visor man bad you hold a 10 year old grudge we know ok good luck vol
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u/Geaux2020 LSU Tigers • Valley City State Vikings 13h ago
He's not going back to the NFL anytime soon.
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u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago
We don’t gotta fix him. Just he the best job in college football. Even the goat says it. So….now what??
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u/MidlandsBraves Clemson Tigers 11h ago
I spoke with an old Cajun outside of Phil’s oyster bar before the game. This old man said and I quote “hell boy, lane gets us it’s always been Louisiana against everyone fuck em!”
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u/AlarmedSock2044 11h ago
Good. I want foaming at the mouth animals coming out of that locker room. Go ahead on coach. That’s why you fuckn win. Fuck the haters
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u/frickenWaaaltah Georgia Bulldogs 13h ago
This is pretty great and just confirms for me that I want Owen Wilson to play him in a CFB movie.
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u/Internal_Research_72 Ohio State Buckeyes • Rose Bowl 13h ago
God I love Kiffin. Not for the speech, whatever, I expect every “up big at halftime” speech sounds like this.
But for consistently finding new and innovative ways to grab the media by the balls and making sure he’s kept in the spotlight. It’s like everyone else is coaching in the newspaper era and Lane understands we’re in the social media era.
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u/TemporaryCamera8818 Ole Miss Rebels 13h ago
So whoever is filming this is filming their pants and shoes, and assuming Kiffin isn’t in on this leak, I can’t imagine it would be that difficult to determine who recorded it
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u/geaux124 Louisiana Tech Bulldogs • LSU Tigers 13h ago
That might be some sort of uniform. At the beginning of the video there was somebody to the left of the person filming who was wearing something nearly identical. I imagine there are cameras everywhere though and if they really want to find out who did it they probably could.
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u/Kinder22 LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 13h ago
Love it, but I’m sure it’s similar in a lot of locker rooms.
But who tf is recording in the locker room and sharing it with media? Maybe released on purpose to look like a leak? Not gonna act like I didn’t love hearing the “Roll Tide what? Fuck you!” moment from 2019, but a lot of locker room talk should stay in the locker room.
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u/OneVast3433 13h ago
The shit talk is what I live for. Some of these dudes are like "well if teams in our conference win, it makes us look better" fuck you, I want them all to go 0-12
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u/gottiredofchrome Ole Miss Rebels • Egg Bowl 12h ago
Kiffin does stuff like this. It's part of the allure, but everything is a production.
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u/Melodic-Slice-3826 北星学園大学 (Hokusei Gakuen) Pirates 13h ago
Jesus christ. I don't wanna know what he's like if there were 5 penalties and they were down at half.
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u/Kimber80 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 11h ago
The bottom line is we know that the nature of college football is such that a 28-point halftime lead isn't necessarily safe it can melt away pretty quickly, if you take your foot off the gas
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u/ClemsonRebel27 Clemson Tigers 3h ago
I hope they play this shit on repeat during Clemson's practice. They were soft as fucking Charmin
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u/Geauxt420 LSU Tigers 3h ago
Yeah thats what's up, BK could never say anything anyone wanted to hear. I put this on loop while I work out now.
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u/cyclONEnation10 Iowa State Cyclones 13h ago
I’m praying on LSU’s downfall
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u/SoloDolo86 LSU Tigers 13h ago
Pray harder🙏
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u/frickenWaaaltah Georgia Bulldogs 13h ago
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES YOU!!!
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u/SnooMemesjellies8168 LSU Tigers 13h ago
You should have less hate in you're heart. It's healthier!
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u/Time_Transition4817 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 12h ago
Dabo definitely prayed and we see how that worked out for him
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u/captainseafunk Texas State Bobcats 13h ago
Anyone have a link that isn’t twitter? No audio for me.
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u/Schmenza Harvard Crimson • Tulane Green Wave 13h ago
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u/fowcc West Virginia Mountaineers 13h ago
It's along the lines of the Nick Saban "Make their asses quit" and Georgia's "They signed up for 60! (as they are up huge going into halftime)"
I get it- especially in college football where it's a beauty contest at the end of the year (sometimes regardless of your record, just ask Florida St a couple years ago right?).
Leave no doubt (to take a page from Notre Dame's slogan this year, although he ripped that off of Bill Stewart's Fiesta Bowl speech wink wink) as to just how good your team is.