me when my entire modlist loads flawlessly

I don't know if someone had noticed or posted this yet but this is the type of shenanigans I enjoy in the Skyrim modding community and Skyrim community overall

Some saint in some church in Montenegro.

DISCLAIMER: This is a parody of Cinemasins. As such, everything mentioned in these sins are not meant to bash the game but are solely for comedic purposes.

Enjoy!

Some of you may be more familiar with my Khajiit character but occasionally I try new ideas. I have been toying with the idea of a Half Giant Undertaker, and finally decided to try it out. Now the adventure begins

Undertaker: Skyrim, for too long have I slumbered. I have walked these lands since the days of old when dragons roamed the Skies and Deadra armies invaded these land. And every last one of them met their ends by my own hands. Time and time again they tried to take these lands, but you cant stop the dead. And in the end the Undertaker always collects their souls.

For a time Skyrim knew peace, to the point where I was no longer needed and so I have slept for ages. But now i have awoken to a Skyrim on the brink if destruction. The Thalmor invade and manipulate from the shadows, dragons have returned and the Daedric Princess play their games all while the innocent suffer. It is time to remind them all that while Talos and the Devine are worshipped as Gods they still kneel before me and address me as Sir. And to all those who threaten Skyrim I say only this. YOU…WILL…REST…IN PEACE!!!!

(To anyone interested I created a new sub r/ElderScrolladventures where I intend to post all things related to Elder Scrolls. Anything in game or IRL is welcome, but no 18+ content please! If you love the Elder Scrolls and want a place to follow these adventures and create your own you are welcome!)

Khajiit isn’t sure what this strange man was expecting when he started throwing lighting at this one in front of the adorable and gentle hippo Happy. Happy is a lovable friend who eagerly follows Khajiit around Skyrim, and so long as we are left alone Happy is quite peaceful.

But when someone attacks? Well those clearly demonstrates why the hippo is the new top of the food chain. A herd of them even brought down Alduin…..though Khajiit’s mates Kratos, Darkseid, Deadpool, Carl from San Andreas duel wielding Mac-10’a with extended mags and a few Pikachus helped. But still the fact they saw Alduin and instantly threw hands, uh hoofs, proves how dangerous they are!

Please vote purely on aesthetic. Aesthetic = appearance

Includes one-handed swords from Special Edition and Anniversary Edition (that means Creation Club, yes)

Intended to post this in the official Skyrim subreddit, but sadly doesn't allow polls...