The speakerphone paradox

[u/NeighborhoodJust1197]

I was at the pool today when a woman started having a conversation on her phone using the speaker.

I politely asked her if she could not use the speaker and pointed to my headphones.
She said, “I don’t have headphones.”
So I said, “You can just hold the phone next to your ear.”

She looked at me with a completely blank expression and said, “I’m on speakerphone.”
I said, “Well… that’s the problem.”

Apparently, we had reached the limits of modern technology.

[u/Worldly_Philosophy76]

No, I just see them at the pool. OP is a guy in his 50s, walks around the neighborhood with his doodle but that's all I know.

[u/hey_im_cool → u/Worldly_Philosophy76]

Now I just have more questions 😭

[u/AussieAboleth → u/hey_im_cool]

It's a dog crossed with a poodle. Doodle. 

[u/hey_im_cool → u/AussieAboleth]

That part I knew

[u/AussieAboleth → u/hey_im_cool]

I was kinda being facetious. Like, what other animal would you cross it with? 

[u/Worldly_Philosophy76 → u/AussieAboleth]

My doodle is crossed with an asshole, but I still love him!

[u/TophThaToker → u/Worldly_Philosophy76]

Looking at your dog's eye(s), it looks like a human wearing a very good dog mask.

[u/joebesser → u/Worldly_Philosophy76]

He's got rockstar hair

[u/ragun2 → u/hey_im_cool]

We measure the earth completing a full orbit, or revolution, around the sun as a "year."

The man has lived through around 50 of these orbits.

[u/thefuckevengoingonan → u/Worldly_Philosophy76]

walks around the neighborhood with his doodle

you leave yours at home?