r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Marenyw • 8d ago
Family Friendly And that's how I met your mother!
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u/Cauli_Power 8d ago
He's not Turkish but she still mistook him for an Ottoman.
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u/sonal1988 8d ago
Is that her boyfriend? She's way too physically comfortable with him for him to be a complete stranger
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u/StankoMicin 7d ago
She could just be embarrassed and more comfortable with touch and thus a little out of wacky. Who knowz
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u/picklerik87 8d ago
I need to join a gym.
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u/Minimum_Noise8038 8d ago
Don’t worry I’ll sit on your face bro
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u/Adventurous_Fee7718 8d ago
That guy just had the best time of his life
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u/Feisty_Database_6656 8d ago
They are Obviously together judging by the reaction afterwards or the very least very close friends
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u/TroubleLovesMeh 8d ago
Amount of close friends who have sat in my face is zero
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u/Feisty_Database_6656 8d ago
I mean yeh she was obviously embarrassed about it but her reaction to the guy meant she must have known him VERY well..she literally hugs and kisses him afterwards, as I said probably BF and GF
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u/icanhazkarma17 8d ago
Cute reaction little hug.
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u/AwsomeLife90s 8d ago
No way that's a reaction for someone you don't know... she literally put her head on his chest right after
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u/RexInvictus787 8d ago
No weights on the bench press. Incredibly intimate after the fact. They both know each other, and this was staged.
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u/gooberbutt22 8d ago
He is on a slightly declined bench. His legs are hooked in. He was probably resting between sets of sit-ups. He wasn't ready for the sit down on his face. He will be ready next time.
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u/Lofi_Joe 7d ago
"And then that creep put face just before my butt... Those men today are unbelievable"
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u/dillweed67818 7d ago
Ship, I'd marry her right away. I feel like I already know her, inside and out.
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u/MeanCat4 8d ago
He sat there to do what, without any weights?
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u/gooberbutt22 8d ago
His legs were hooked in the pads and it is slightly declined. He was doing crunches, then suddenly he was doing munches.
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u/Ilmerish_ver2 6d ago
Теперь как порядочная девушка она обязана сводить его на свидание и угостить ужином 🤣
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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor 8d ago
Based on the actions of the post-sit, they know each other and that was either intentional on her part or staged for content.
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u/lesbophobia_hammer 8d ago
She knows him. Ain't no way you'd kiss a stranger like that unless you're on something or you have some sort of friendly thing like Angelmans.
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u/Specialist_Tale_249 4d ago
Takes my mates pick up line of. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight literally
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u/ExtensionChocolate88 3d ago
Inscrevi-me no ginásio para ver se isto me aconteceia, até agora não tive sorte 😅
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u/Key_Permission_5687 3d ago
Kinda feel it is staged. The dude has no barbell or any typucal gym reason to be laying there.
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u/jetskiguy1100 2d ago
I would love it if a woman did that to me, especially if she's really cute and single!
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u/MasterJ360 8d ago
Yes my son. Your mother and I continued the same workout in our bedroom. Thats how you were born.
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u/devandroid99 8d ago
"Sweaty gym babes in tight leggings don't just fall out of the sky you know!"
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u/BirdlessLongdeal 8d ago
he knew what he was doing.
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u/hairy_prepper 8d ago
Just wait. She will cry SA soon
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u/dontipitova9 8d ago
Sexual assault! How fun!
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u/emergency-snaccs 8d ago
well it would be, if she intentionally sat on a stranger's face. However, it was clearly an accident, and the reaction tells me they aren't strangers, and he's not pressing charges lmfao. Virtue signaling! how fun!
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u/Eatmyscum 8d ago
She must know him... I don't think that would be a reaction after sitting on a strangers face.