r/AskReddit Nov 09 '13

What is something that people commonly think is true, that is actually a myth?

I am rapidly realizing I should have phrased this question better. half the posts are myths, half the posts are the opposites of myths.

EDIT: So far this thread has recieved:

  • 30 responses that god or jesus is a myth
  • 20 responses that shaving your hair to make it grow back thicker is a myth
  • 18 responses that going out in the cold will not make you sick
  • 11 responses that daddylonglegs are not the most poisonous spider in the world
  • 10 responses that the great wall of china isn't visible from space
  • 10 12 15 responses that this post is, in fact, unoriginal
  • 8 responses that cracking your knuckles will not give you arthritis
  • 7 responses that vitamin C doesn't cure colds
  • 7 responses that we use more than 10% of our brains
  • 6 responses that you don't eat 8 spiders in your sleep each year
  • 5 responses the bible is a myth
  • 3 responses that dogs having cleaner mouths than humans is a myth
  • 3 4 responses that I'm misusing the word myth

AND a bunch of really crazy shit.

EDIT EDIT:

  • 9 responses that deoxygenated blood isn't blue
  • 7 responses that people in the middle ages already knew the earth was round
  • 5 responses that drinking eight cups of water a day is a myth
  • 5 responses that sugar highs are a myth
  • 5 responses that undercover cops don't have to tell you they're cops
  • 5 responses that gum doesn't take 7 years to digest
  • 3 responses that glass is not a liquid
  • 2 responses criticizing my word usage and punctuation

AND even more crazy shit

EDIT EDIT EDIT: As requested, some of the more insane responses:

PLEASE STOP LINKING THE WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE OF COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS. I GET IT.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '13

Heheh. You said sheeple. You've officially shown yourself to be a moron.

u/killbot500 Nov 10 '13

Can someone tell me what he said that was apparently so horrible?

u/brady376 Nov 10 '13

He said that the holocaust was just anti-nazi propaganda.

u/Frumpylumps Nov 09 '13

is sheeple out of fashion? oh i'm so sorry. What word should I use to more accurately describe those dumb people like yourself who are so easily misled? I don't often rely on the masses to dictate my word usage or sense of fashion. I honestly pity those that do. Reddit always a way of making me feel superior with all its semi-retarded hipsters and pseudo intellectuals. Thanks, idiot.

u/FatGirlsNeedLuv2 Nov 09 '13

Reddit always a way of making me feel superior with all its semi-retarded hipsters and pseudo intellectuals. Thanks, idiot.

The funny part is that it makes everyone else that sees your comment feel better too, because we know we're not as crazy as you are.

Also, YOU are a psudeo-intellectual. Look at your post history.

u/Kirixis Nov 10 '13

Learn to actually say something that isn't pure verbose.

u/FatGirlsNeedLuv2 Nov 12 '13

Thanks for your valuable input.

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '13

You sound like a person who considers Idiocracy to be a documentary, and who treats 1984 as others would the Bible.

u/drcorrin Nov 09 '13

From the things you are saying, i don't think your a very nice person and if i saw you in real life i probably wouldn't stop and chat. If nobody ever stops and chats, your gonna have a bad time

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '13

Oh god, I'm so ashamed at how long it took me to realize I was being trolled. Your comment history says it all. Good show!

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '13

Are you challenging the number or that it happened at all? Either way, what's your evidence other than Nazi propaganda?

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '13

By saying "sheeple", you have proven yourself to be an idiot.

u/Frumpylumps Nov 09 '13

why is that exactly? do you have some personal preference against the word? I presume it is out of fashion. Therefore I conclude that you are not only pathetic, but a moron as well.

u/vertigo25 Nov 09 '13

So, I'm assuming you just question the number, not the Holocaust itself. Which, actually… You're kind of right. "6 Million" is a rounded number.

The thing you don't seem to get, though, is that research has been done to try to accurately number the deaths. LOTS of research. And although not all the numbers agree one hundred percent, they all come awfully damn close to each other. This is attributed to different methodologies and access to different information and records for each of the studies.

Almost all of the studies have one common method, though, that universally comes out almost exactly the same each time it's used. The insignificant differences are, again, attributed to access to records that former studies may not have had.

From http://www.yadvashem.org/yv/en/holocaust/resource_center/faq.asp

(Emphasis mine)

How many Jews were murdered in the Holocaust? How do we know?Do we have their names?

There is no precise figure for the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust. The figure commonly used is the six million quoted by Adolf Eichmann, a senior SS official. Most research confirms that the number of victims was between five and six million. Early calculations range from 5.1 million (Professor Raul Hilberg) to 5.95 million (Jacob Leschinsky). More recent research, by Professor Yisrael Gutman and Dr. Robert Rozett in the Encyclopedia of the Holocaust, estimates the Jewish losses at 5.59–5.86 million, and a study headed by Dr. Wolfgang Benz presents a range from 5.29 million to six million.

The main sources for these statistics are comparisons of prewar censuses with postwar censuses and population estimates. Nazi documentation containing partial data on various deportations and murders is also used. We estimate that Yad Vashem currently has somewhat more than 4.2 million names of victims that are accessible. This figure is based primarily on some two millionand a half Pages of Testimony, which often contain information about more than one Jew who perished in the Holocaust. As of early June 1999, more than 1.6 million Pages of Testimony had been computerized. In addition, we have thousands of documents containing names from the Holocaust era, many of which are those of victims. This body of documentation has yet to be fully researched and added to our computerized database. Eventually we hope, through our computerization project, to provide as much information as possible about each victim.

Now… regardless of the fact that so many people use the popular rounding of "6 Million" hardly any scholars would agree with that, and… I suspect most people know that in actual fact it was "around" 6 million.

The fact of the matter is that we know by an amazing amount of data that it was over 5 million at the very least and that it at least approached 6 million by hundreds.

The "sheeple" are the people who cannot seem to wrap their head around the fact that this data exists, is real, has been studied by mathematicians, historians, social scientists, government agencies, and countless private institutions and they all fucking agree.

The "sheeple" are the ones who have ensconced themselves into a worldview so deeply as to assume it as part of their very identity. They feel superior because they feel they have found some secret truth that only an elite few have. And in order to maintain that delusion so that the may continue to have those feelings of superiority they become insular within their group, claim they are oppressed and victimized, shut out any information counter to their worldview (even with the information is demonstrable), and ultimately villainize those they see as threatening their secure little bubble.

My advice to you… try to imagine a world where you are wrong. What would happen? Would it mean to you that everything was wrong… your world would turn upside down? Would you lose friends and contacts… would you feel those same people lied to you? Would it feel like you had spent an extraordinary amount of time on this only to find out it was worth nothing? If you answer yes to those questions… than you should accept that you are far too attached to the view to be objective about it or to allow for the simple human trait of being mistaken.

TL;DR:

You are wrong. There is actual evidence to prove you are wrong, but you are too attached to your worldview to allow for it, and so you have become that which you hate… a "sheeple."

u/Wakkadude21 Nov 10 '13

Can sheeple be singular?

It's not like "shperson" or something?

u/thefezhat Nov 10 '13

That was awesomely written. Too bad few people will see it down here.

u/ChRoNicBuRrItOs Nov 11 '13

That was pretty fantastic. Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure that guy is trolling everyone.

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '13

The word is used by deluded conspiracy theorists, such as yourself. I have every reason to hate the word, as does everyone else. Hell, it isn't even a word.

u/Frumpylumps Nov 09 '13 edited Nov 09 '13

Ah, I forgot it is sheeple that I am dealing with. You can't even give me a valid answer. Automatic dismissal of conspiracy as lunacy is something that has been programmed into you sheeple, so I'm not surprised you believe conspiracy theorists are deluded. Of course many conspiracies can be false and there are gullable fools such as yourself, but that should not discredit all conspiracy theorists nor give reason to criticize the use of the word "sheeple. You speak like a true sheeple. Smarter people recognize the ignorance of the masses and how easily they are manipulated.

u/mynameistreason Nov 09 '13

If you truly believed all this (just profoundly stupid) bullshit, you wouldn't have deleted your original comment. Deep down, even you know that you're full of shit.

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '13

Okay, do you have a single legitimate source of the information that you've told us? If you don't, I have every right to believe that you are deluded. If you do provide me with one, I'll apologize and be on my way.

u/Frumpylumps Nov 09 '13 edited Nov 09 '13

I don't know what source I could give you that you would deem credible. For me it is more about putting two and two together than any smoking gun. Maybe these old newspapers will help you figure out why the 6 million figure is bullshit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j1V878kWPg&feature=player_detailpage#t=0s

What has become clear is there is a pattern of significance in that number to the powers that be. I don't know what it is, some people think its jewish prophesy based on some rabbis translation of one of the Talmuds.http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/images/tashuvu1.gif

Rabbinical translations always seem like a stretch to me but I haven't heard any other explanation. In addition you can read all the widely conflicting reports of Jewish populations in Germany and Europe, and estimate if it was possible that the nazis executed 6 million of them.

And here is the official story as of Aug 11 2013. http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-features/.premium-1.540880 Reminding us that all those previous conflicting reports were wrong and which sources are to be deemed credible. The first reference comming from an official nazi himself, confirming the 6 million number during the showtrials at Nuremberg. After his capture and subsequent "interrogation" of course. A nazi even said it so it must be true.

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '13

People like you make all anti-zionists look bad. Denying the fact that 6 million jews were killed by nazis makes you instantly lose any credibility you could use to point out that the Jews were not the main victims of the Nazis' war of aggression, and that zionists are using nazi methods against the Palestineans [NSFL].

You are obviously a retarded antisemite nut who can't understand the difference between a zionist and a jew. Some of the best people I know are Jews, and they completely denounce the crimes of the Israeli state.

Racists of all kinds are subhuman pieces of shit, and that includes nazis, zionists, and antisemites like you.

u/lurkerdontpost Nov 10 '13

I know you mean well, but this idea that the only good Jews are anti-Israel is fairly offensive too.

u/iamthegraham Nov 09 '13

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

RON PAUL 2016

u/[deleted] Nov 09 '13

U R KILL URSELF