r/shittyaskreddit • u/kukienboks • 11h ago
How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1h ago
What is something so good you would prostitute yourself in order to get it?
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For me it’s sex
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 2h ago
I felt so cute today would you like to look at all of the pictures I took?
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OF DEAD POOPS IN DA TOILET HAHAHAHA. I bet you weren't accepting that shocking imagery of poo in the loo
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Beefmeee • 3h ago
Does any man here want to have my babies?
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Full disclosure I am a man
r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 11h ago
Were you dropped on your head as a baby or are you just really stupid?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 7h ago
Hey, all you guys with really old accounts, how the fuck do you keep from getting banned?!?!?
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I won't embarrass you by saying your names, but you know who you are...
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 21h ago
A favorite porn stars political affiliation doesnt match mine so I stopped jerking to them. AITA?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FlintTheDad • 13h ago
Does anyone know where I can find a naked grandpa?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 7h ago
How surprised were you to learn that r/nunswithnunchucks is a real sub?
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Because it sure surprised the fuck out of me!!!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/picur935 • 14h ago
So Adam Baldwin canceled because Zachary Levi wanted to take over his place, roles and the secret society of women helped Zach to cancel him?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 8h ago
I am coming over to your house for dinner, what are we having?
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And it better be good....
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 16h ago
When you dispense your condiments onto your food do you moan like you're having an orgasm?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 17h ago
How about before going outside today you put some pants 👖 on this time?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 17h ago
There's Child A.D.H.D.. Adult A.D.H.D.. What happened to good ol Retar.D.?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 17h ago
If an adult snake decides to give you a blowjob, is it okay to cum in its mouth without a warning?
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I'm asking for a friend.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 12h ago
Did you like The Karate Kid part 5?
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A group of hoodlums, trained in the dark arts of Sodomy Style Karate...
Danial-Son is given an ultimatum "Kiss or kick.. either way, it ends with our dicks rammed up your ass!"
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 12h ago
I misheard "meet 'n' greet" as "meat in greek", and brought lube to the event. AMA
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