r/Buttcoin • u/clarissa_mao • 23h ago
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 1d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV It's a holiday. Mods must be off... self-aware-wolf makes it to the front page of r-bitcoin.
r/Buttcoin • u/SnowGrayMan • 1d ago
"Hackers" have stolen ~4,000 Bitcoin worth $320 million from the Liquid Network. When will other crypto wallets get "hacked" so their owners can buy a Ferrari too?
r/Buttcoin • u/greyenlightenment • 1d ago
Liquid Says $320 Million Stolen in Latest Crypto Hack
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 1d ago
2024 article on how Vitalik Buterin gave "$665 million" worth of Shiba Inu to launch an AI lobbying group named The Future of Life Institute. Important today, as FLI's President, Max Tegmark, is now Bernie Sanders AI-whisperer.
politico.comr/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 1d ago
Bitcoin mining data center condemned after leaking 3 million gallons of water and forcing school closures — facility operated for years under a city stop-work order
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 2d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: Ye 'ol "Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation" lie.
r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 2d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Some copium from some incel cryptobros
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 3d ago
Crypto pig-butchering scams in the US are at a record high. Yet most victims get no help and some end up losing even more.
r/Buttcoin • u/Lou_R33d • 3d ago
Will Saylor’s dilution ponzi last longer than Madoff’s?
Very different structure, probably the same outcome. Will Saylor’s ponzi last longer than Madoff’s ?
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 4d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: There is no truth to the rumor that we're running out of greater fools!
r/Buttcoin • u/d3arleader • 4d ago
It's got "potential!" Wrenches Out of Stock
This time it’s 6x the amount that were exposed all the way back in August. Be your own bank!
r/Buttcoin • u/slaba-tabaka • 4d ago
Over $20 Bilion was put in this crap.
I'm speechless. Who bought all those shares? How much stupidity is there out there? Saylor will be in history books, one of the greatest charlatans in finance.
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 5d ago
FEW Strategy CEO Defends $60K Bitcoin Sale Before $80K Buyback as, “the right trade at the time.”
r/Buttcoin • u/AmericanScream • 5d ago
As Seen On (crypto) TV Today's r-bitcoin front page c0pe: "Why didn't you buy bitcoin in 2010?" (Because I was busy, "contributing to society" elsewhere)
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 5d ago
Trump Jr.’s firm makes large investment in crypto gambling company Polymarket, amid dad’s crusade against regulation
r/Buttcoin • u/HappyOaks21 • 6d ago
#WLB Gratitude.
Thank you for your service to Buttcoin.
Without you, there would be no place for contempt, disdain, scorn, mockery, and ridicule.
You complete the ecosystem as an important step in this journey.
For which, we are in your debt.
r/Buttcoin • u/folteroy • 6d ago
Forget the most interesting man in the world; here is the most insufferable man in the world.
r/Buttcoin • u/dyzo-blue • 7d ago
Coinbase's Brian Armstrong says charity is a ‘negative’ for the world: ‘I’m not going to do that’
r/Buttcoin • u/Mandelbrots-dream • 8d ago
My boy Saylor is buying high again.
So after selling 6916 BTC for a total of $430M. Last week he buys 4603 BTC for $370 Million. That's net selling of 2313 BTC for $60M. In aggregate, this is equivalent of selling at $25,904.
Their own "BTC yield" metric is negative year to date now.
r/Buttcoin • u/mopfloorspraymirror • 8d ago
20,999,999.69 coins?
I know this isn’t the highest quality post and has probably been discussed but my rtfm and use the search bar only come up with other results (or historical results), not specifically about this question on this sub, or even from normal people, so if someone can find any references or a thread discussing this, please point me the right way and ill be glad to learn! thanks!
So, as we all know, the cult of Bitcoin has a “hard” cap of “21 million“ coins. As we also know reality, after the last halving there are actually 20,999,999.69 coins in the wild ecosystem totally possible with the current architecture of the Bitcoin code and network.
Currently the code stops at that number with .31 coins unable to be mined.
That being said, do you think (I personally do) that bitcoin will readjust the reward for a block to be less than the lowest current allowed decimal (satoshi) allowing mining of fractions of a satoshi? will it be everyone adopting or will it be a fork again? I know that miners won’t be able to live on transactions alone. do you also think, as I do, that miners will stop mining and the bitcoin blockchain and processing will come to a halt at 20,999,999.69 coins? I personally think it’s a farce like the rest of Bitcoin and they will keep halving indefinitely to go less and less and less shavings of a piece of corn.
irrelevant, real World view of bitcorn and harsh replies when possible please, just make sure you educate me and send me links.
thanks!
r/Buttcoin • u/Current-Parfait-135 • 8d ago
I finally understand why Bitcoin is the future
After years of research, I’ve finally figured out the Bitcoin business model.
You buy magic internet beans because someone else told you they’ll be worth more later.
Then you wait.
If number goes up: GENIUS FINANCIAL INNOVATION.
If number goes down: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE TECHNOLOGY.
If you ask what Bitcoin actually produces:
“Have fun staying poor.”
If you ask why you need a $20 billion decentralized network to send $50:
“NGMI.”
If the price crashes 70%:
“THIS IS HEALTHY. WE'RE SHAKING OUT THE WEAK HANDS.”
And if it goes up 10%:
“ADOPTION IS HAPPENING.”
At this point I'm convinced Bitcoin isn't an investment.
It's a religion where the communion wafer is a hardware wallet and every financial loss is a test of faith.
Have fun staying solvent, I guess.
r/Buttcoin • u/PureCod9290 • 9d ago
My use case lives in another country
Hey I live in a totalitarian dictatorship but I am also on Twitter defending Bitcoin
r/Buttcoin • u/Inevitable-Cat869 • 9d ago
Has Anyone Lost Their Friend to Bitcoin?
I used to be agnostic towards Bitcoin. But ever since my close friend has become obsessed with Bitcoin, hearing anything about Bitcoin and/or AI makes my skin crawl.
Wanna talk about politics? It's somehow tied to Bitcoin. Wanna talk about economics? Bitcoin will replace the current economic system. Wanna share a personal problem? Bitcoin will solve it. Wanna talk about futurism? Futurism doesn't exist without Bitcoin.
It's gotten to the point where I don't want to talk about anything with substance and have resorted to short responses but he doesn't know the real reason.