The speakerphone paradox

[u/NeighborhoodJust1197]

I was at the pool today when a woman started having a conversation on her phone using the speaker.

I politely asked her if she could not use the speaker and pointed to my headphones.
She said, “I don’t have headphones.”
So I said, “You can just hold the phone next to your ear.”

She looked at me with a completely blank expression and said, “I’m on speakerphone.”
I said, “Well… that’s the problem.”

Apparently, we had reached the limits of modern technology.

[u/Sorry-Leader-6648]

Im an angry large man. Ill keep my mouth shut with my kids around though because people are too unpredictable and my smart ass mouth doesnt need to put my sweet angels in that situation.

[u/TheArmoredKitten → u/Sorry-Leader-6648]

Big and loud club representing!!! Using size privileges for the public good!