Thats one way to get in a bus

[u/vaporwave_enthusiast]

[u/Abject_Jump9617]

Bus driver should have said " you're gonna need to pay for a ticket."

[u/Test4Echooo → u/Abject_Jump9617]

Or throw him off like Indiana Jones threw that Nazi off that dirigible.

“No ticket”!

[u/PhDinWombology → u/Test4Echooo]

IT’S JUST BEEN REVOKED

[u/Test4Echooo → u/PhDinWombology]

[u/holyfire001202 → u/Test4Echooo]

Dirigible: N.- A self-propelled airship that can be steered.

In case anyone else thought u/Test4Echooo may have been making that word up.

[u/ocTGon → u/Test4Echooo]

UPVOTE

[u/Ripen-]

How stupid do you have to be to drive through a cross section like that? Amazing that he made it this far

[u/BeardedHalfYeti → u/Ripen-]

No helmet, going a bajillion miles an hour toward a blind intersection. Pretty god damned stupid.

[u/Old-Landscape-7538 → u/BeardedHalfYeti]

ironically, the part of his brain that would’ve been damaged is the part of the brain that would give him the foresight to wear a helmet and drive more carefully. nature is funny like that.

[u/NumbDangEt4742 → u/Ripen-]

Stupid enough to laugh at the other guy on the bike stopped at the intersection, calling him a sucker as he pulls forward towards the intersection and 2 seconds later...he drives through the cross section like that.

[u/NumbDangEt4742]

That haircut says a ton about why

[u/Tiyath → u/NumbDangEt4742]

The moronhawk

[u/WannaAskQuestions]

How fucked up is his spine, would you say?

[u/42stingray → u/WannaAskQuestions]

I don't know, but my spine started wiggling like jelly when I watched this

[u/mcmxcix_ → u/WannaAskQuestions]

To shreds you say?

[u/bad_goblin]

How is that other passenger on the bus so unbothered by a guy crashing into the bus. Just kept looking out the window

[u/Own-East-9190 → u/bad_goblin]

That's the regular way of bus entering there

[u/nachtengelsp → u/bad_goblin]

And also the driver. He nonchalantly looking to the guy like "wtf bro..." without giving a single shit about him was the cherry in top

[u/blackmilksociety → u/nachtengelsp]

The diver is just going back there to collect his $2.50

[u/mikemaz57 → u/blackmilksociety]

Two fitty or no ride brah!

[u/TechnicalTip5251 → u/bad_goblin]

He does it every afternoon.

[u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 → u/TechnicalTip5251]

“Hola, Antonio”

[u/AgentNeroz → u/bad_goblin]

Not enough emotions to spare for idiots in this day and age.

[u/Educational_Mess8684]

He must've had the fast pass

[u/Joe4o2]

He immediately starts getting up, which suggests he survived, but you can also see that he lost not one, but both of his shoes, meaning he ded. 100% gone.

[u/Giillybean]

I think if those bus doors were closed on impact it might have looked quite different with no helmet 😬

[u/Existing-Village9770]

Well now he can take the bus home

[u/Own-East-9190]

Did the helm get stuck in the bus window or did he REALLY survive that without a helmet?

[u/Tinksy14]

Holy fucking shit!! That was mental

[u/IamRiv]

“The bike riders on the bus go crash crash crash… all through the town”

[u/Because_They_Asked]

Looked like that Red Bull stunt when the wingsuit guy jumped out of one plane and into the open door of another plane.

He was lucky the door was open.

[u/Abject_Jump9617]

He's gonna be sore in the morning.

[u/Helemaalklaarmee]

Manual shifted motorbike, with a tourist that thinks 'how hard can it be!'

Pulling the left brake lever that is, in fact, the clutch.

[u/Fragrant_Pause6470]

Sir, you need to wait at the bus stop.

[u/DamD1rtyApe]

How I felt running late to the bus stop as a kid

[u/blackmilksociety]

Sir that’ll be $2.50

[u/towerfella]

Dammit.

[u/CZsfPurplik]

"Please let this be a normal field trip" 🙏😭

[u/[deleted] → u/CZsfPurplik]

"With the Frizz? No way"

[u/naiccam]

i’m good - this is my stop

[u/ageofdiscontent_meh]

This is a no shoes bus! Please have them removed upon boarding.

[u/Wizdad-1000]

Destination fucked.

[u/forme2c]

Such a freeloader 😂😂

[u/TickleMyRide]

forgot to pay the fare tho

[u/TheRealPopcornMaker]

The surveillance state sure has its downsides but providing us with multiple angles and piecing them together to make a video like this is surely a silver lining.

[u/BonzerLife]

His shoe got blown off, this might be serious 😯

[u/Dan-68]

Sometimes the bus catches you.

[u/Superb-Cantaloupe324]

At least he wore his mullmet

[u/pjtpassword]

Damm dude.

[u/broipy2]

Incredibly lucky to hit the door

[u/MyNameIsOnlyDaniel]

You pay for the bus ticket or just the bus?

[u/Round_Cook_8770]

The lady in the back is not even phased.

[u/5720Katherine]

I had to watch this twice, as I confusedly thought he had tripped and fallen (very quickly, apparently) into the bus

[u/Infinite_Finish_7685]

This is like Tom and Gerry level type of an event

[u/Individual_Chef1315]

"can I borrow your motorcycle? I need to catch the bus"

[u/SwingThatHammer]

r/nevertellmetheodds

[u/Turbulent-Brain-793]

The luck of that man. If he takes that header into anything BUT that seat dead for sure. Today....he goes home with a headache. And probably permanent neck and spinal damage ...BUT HE AINT DED!

[u/Far_Performer_4272]

You can’t park here mate !

[u/AccomplishedBeing305]

Hell yeah that’s how you do jackass style

[u/thegingerbreadman99]

Leerooooooy Jenkiiiiiiiiins

[u/BirdlessLongdeal]

at least his head cushioned the blow for the rest of his body.

[u/TheMightySephiroth]

Please tell me this is ai. Ffs, no one is that lucky/stupid......right?

[u/NefariousnessGood718]

Almeno ha trovato posto

[u/Last8Exile]

If there was a brain it would be a concussion.

[u/Darkpab]

Casi le deja el bus por eso se apuro.

[u/Fair-Big4229]

Now that’s what I call public transportation!

[u/Hedge-podge]

Welp, someone was drunk

[u/Powerful_Dream_3095]

Unbelievably stupid. Nothing funny about it

[u/[deleted] → u/Powerful_Dream_3095]

It could have been tragic, but the ridiculousness of it is hysterical