How would you describe yourself to get identified at an ARAD party? You can't say your username.

[u/wittywight]

Like, what would be your description of yourself for people to identify you.

[u/Titsoffwork]

I think most people would clock that it’s me 😅🤣

[u/wittywight → u/Titsoffwork]

Consider me illiterate and that i haven't seen your profile. Haha

[u/Titsoffwork → u/wittywight]

My flair would do it. ☝️🐬🌈

[u/wittywight → u/Titsoffwork]

That's a good slide.

[u/ExpectoPornum2]

I'd be flashing my homemade moderator badge and wandering around telling people their topics of discussion are repetitive

[u/FunnelCakeSprinkles → u/ExpectoPornum2]

😂🩷💕😂🩷💕😂 Get it printed at Snapfish or some place like that. Then it will look super official! 😂

^{I'm going to stay far away but I'll wave from across the room!}

[u/fickleminded → u/ExpectoPornum2]

Mod badge 🥵

[u/Delicious-Lip1226]

I'll be the one dancing topless on a table

[u/wittywight → u/Delicious-Lip1226]

It's an ARAD party. Do you think the dress code is clothes?

[u/FunnelCakeSprinkles]

I think a few people would know me as soon as I started talking. 😂🌷🌈🌼💕🎵🎉🍒🌷🤸‍♀️🧜‍♀️🩷🦄💕🦖💗🌈

[u/Responsible-Thing142 → u/FunnelCakeSprinkles]

Oh most definitely...you will be first to be recognised lol

[u/FunnelCakeSprinkles → u/Responsible-Thing142]

😂🌈💗💕😂🌈💗💕 I've been told that my laugh is distinctive, so at the latest, once I laugh.

[u/caroline_ripper54]

I'm very new here so I doubt anyone would recognize me. I need to build a stable image of myself here

[u/Responsible-Thing142 → u/caroline_ripper54]

You are the person who asked that superpower related question...👀

[u/CuddleDemon04]

The cute giggles and noises.

[u/wittywight → u/CuddleDemon04]

I will keep an eye out for them b

[u/1QuietCurve]

Naked and afraid.

Wait shit it’s not that kind of party.

Afraid.

[u/Thanatos_9029 → u/1QuietCurve]

Wouldn’t ARAD party’s be exactly that kind of party ?

[u/1QuietCurve → u/Thanatos_9029]

looks around idk no one else said anything!!!

[u/Thanatos_9029 → u/1QuietCurve]

We can just make it to one, I’m sure the others will join in then!

[u/1QuietCurve → u/Thanatos_9029]

I’m gonna stay in the corner all afraid 🤣

[u/Thanatos_9029 → u/1QuietCurve]

We can do that together 😂 I’m way to shy and socially awkward irl 🤣

[u/BillNyeScienceThigh]

Loud tattooed elastigirl type but big titty mom bod version + “thighs” or “Bill” nametag to be safe

[u/Responsible-Thing142 → u/BillNyeScienceThigh]

So everything noice ever as a Human got it.

[u/fickleminded]

Awkwardly standing in a corner, drink in hand

[u/Responsible-Thing142 → u/fickleminded]

You got any space for a guy with the snack bowl lol?

[u/fickleminded → u/Responsible-Thing142]

Depends. What snacks you got?

[u/Responsible-Thing142 → u/fickleminded]

Hmmm....onion rings, kitkats, and brownies and anything else you can think of.

[u/fickleminded → u/Responsible-Thing142]

Add some sour gummies and we’re good

[u/Responsible-Thing142 → u/fickleminded]

Ok that's a deal...🤝🏻

[u/honore-theballsackV2]

I'm the shy dude in the corner with the dog

[u/SweetLikeCandiiii → u/honore-theballsackV2]

What kind of dog? 🥹

[u/honore-theballsackV2 → u/SweetLikeCandiiii]

The gentle and stupid kind 😂

[u/SweetLikeCandiiii → u/honore-theballsackV2]

Can I pet that dawg

[u/NeighborhoodLivid735]

Handsome, dashing, charming, humble, etc. Just all around fucking flawless.

[u/ShelleBelleRedux]

Cute but bitchy

[u/Suspicious-Pound6256 → u/ShelleBelleRedux]

Where have you been all my life?

[u/BustyEmily7]

But my username includes my description :/

[u/wittywight → u/BustyEmily7]

Lol I believe there would be other busty women there.

[u/nepenthe-93]

Small petite woman with red hair, probably off to go find the dog or cat at the party.

[u/SweetLikeCandiiii]

Find the 5’2” brunette with glasses, an hourglass figure, and absolutely no business saying half the shit coming out of her mouth.

[u/ZyAuri]

The tall one with short hair, I kinda stand out.

[u/Quietus76]

Ugly face, hot body, cant tell if he's 35 or 50. His wife lights up the room.

[u/Thisismyothername104]

That "doofus but in an endearing way" guy

[u/berrysweetxo]

I'd describe my outfit and where I'd be hanging out

[u/wittywight → u/berrysweetxo]

And that would be?

[u/Tigercat92]

Tall dude with scar on face

[u/Responsible-Thing142 → u/Tigercat92]

Scarface? 👀

[u/Tigercat92 → u/Responsible-Thing142]

😂

[u/Little-Pixie-Belle]

I'm the really short one

[u/Separate_Jelly4264]

Doubt anyone would recognize me so I'd just go undercover loll

[u/RosenSunrise]

Look for the curly hair chick with overalls. 👍

[u/ADHD_ismything]

The titties guy

[u/BillNyeScienceThigh → u/ADHD_ismything]

I feel like some of the “send me your boobs” people might mess with that reputation

[u/ADHD_ismything → u/BillNyeScienceThigh]

I receive them

[u/BillNyeScienceThigh → u/ADHD_ismything]

…..okay…

[u/ADHD_ismything → u/BillNyeScienceThigh]

I meant I don’t creepily say “ pm titties”

[u/wittywight → u/ADHD_ismything]

Who isn't?

[u/ADHD_ismything → u/wittywight]

Those who know, they know

[u/CapnBlargles]

Ill just be chilling in the corner, drink in hand, wearing sunglasses, keeping to myself.

[u/SonicPsychonaut]

Just look for the "gooberest" among us, who is just spending all his time with whatever animals he finds at the party. That'll be me.

[u/DraxDemSklounst]

The ass guy

[u/Suspicious-Pound6256]

The bald guy staring at all the women’s feet.

[u/MuffMunchingMuncher]

I’d be eating a muffin

[u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle]

I wasn't invited.

[u/wittywight → u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle]

You will be missed.

[u/brian_m1982]

Lumbering hairy barely human looking bucket of yuck; affinity for arson; helpful, but will complain about it the whole time

[u/Glitchy-Fuzz0791]

That guy...

[u/Responsible-Thing142]

Oh just a guy with lots of stupid questions and weird sense of humour and nerdy undertones... anyway I will go to the snacks corner see ya

[u/randomcookieaddict]

Hey, you see that confident and good looking guy that's telling relatable and funny anecdotes and all the men wanna be him and the women wanna be with him?
I'll be in the next room over from that guy