[Postgame Thread] Minnesota Defeats Eastern Illinois 59-7

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Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Eastern Illinois	0	7	0	0	7
Minnesota	14	21	10	14	59

[u/tree-hugger]

Vikings borrowed the Icelandic cheer from the Euros, Gophers borrowed the Norwegian cheer from the World Cup.

If you're not going to be original, you might as well borrow the best.

[u/Studs_Not_On_Top → u/tree-hugger]

Minnesota is Scandinavian 

[u/Powerful_Mousse → u/Studs_Not_On_Top]

I didn’t realize Scandinavia stretched all the way from Northern Europe to the Midwest

[u/Studs_Not_On_Top → u/Powerful_Mousse]

The earth is spherical, not a flat map. 

[u/Powerful_Mousse → u/Studs_Not_On_Top]

Are we also including Greenland and Canada in Greater Scandinavia while we’re at it?

[u/Studs_Not_On_Top → u/Powerful_Mousse]

I mean Greenland is owned by Denmark... 

it's hard to get more Scandinavian than that

[u/Powerful_Mousse → u/Studs_Not_On_Top]

And French Guyana is in Europe