r/2philippines4u • u/hyunbinlookalike • Apr 30 '25
Marcos family: burglar simulator🇵🇭💴👛💰 The Solid Snort college dropout came out on top
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u/cetootski Apr 30 '25
That's lessons from enrile.
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u/techieshavecutebutts Apr 30 '25
As funny as it sounds, it might actually be true lol
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Apr 30 '25
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Brief story about Sen. Enrile.
He was beside God and witnessed how God created the universe. he trained the angels how to fly and after the earth was created, he help God plant some fruit trees. He planted the apple that Adam and Eve eaten. herding some dinosaurs are his hobby, and trained some t-rex to talk and sing and named his favorite, Barney. Luckily he was exploring some of neighboring planets to get some veggies for his triceratops when the asteroid hit earth that cause the extinction of dinosaurs. Later, after moses become teenager, they used to race uphill in the pyramid using a unicycle. Enrile also won the uphill and downhill unicycle race held on mount everest.
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u/mishmashedtosunday Apr 30 '25
JPE is also rumored to have blocked Sara's appointment to the DND post.
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u/Any_Effort_2234 Apr 30 '25
Imagine si sarah ang nasa DND 😂 for sure bffs na uli tayo ng china.... at nagka kudeta na
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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '25
Who would you choose?
Some fucking leech country that is claiming your own EEZ and are using water cannons on your fishermen and supply vessels, causing hundreds of fishermen to lose livelihoods, and didn't warn the world early about covid-19 in wuhan causing the global pandemic killing thousands of people? and are possibly supplying the communists with guns here in Mindanao?
Or
Your colonizer that killed some people during the American-Filipino war, but gave you independence and also liberated you against the Japanese? and are also aiding and helping the country every time a typhoon strikes, and are helping improving the capabilities of our armed forces? most of our navy are ex-us navy ships. (look it up.)
if i we're to choose one, i would the choose the fucker that aren't building military bases in our EEZ.
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u/31_hierophanto May 03 '25
at nagka kudeta na
Gagi, sure na sure 'to. Hindi pa naman malapit ang AFP top brass sa pamilya Duterte.
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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '25
Brief story about Sen. Enrile.
He was beside God and witnessed how God created the universe. he trained the angels how to fly and after the earth was created, he help God plant some fruit trees. He planted the apple that Adam and Eve eaten. herding some dinosaurs are his hobby, and trained some t-rex to talk and sing and named his favorite, Barney. Luckily he was exploring some of neighboring planets to get some veggies for his triceratops when the asteroid hit earth that cause the extinction of dinosaurs. Later, after moses become teenager, they used to race uphill in the pyramid using a unicycle. Enrile also won the uphill and downhill unicycle race held on mount everest.
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u/papipota Apr 30 '25
Marcos Jr. showing y'all why he's a Marcos
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u/Thrawn_Admiral Apr 30 '25
Give those Villars a taste of the ol'1972 opposition vintage. We gonna play interference on the CHR.
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Apr 30 '25
Enrile be like” I raised that boy!”
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Brief story about Sen. Enrile.
He was beside God and witnessed how God created the universe. he trained the angels how to fly and after the earth was created, he help God plant some fruit trees. He planted the apple that Adam and Eve eaten. herding some dinosaurs are his hobby, and trained some t-rex to talk and sing and named his favorite, Barney. Luckily he was exploring some of neighboring planets to get some veggies for his triceratops when the asteroid hit earth that cause the extinction of dinosaurs. Later, after moses become teenager, they used to race uphill in the pyramid using a unicycle. Enrile also won the uphill and downhill unicycle race held on mount everest.
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u/GrandDukeofLuzon Apr 30 '25
Do nothing Win
Did BBM get his degree from GabeN?
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u/DespairOfSolitude Apr 30 '25
Hold up, Bong Bong Bong Bong Bong Sahur might actually be fire??? I hated this man so much but now I'm starting to tolerate him now, wow
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u/kchuyamewtwo Apr 30 '25
Villar is the big evil boss here. I will be impressed if he imprisons or convicts at least of the Villars.
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u/hyunbinlookalike Apr 30 '25
Imagine if BBM of all freaking people is the one to convict all the Villars lmao
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u/JulzRadn Apr 30 '25
Macoy Sr will be proud of his son
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u/kchuyamewtwo Apr 30 '25
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Apr 30 '25
Enrile marcos bbm (gusto ko lang makita auto reply kung alin ang lalabas)
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Brief story about Sen. Enrile.
He was beside God and witnessed how God created the universe. he trained the angels how to fly and after the earth was created, he help God plant some fruit trees. He planted the apple that Adam and Eve eaten. herding some dinosaurs are his hobby, and trained some t-rex to talk and sing and named his favorite, Barney. Luckily he was exploring some of neighboring planets to get some veggies for his triceratops when the asteroid hit earth that cause the extinction of dinosaurs. Later, after moses become teenager, they used to race uphill in the pyramid using a unicycle. Enrile also won the uphill and downhill unicycle race held on mount everest.
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u/TankOfflaneMain Apr 30 '25
BBM learned from Luigi very well. He won by doing nothing.
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u/sledgehammer0019 Apr 30 '25
Marcos Jr. is the sanest president since Marcos Jr. took the presidency
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He do uses not cocaine ❤️💚
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Apr 30 '25
Machiavellian indeed. He's playing dirty, how dirty? Too dirty but hey it kind of works for him.
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u/typewriter45 Apr 30 '25
the Villars are only under investigation cause Sara endorsed Camille. I feel like the PrimeWater investigation is just a warning shot for the Villars. will they listen? ewan ko
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u/DraftElectrical4585 May 01 '25
tbh camille's not their best shot at securing a political seat, they can always pedal mark in the next election
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u/Ok_Strawberry_888 Apr 30 '25
You people forgot he grew up in politics. There aint no degree for that
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u/RadManila Apr 30 '25
Basta walang mga Duterte walang problema
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u/Hattorixyz Apr 30 '25
Chat is bbm actually the Magnus Carlsen of Philippine politics!?!?
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WHY BONG BONG MARCOS IS MY PRESIDENCE ❤️💚✌️👊
1.His HAVE tallano golds ❤️💚
2.His sincere ❤️💚
3.He give us wind meal ❤️💚
He graduates on Oxford ❤️💚
He is cheetah ❤️💚
He is father will 13th month pay ❤️💚
He do uses not cocaine ❤️💚
His honest men ❤️💚
He's not stealing anything ❤️💚
His love to unity phillipppines ❤️💚
His honest again ❤️💚
His a loving father to Sandro my loves ❤️💚
His smart af ❤️💚
His very approproaching to everyone ❤️💚
His have tantalizing smile ❤️💚
His so gwapo like ughhg❤️💚
His the best of the best ❤️💚
His platforms are the best ❤️💚
His the best in unity❤️💚
His is BBM ❤️💚
BBMSARA Tandem Well Always Won!!!
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u/31_hierophanto May 03 '25
He was the true "Master Tactician" all along.
(Or rather, his advisors are.)
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u/NinoyGamingAquino Apr 30 '25
the thing is I have a conspiracy that unipink is a psy op to trick kakampinks into supporting the Marcos admin by pretending to go after Sara because if you look at it he really don't need to impeach her for the ICC arrest since Article 27 of the Rome Statute explicitly states that official capacity does not exempt someone from prosecution. they really don't need to impeach her, but the effect is that more admin senators gets voted that would shut down the next real threats to their power like KiBam and the actual opposition