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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Clemson 51-10

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Clemson 3 0 0 7 10
LSU 17 14 13 7 51
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u/garfcarmpbll Oregon Ducks • Syracuse Orange 2d ago

Lane just went full savage. "The mock team scored more on us".

What. The. Fuck.

u/Nickosaurus_Rex LSU Tigers 2d ago

He was throwing out some snark tonight. Between that and the halftime interview's "just imagine if we had pro players"

u/megatricinerator LSU Tigers 2d ago

You know what, I think I'm into having a season where we're the heel team. You know, the fun theatrical heel, not the "blatantly cheated in our faces" heel that is Michigan.

u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos 2d ago

You know, the fun theatrical heel, not the "blatantly cheated in our faces" heel that is Michigan.

Maybe it's because I was never into wrestling, but I always felt like there was a difference between a heel and a villain. Y'all are the bad guys because it's a fun storyline, they're the bad guys because they're acting like Vince McMahon

u/Dr_Neauxp LSU Tigers • Santa Monica Corsairs 2d ago

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun

u/megatricinerator LSU Tigers 2d ago

I don't know why, but I imagine Morbo from Futurama yelling this.

u/AndyLorentz LSU Tigers • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!

u/Dr_Neauxp LSU Tigers • Santa Monica Corsairs 1d ago

Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the walls?

u/Rare_Crayons LSU Tigers • Houston Cougars 1d ago

Shenanigans? You’re talking about Shenanigans, right?

u/nola_mike LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 1d ago

And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic, which makes them not shenanigans really.

u/WallyMcWalNuts Tennessee Volunteers 1d ago

Your shenanigans were caused by someone else, MICH’s was just pure cheating.

u/sunburntredneck Alabama Crimson Tide • Texas Longhorns 1d ago

I can even admit that, as messed up as it is that yall are trying to bring on signed NFL players, you're not bringing on actual stars, just two guys who will probably barely get playing time if they're even added to the roster. Like, you're not trying to cheat to win, you're just trying to cheat for the sake of cheating. There's no real conspiracy, just shenanigans

u/Nellez_ LSU Tigers • Corndog 21h ago

It's less about specifically wanting NFL training camp wash outs. It's more about getting decent depth players that might be hitting the transfer portal with eligibility after arguing their case against the NCAA for not informing them that their eligibility might extend to another season when they implemented the "5 for 5 Rule" after players would have to declare for the draft.

It's not like we're trying to get the 2019 3-headed monster on offense to come back to play school, Lane just wanted depth pieces that would be getting another year of eligibility if the NCAA cared about fairness in the implementation of it's new rules.

Maybe he was altruistically putting them in the spotlight so people might realize how the NCAA shafted these guys or maybe he just wanted some drama, but the uproar this caused is kind of a head scratcher when you actually read past the headlines.

u/WasteSecurity4194 1d ago

Yep, even the lawyer got into it with, "Served cold gumbo and had to eat it". I seen him say that on the news and laughed. Only in Louisiana with their often corrupt as shit politicians and especially New Orleans.

u/Brochacho27 Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

People will hate it, because lane is an ass. But this is going to be so entertaining

u/Fragrant-Employer-60 1d ago

Lane really is the Pete Weber “hate me or love me, you watched, that’s all you could do”

u/ADs_Unibrow_23 LSU Tigers • South Carolina Gamecocks 1d ago

At least he’s an entertaining ass, which is really nice after four years of a boring ass with Kelly

u/Lanntheman LSU Tigers 2d ago

2019 we was Hollywood Hogan... 2026 we're Hollywood Rock...

u/imahobolin Texas Longhorns • Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

Heel tag fits perfectly with LSU brand too lol

season is gonna be hella fun win or lose

u/MikeFatz LSU Tigers • Fiesta Bowl 2d ago

We’re in our nWo era now. We just play the loudmouth flashy heels trying to take over. Then later on when some other team starts becoming more annoying or hated than us, we can sneakily splinter off to start into our Wolfpac era.

u/Klutzy-Spend-6947 Ohio State • Nebraska 2d ago

Oh, you are definitely the heel team. Kiffin is the only dude on earth who makes everyone look at Ole Miss as the sympathetic party.

u/Gabriels_Pies LSU Tigers 1d ago

Ive said this before and I'll say it again, being the heel is fine as long as we back it up. If we just suck and keep getting dunked on then that's no fun.

u/ffforwork 2d ago

Its fun while you win, its really tedious when you lose and everyone mocks you. Even more than the usual stuff.

u/overandoverandagain Florida Gators 2d ago

LSU fans think they aren't the heel team every year lol

u/spanishfry LSU Tigers 1d ago

Go throw a shoe

u/VanCurious779 2d ago

For real dude, their state is shaped like a foot, of course they’re the heel

u/brownchickenbr0wnc0w ULM Warhawks 2d ago

He also said something about playing good offenses.

u/DaggersKnuckles LSU Tigers 2d ago

Yeah I caught that too. He was like “we’ll definitely be playing better offenses this year”. Which I mean…..he’s not wrong and it’s good to not be too high on this win but also damn lol

u/Johnny_Kilroy_84 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

He low key shit on clemson in his post game presser. Most of his answers could be summed up as “I’m proud of our guys who played great but clemson sucks”

This is awesome

u/DiaDeLosMuebles LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 2d ago

Dabo was talking shit about him before the game.

u/Johnny_Kilroy_84 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Fuck dabo. Fraud.

u/preauxzac LSU Tigers • Team Chaos 1d ago

For real, those two lines were pure troll. Those types are why I used to hate him…but man, it gets a more enjoyable when it’s on your side. 😂

u/sakaESR Swansea Titans • LSU Tigers 2d ago

Did anyone else see him shove a young staffer after the alma mater?

u/Dynamite_McGhee Tennessee Volunteers • Sickos 2d ago

u/Nickosaurus_Rex LSU Tigers 1d ago

Apparently it was his son Knox. So more of a good natured "hey how about that" than a "get out of my way peasant"

u/tagillaslover Clemson Tigers 2d ago

The worst part is I can’t even be mad about it 

u/Clemson1313 Clemson Tigers 1d ago

Because we already knew how it was going down.

u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers • Magnolia Bowl 2d ago

oooooooooooo

u/DMaury1969 2d ago

lol I said the same!

u/dirtydriver58 California Golden Bears 2d ago

Lol

u/thiseye LSU Tigers 2d ago

86-18 against our 3rd and 4th stringers

u/stunna006 LSU Tigers 2d ago

I really didnt like that after him and dabo seemed to have a good convo in midfield after the game. Its more important to show class in victory than defeat and he definitely knows dabo will see that clip.

I mean fuck the haters but dont dabo isnt in the media. Hes a coach

u/Global_Antelope8380 Clemson Tigers 2d ago

Dabo can cry himself to sleep with his $11million per year 

u/Johnny_Kilroy_84 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 1d ago

Fuck dabo

u/Kirby_Israel Rochester Yellowjackets 1d ago

I hate the guy but when you drop a 50 burger and allow only 10 points, it's honestly earned.

u/Rotrus Ole Miss Rebels • Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

To be fair, I’d describe Clemson as a mockery

u/GiggleJesters Notre Dame Fighting Irish 2d ago

I love having a villain in CFB