r/Fwahaha 5d ago

Evil Moderator announcement (Evil mod announcement) There is now a temporary ban on a certain subject matter due to overcrowding the sub.

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No doelester until the 15th.


r/Fwahaha 15d ago

Evil Moderator announcement Fwahaha kris, remember when we made a MOD ANNOUNCEMENT on r/fwahaha about Two New Postflairs and Two New Rules and a Post Flair Guide, That was funn..- Hey kris where are you anyway..?

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Faha :þ

Autumn is coming soon or maybe it's not idk it's currently 105f (40c) outside, So to celebrate it hopefully cooling down soon We've added a new post flair..

"Fwaha-horror"~! For all the creepiest crawliest little things and all the hulking shadows that make you feel small.. For all the skelatons cracking bad jokes and the Friends you'll never forget the smile of. The mods have talked about doing this a while i just finally got around to doing it weeks later. I think this will also help clear the air on a misconception some people had, that we had banned posts about icky things like bugs, we have not and never was that the intention, we in fact welcome horror posts.

Also joining the flairs..

"Wholesome Fwahaha"~! Tooth rotting fluff. Is it sweet? Is it soft? is it warm? Is it cuddly? Then it's a real ralsei of a post, use this flair. By the way, just off the cuff, This flair is created so that i can find fluff easier. I am a massive slut for wholesome fic ;w;

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Also, two new rules. These neither should impact 99% of users and also both were kinda already thought to be implied, but writing them down clearly should help communication and understanding of what's OK and what's not.

"No AI" It's just not fitting with the forum, This forum is based on creative expression through odd means.. There's a lot of genuinely amazing artists across various mediums on this forum, i've been loving seeing all the different ways people are expressing themselves here.. and i believe we should respect that.. and AI is pretty damn anti-art. So, yes, Even if just for memes, this is just not the place for AI, We'd appreciate amateur art infinitely more than anything AI.

"R/Fwahaha Is Not A Masturbatory Aid" Just straight up, don't post porn. If the intent of a post is purely sexual pleasure for the viewer in nature, take it to r/nsfwahaha, I really did not think this would need a rule about it but it did. Now, i should also state, This does not mean all topics of sexuality are banned. This sub welcomes sexual jokes still, relatable musings on growing up through the lenses of deltarune characters, and explorations of trauma in writing, but.. just.. if the point of the post is to get people to say "woaw that's hot..." just take it elsewhere. This is NOT really a new rule, 99% of posts are fine, we're just clarifying for the 1% that we were already removing beforehand just under rule 3, it's now it's own separate rule. Again, This should not change how you use the sub, or what will be posted here. thank you

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Also there is a post flair guide, someone expressed confusion on post flairs so yeah i added that. it's pretty understandable i believe, but also yea, in the event of overlap, Use the first flair you see in the list that fits. Top down priority..

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That should be it? Happy fwahaha'ing, We're all still doing ok right? Sub still feels like it's in a good spot? for those who made it to the end.. time for the scariest jumpscare of all..


r/Fwahaha 1h ago

Non-noelle POV DESS. DESS YOU FORGOT YOUR CODPIECE!!! OH GOD OH FUCK. OH SHIT!!!!!!!

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OH NO. OOOOOOH MY DELTARUNE. SWEET PACIFIST ROUTE. SHE'S ALREADY GONE TO THE HOUSE. THEY'RE TOTALLY GOING TO BEAT HER ASS. IN A LITERAL MANNER.

THE PLAYER DIDN'T EVEN GET THE SHADOW MANTLE. I SAW ALL OF IT. ON MY DEVICE SCREEN. HE GOT A C ON BOARD 1. HE FUCKING SUCKS AT DODGING!!!! AND HE'S GONNA BEAT HER ANYWAY. BECAUSE HE BOUGHT A BIJINTILLION TV DINNERS WITH ALL HIS POINTS. THAT HE BOUGHT. FROM A RANDOM FUCKING PIPPIS. AND ALL SUSIE NEEDS TO DO. IS POKE HER UNCOVERED ASS OR GROIN. WITH THE RUDEST MOTHERFUCKING NUT BUSTER. THOSE FUCKING ANIMALS.

ALL SHE HAD TO DO. WAS NOT TO BE THE MOST GIANTEST THHHHHHHHHHHHROT THE WORLD HAS EVEN SEEN. AND HAVE GAY SEX WITH ASRIEL IN THIS FILTHY FUCKING BUNKER. WHILE HAVING 99% OF HER ARMOR ON. AND NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO TAKE A SHOWER AFTER.

NOW ALL MY MASTERFUL USE. OF NARRATIVE TROPES. AND STORYTELLING ELEMENTS. WILL BE FOR NAUGHT. JOHN MANTLE WON'T BE THERE TO PUSH KRIS TOWARDS VIOLENCE. THAT LITTLE BRITISH SHIT WON'T BE KIDNAPPED. THE HEROES WON'T FULLY GRASP THE KNIGHT'S POWER. SO MANY COOL SONGS MISSED. ALL BECAUSE THAT NYMPHO HOLIDAY FREAK. COULD NOT ABSTAIN FROM FURRY GOAT DICK. FOR EVEN A FUCKING FEMPTONSECOND.

I AM SO SICK. I AM SO MAD. I'M GONNA GO SIC THE FRIENDS ON NOELLE. SO I WON'T BE SO MAD. GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


r/Fwahaha 4h ago

Wholesome Fwahaha Fwahaha, iam so happy for your father.

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You know, Kris, I’m happy for your dad; after everything that happened, he and his new girlfriend are doing really well with their baby. Miss Maddie and Mew Mew are having a blast with their new synthetic body (thanks, Mom, for sponsoring them). Who would’ve thought he’d adopt another kid after all this time? ...You know, I like seeing someone move forward after everything that went down. Hey, hey—watch out, take my hand. Kris, I know it’s hard getting used to losing your vision, even though those glasses look good on you, hehe. Look, I love seeing people happy and all, but you really ought to talk to Susie, too. I know you feel guilty and everything, but rushing off to medical school isn't the answer. I know things are... rough between you two, but Susie—she needs you. Maybe even more than I do, and we’re a couple. Just... just promise me you’ll try to work things out... okay?

I'm sorry, Noelle, but I'm tired of promises.

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What?!

Sometimes I forget what you sound like now that, well... you're yourself again.

Yeah... me too...


r/Fwahaha 17h ago

Fwaha-Horror Fwahahaha, Kris do you remember the time we got translated into 3d?!

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r/Fwahaha 11h ago

Fwaha fiction Fwaha...remember when Asriel brought a human "friend" over? That was so weird Kris...

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PREVIOUSLY...

"Greetings, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Holiday."

Nervous eyes meet polite ones. It is a strange feeling...because for her whole life, Kris had been the only human she'd known...until now (there's the internet but that doesn't count).

Chara, if Noelle recalled correctly. The human Asriel brought with him. It's been the hottest topic as of recently...

Noelle also recalled how Kris had reacted when Asriel announced it over the phone, and how rattled they looked....but why? she can't help but feels like she's forgetting something.

"It's...a pleasure too, um..." She struggles to find the words.

"Just Chara is fine...My apology for presuming, but you are a friend of Azzy and his sibling, right?"

Chara's polite smile disarmed most of her nervousness, but there is still something bugging Noelle deep within...

Angel...they looks so much like Kris, it's somewhat unnerving, but that could be chalked up to her being blind to human faces.

And 'Azzy'? Are they that close?

"Y-Yeah!" I guess Asriel told them bout me. "So...what's your reason for visiting Hometown, Chara? You've been...um, the talk of town..." Noelle snapped out of her wandering thought, and her curiosity took over again.

Chara pondered for a second, before responding,

"Well...officially, I am here to conduct a survey for a project of ours...regarding unemployment and small towns economics. Since Azzy is quite well acquainted with most of the residents here, we figured it would be convenient...."

"—But that is not the whole reason, I suppose."

It was faint, and only lasted for a moment, but Noelle caught the strange smile they held, before it reverted back to a polite smile.

"O-Oh! Then are you here to interview mom?"

Chara nods. Seems Noelle guessed correct.

"Yes, my survey revealed a most...troubling news, and I need Mayor Holiday's counsel on the matter." Chara's smile disappeared. Whatever her survey found, it can't be any good...

(Did you know Hometown's unemployment rate is over 40 percent? Yeah, I calculated it lol. Might be inaccurate though, since there should be more people than the ones shown on-screen).

"Oh...I can give you her phone number!" Noelle's smile turned strained, unease filling her.

"Oh thank you, dear, but it is no issue...I already have her number saved. I was wondering when she would be available..."

Their eyes trailed over to the lavish estate behind her back, a faint distaste crossed over them.

Noelle gulped

"—I would be very grateful if you can relay my wish to meet her. I am open to whatever fits her schedule..."

.....It is scary how Chara easily led her with those polite words. She loathes how passive she can be.

"Y-Yeah, I can do that! I'll inform you or Asriel once I talked to her."

"Thank you. That would be very helpful–" They paused, feeling their phone ringing within the pants pocket.

Is it Asriel? Most likely....

Noelle wondered what it is about

"Ah...it seems we have to cut this conversation short. It was nice meeting you, Noelle."

Chara extended their hand for a handshake, and a furry hand, slightly hesitant, came to meet it.

"I...hope your project goes smoothly, Chara, and...tell Azzy I said hi!" She pushed down her nervousness.

Internal feelings aside, Chara have been nothing but polite to her.

"Certainly..." Chara turned and walked away without fanfare, their back now to her.

They paused.

"I wish you a good day, Noelle Holiday."

Huh...what's that purplish bruise on their neck though?

(ART BY @qwizibolovesyou)


r/Fwahaha 5h ago

Fwahaha Fwahaha Kris do you remember when...... No... You don't remember, I know...

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I am so sorry Kris...

I... I remember that day so well...

I wanted to see- no- err, to perceive, some "Krusie action"...

I... I wanted to sit right onto my comfy, little chair, while having you and Susie go wild in my bed with the lights off...

So I asked Susie if she could... if she wa-wanted to have some "spicy action with Kris in the darkness of my room" , and she agreed...

Then I asked you- in a slightly more direct way than Susie's- if you wanted to let Susie cuck me with you, and you also said yes.

S-So you got into my house, and you laid onto the bed, completely in the dark.

Then Susie came, entered the room, and began rubbing her hands while I thought she was biting her lips...

I was so, so ready... I could've felt my chair becoming part of me from how much I was into it...

And then... then...! She bit your head, giving you a serious head injury and multiple fourth-degree burns!...

And she looked s-so confused... I heard you scream in pain!... We turned the lights on and she went "Wait, where's their helmet? Who shows up to fight a fire spitting dragon without a knight armor?".

S-She thought by "spicy action" I meant some sort of fight... She didn't bite her lips! She bit onto 4 Carolina reapers at once!

And now you've got this terrible amnesia...! And your head has turned horrible!... Just because I wanted to get cucked...! I am sorry Kris! I am so, SO SORRY!!!...

...Oh, who is Susie? She... She is your friend... here, take a look at my phone, this is her with you...

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Fuck you mean " worth it ".


r/Fwahaha 2h ago

Non-noelle POV Noelle.... *Cough* help me with this stuff yeah....

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.. sorry elly to bother you.... It just , the pain keep getting so... So... Intense.. yeah line it like that....

Remember elly don't do what I'm doing jere....

I do it because.... Huff uhhh it hurt...

It hurt so bad..... Elly.... You should go back to bed...

God dammit... My life is hell... I can't even... Even.... Be sober for an hour....

That damn car.... Hitting me.....* Hufff*....

My head killing me so bad...


r/Fwahaha 9h ago

"fwahaha, Berdly, why is Susie in your house?"

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For the last time, Noelle, Susan and I have been happily married for a year already and I-no, we would apperciate if you could just stop showing up on my doorstep in your highschool outfit every month holding flowers asking her for a date like we were still in highschool.

My neighbors are complaining about a creepy woman dressing up like a highschooler in undersized and old outfits loitering around, Noelle, I might have to file a restraining order at this point.

I can't stress it enough. Susan and I are happily married. She didnt "settle down" and she is not "trapped with me in a loveless marriage". We genuinely love and respect each other. Theres nothing sinister or sad behind it, no matter how hard you tried to believe there is.

This is not a hallmark movie, Noelle, there's no Christmas miracles that magically rekindles your flames with your highschool sweetheart. People change, Holiday. Some of us just moved on from silly highschool dramas and situationships and become adults with brand new lives. You can't just expect all of us to stuck in this moratorium for you fantasies, Noelle.

You seriouslt need help, Noelle. Get yourself a therapist and work yourself out before you do anything stupid-isnt Kris one now? We are still relative young and have our lives ahead of us and dont waste it on chasing an impossible dream.

Me and Susan sincerely hope you will eventually find happiness somewhere.

Now leave, please, you are making the baby cry.


r/Fwahaha 14h ago

Fwahaha Fwahaha Kris remember when i used to insist you HAD to be a boy or a girl?

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Gosh, i was so blunt back then right?

It's even written in books that there are humans AND monsters that don't fit the male and female classifications, that they are just different in one way or another in their gender identity.

For some reason i just couldn't fathom you didn't want to be referred to as one or the other fahaha!

"If you have boobs you're a girl! If you only have nipples then you're a boy!"

"If you have a..." uhm- i- i don't want to say that. You remember what i said.

Sorry if i ever offended you back then Kris, i was so dumb!

❤️( Jokes on you i have neither??)

... huh- What? What did you say Kris? Even you sounded confused.

❤️ (Yeah! I've got nothOUHURGKH-

N: Oh my god! Kris- are you- why did you punch yourself in the chest!?

❤️( Proceed. )

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❤️( Come on do it no bals.)

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N: Kris?? Why are you shaking????

❤️ ( Come on say it say it püssy. )

(Kris put their hands on their face, held their head slightly backwards and let out a groan...)

...

( ... Now, looking at Noelle...)

K: Noelle, can you please promise me that you're not gonna laugh, and you're not gonna tell this to ANYONE else?

N: What? I mean- i guess i won't but... ok??

(Kris scooted a bit farther away from Noelle on the bench they were sitting on, took a deep breath, grabbed their clothes and began to lift their hoodie and shirt.)

(Noelle froze for a second before she realized what she was witnessing.)

(Two, barely noticeable mounds on Kris's chest, everything seemed to be right where it should, muscle, tissue, fat, skin. Probably enough to be breasts.)

(But no nipples.)

N: Kris??? Where are your nipples!?

K: I don't know. This shit's been driving me crazy for years now.

K: When i was younger i used to just think it was because Mom told me my gender seemed to be "different" to other humans- but no-

K: Like- you know how in books, with human anatomy, you have those three diagrams, Male, Female and another one meant to stand in for everything else?

N: Uh-huh.

K: Those HAVE. NIPPLES. I've looked at... images... stuff. On the internet before-

K: Like, i see myself more in those blank-slate, less detailed depictions of people when- like- they're explaining a more specific anatomy of some differ- Noelle.

(Kris grabs Noelle by the shoulders.)

K: "Other" People HAVE. THINGS down there. I DON'T.

N: WHAT.

K: NOELLE I'M LIKE A FABRIC DOLL DOWN THERE I HAVE NOTHING NOELLE.

...

N: How do you...

K: Very unpleasantly.

N: Oh...

(Kris backed up from Noelle again.)

...

K: ... my bellybutton's a bit weird too, like look at it it's just a uhh sharp- or steep pit?

N: I'm... uh... much more concerned about the Giant, pale, Star-shaped scar on your che-

K: Don'tfuckintouchthat it's very sensitive there.

N: What- did- Kris did you actually sprout out of the ground like a fucking watermelon??

K: Who knows- i might have, Mom always told me she "found me" but she never went into detail, no matter how much i pressed her.

N: Kris, sorry to ask this but are you sure... you're like... even human?

K: i- guess i am??? Whenever i went to the doctors they always told me i was human enough, human AB blood, normal human tissue, human soul.

K: it's like... I'm human by definition? But everything else about my being is just...

K: ...wrong, i'm just so weird, Noelle.

...

(Kris was now face-down on the table, with their face covered, trying to calm down and breathe for a bit.)

N: At least you still have your butt right? If you didn't i would say you- pfth- YOU FEED ON-

K: *wheeze* I- I FEED ON RADIATION NOELLE! I'M A FREAK! HHA-Hahah..

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N: Faha... Hey, guess you're just like Susie huh?

K: Th-fucking what.

N: You know, she's a lizard? No nipples?

...

K: ... Oh yeah... huh.


r/Fwahaha 2h ago

Wholesome Fwahaha Her voice was quiet, soft under the night stars.

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It had to be, she had to. He valued his image, how he thought people saw him. And she knew it, but the moment was picturesque, too good to pass up.

Almost three weeks ago the class had started their astrology unit, Alphys had come up with a field trip to end it off.

Students rushed home when the bell let out, papers were signed, then turnt in the next day.

Two days later, today, around 8:00 PM, the class had gathered at the entrance of a trail.

It was a seldomly walked path, that lead around the woods of hometown. Jokes and scary stories followed the students through the growing night as Alphys lead on, flashlights started to illuminate the surroundings once the sun set.

Finally, Alphys had stopped the class. Ahead was a large opening, she had everyone gather around. She called back to one of the beginning readings on light pollution, then asked the class to turn off all the lights.

Bright, blue, and beautiful.

A moment of pure silence for all to witness, the stars looked down at the awestruck life, and in turn they looked to the stars.

A quiet sniffling from Alphys broke the quiet. Some looked to her, other went off with their groups.

But for Noelle and Berdly, they stood there, and watched the stars.

Something stirred in Noelle’s mind, something she’d been meaning to tell Berdly. She just, never could find the right time.

Her head leveled back to earth, neck strained from staring up for so long. Her classmates weren’t far, but not exactly close. They were occupied though.

She leaned close to Berdly, for a second, she contemplated. No, now, now was the time.

“Berdly, can I tell you somthing?”

He was brought back to earth, head in the stars but mind in the present. In his subconscious, he felt the environment, the mood.

He was terrified, could he even look at her? This was it after all, he’s seen tons of romance films. This is the place you’d tell someone, that you love them.

Was he going to play the part this far? It was wrong to lie to Noelle, but he couldn’t bare to hurt her feelings with rejection. So he steeled himself, and looked to his side with a smile.

“Yes, Noelle?”

She’d been worried about him the past few weeks, he wouldn’t dare show it, but the mask slipped sometimes. Like how he hasn’t brought up any gaming tips in the last two days, or the fact he didn’t offer a study session yesterday before the field trip. Lots of small things were different lately.

He needed a push, somthing to prop him up! Not a little compliment here or there, somthing personal. Face to face, and most importantly, serious. She needed to let him know how important he is to her. That would get him out of this slump.

The way he looked at her caused a smile in turn. Noelle looked around one last time, then spoke.

“I just… I wanted to tell you, I really am thankful, for everything you do. The care you put into everything, the little details you put together. I mean, I don’t even know if my own family remembers half the things you know about me fwaha… you… you really care, and I enjoy the time we share. There’s no one I’d rather call my partner.”

The sounds of the woods filled in, as the two looked at each other, both felt light as a feather.

Berdly looked away first, down to the ground. He searched in the large list of his mind, for words fitting of this moment. But found none he was happy with. But he couldn’t stay silent.

“I… thank you Noelle, that’s means a lot.”

Noelle let out a single shaky exhaust, then breathed easy. She moved closer, then let herself weigh on his side. Looking to the stars, she hummed.

“You mean a lot to me, bird brain.”

Berdly chuckled, and followed her gaze up. The still of silence rested between them, neithers mind casting a thought. Only the moment.

Not to far in, the reminder of Berdly’s role came to him. Either through his own will, or the belief of how he’s expected to be. His hand brushed against hers.

His feathers whispered against the side of her hand, a moment of frozen thought in her mind and chest, before she allowed her hand to envelop his.

The two looked at the stars.


r/Fwahaha 1h ago

Weird Fwahaha Hey Kris..are you sure this hi-OH!

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I feel it now...damn!

//Noel after sniffing chalk 💔


r/Fwahaha 2h ago

Fwaha-Horror Fwahaha Kris! remember that time I had 500 offsprings?

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You should NOT have doubted me Kris!


r/Fwahaha 14m ago

Non-noelle POV Im sorry Seth. I just... I can't do this anymore. I'm leaving you.

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"The truth is, I'm not the smartest. I never have been. When I heard you only wanted to date me because I was the smartest, I was a bit worried at first, because I thought I would be a letdown. But something worse has happened."

"I thought, over these past couple months, you would eventually figure out the disappointment I really am, but you didn't. Every time I tried to talk about who I really was, It's like you stopped listening. Every time you pay me a compliment, it's 'Oh, Berdly, you're so smart' 'Oh, Berdly, your brain is so big', and I'm sick of it. Maybe I just wanna be called handsome sometimes. Or kind. Or literally anything else."

"I'm tired of waking up, and feeling like I have to put on an act for you. I'm living a lie, and somewhere inside you, you know you are too."

"The only reason I've put up with this for so long is because I thought that putting up that mask, pretending to be the smartest, it's the only way to get people to care about me. It's certainly that way with my parents."

"After all, what's a Berdly if he's not the smartest? Just an annoying loser, that's all."

"But recently, I've been thinking, maybe a Berdly can be more than just that. I'm tired of being the smartest, and I need to find out what kind of person I can be if I'm not."

"I can't do that with you, though. I need to find someone who loves me for who I actually am. Someone who loves me not because I'm the smartest, but because I'm Berdly."

"I'm sorry for doing this, and I really wish you the best, but this can't go on."


r/Fwahaha 16h ago

Fwahaha Fwahaha, Kris remember that time when Dess realised that our reality is a simulation created by a mad scientist?

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Remember how funny she was when she kept screaming about cats scratching against the wall? I remember how much you overreacted to her completely losing her shit, you told me you were laying in bed for days staring at the ceiling in bouts of existential terror. And you called me a crybaby fwahaha!

Did you the blogpost she made after that? It was so funny! She was so overdramatic, writing about how if nothing matters in life she's going to find out what's on the other side of that lake. Never knew what she meant by that.

Fwahaha, wasn't that a crazy time Kris?


r/Fwahaha 16h ago

Fwahaha Kris, remember when I couldn't think of a good title?

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r/Fwahaha 12h ago

Wholesome Fwahaha Fwahaha they’re going to forget me

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(Tw: Cuck shit, Noelle is strange, it’s like 50/50 if this gets deleted ngl, it’s like, overall wholesome just trust the process, or don’t, I understand.)

Noelle had just gotten off to her girlfriend and her best friend having sex right in front of her. Cheese and crackers, she’d loved the whole thing. She thought they were gonna break the bed but then they got so tender with each other. She nearly passed out when they said they loved each other. And that was only half way through. 

Now they were muttering sweet nothings to each other and snuggling close under their blanket. Susie was peppering Kris’s hickey spotted neck with kisses. Soft, and loving, mindful of the small delicate nature of the human below her. Kris wasn’t fragile, Noelle knew that. But, being out of breath while pinned and gently caressed by a huge purple dragon had a way of making people look vulnerable. Kris’s piercing red eyes were so comforting as they wrapped their arms around as much of Susie as they could.

They looked perfect together. They were perfect together. And they loved each other too. They meant it when they said it, Noelle wasn’t the best at reading people but she knew that much. They always had so much fun together, they trusted each other, and had been on so many adventures. They could have sex normally. Neither of them would beg the other to fuck their best friend on their dead sister’s bed. They weren’t degenerates like her.

Suddenly the corner was cold. Cold as her mother’s judgemental stare. Noelle was shaking, a chill ran over her, deep and sharp enough to leave the marrow of her bones as jagged ice trying to pierce its way out of her skin, and then when she was a spiky ball of icicles and and wet fur, Susie and Kris would sleep the night away in each others arms, and when they woke up they’d leave wondering what kind of fucked up cat spat up that huge pointy hair ball in the corner, and then they get married and never speak of her ag-

Susie picked up the shivering deer.
“You ok?” Warmth flooded back into Noelle’s body. She was shaking less. Could hear her breath and her heart beat. Hear Susie’s too. It was steady and reassuring. Wait, that's actually going quite fast.
“Dude! I think we fucked up she’s shaking!” 
Kris sprung from Dess’s bed and ran over. The sight of a completely locked in Kris running naked was almost enough to make Noelle laugh. They placed a hand gently on Noelle’s cheek. They tilted her head towards them and inspected her with care and concern. Both were unwarranted and, more importantly, undeserved. 

“I’m fine. I’ll go um… go sleep… somewhere, fahaha.” Noelle finally said something and put on a smile that didn’t quite reach her eyes. Susie and Kris looked at each other. They were annoyed, or mad or, something Noelle couldn’t quite parse but it wasn’t good. Susie was gonna drop her wasn’t she? All this concern when Noelle was actually fine had to be miserable to deal with.
“You can put me down if you want.” 
“No. You’re coming to bed with us.” Susie took the shaking fawn and crawled into the warmth of the covers holding her. She kissed Noelle. 
“You should have-!” Susie stopped when she realized she was shouting. And shame splashed over her like a bucket of ice water.

“… sorry. Say something, or give us a sign, or something. We don’t want to hurt you.” Susie kissed her again. Noelle nodded silently. She couldn’t speak anymore right now. She just wanted to keep feeling warm and safe in her girlfriend’s arms.
Kris looked at them and then, as if shame or decency still existed between all of them, covered their crotch with their hands and began trying to sneak away. 
“Get back here.” Susie said.
Kris stopped and looked to Noelle for approval. She nodded. Kris’s arms being wrapped around her made the world somehow even warmer. 
“I love you guys.” Susie said.
Kris signed back ‘love you’, and Noelle tried her best to copy the motions they made. Kris giggled at the clumsy attempt. They nuzzled into Noelle’s neck and kissed it.
“We really need to talk about this tomorrow.” Susie said. They all knew that was true. 

But for now they slept in each other’s arms.


r/Fwahaha 6h ago

Fwahaha "Hey Kris, look what I found!"

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"I found Dess's save file in Dragon Blazers! I can't believe she's still here after all this time, fahahaha..."

* You tell Noelle to check which save point Dess is on.

"Well... she's on that boss level I never got to in my playthrough. I think it's called... Shadow Mantle Holder? I don't really remember, but look! It seems she actually managed to beat him and has him unlocked in the character selector! Fahaha... I'm glad this is still here... I feel like if Dess were still here, she would have let me play as that character. I never managed to unlock him... Dess always tried to help me, but nothing worked. To unlock him, I had to get a perfect no-hit, but since I wasn't good at that, I never managed to unlock him... Seriously, Kris... I miss Dess..."

* ...

"Hug" ❤️ "..."

* Kris hug Noelle

"Fehe... thanks Kris... I really needed that..."


r/Fwahaha 13h ago

Weird Fwahaha Fwahahaha! Kris...?

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"No, you're not Kris… but you have their voice? Why do you have Kris's voice? You... you don't even have a mouth? Who... no, WHAT are you?"


r/Fwahaha 19h ago

Non-noelle POV Kehehe, hey Aunt Noelle! It's me, Krieg.

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I just came by to visit, that's all. Mom and Ren said they're quite busy with Mrs. Temmie or something.

You're house is so pretty, it's like being in Christmas early and I love it! Look at all the little Santas.

Hey, I also heard from Granny Tori how you used to blush around Mom and Ren. Did you used to have a crush on both of them~?

Oh, I'm just teasing, Auntie. Besides, you look like a strong independent woman. You can easily do anything by yourself and you should be proud of it.

Anyways, I'm thirsty. Got anything to drink? Maybe even a snack?


r/Fwahaha 15h ago

Other Fwahaha, Susie! it's cute how weak you are fwahaha (@DaffodilBud)

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r/Fwahaha 13h ago

Fwahaha Fwahaha Kris remember when I told Dess about our festival votes so she threatened to kill you if you didn't "back off my deer sister" while yelling out slurs? What was up with that?

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r/Fwahaha 19h ago

Other Oh, oh... NOELLE. Who is this "Berdly" kid. Tell me NOW.

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"Big sister... He is a kid I me-"

"WHAT kind of kid Noelle."

"He-He... He is a nice-"

"WHAT RACE DOES HE BELONG TO NOELLE!!!"

"H-HE IS A B-BIRD MONSTER."

"Oh no."

"B-... S-Sister..."

"THOSE DAMN PARASITES! FIRST THEY SETTLED IN THEIR LITTLE SLUMS, THEN THEY GOT INTO THE TOWN! THE TOWN!!! AND NOW THEY GOT TO OUR FAMILY!"

"Big sister, I- I undertsand but he is a good person! He is a smart one! L-Like, almost like us horned monsters a-and the humans-"

"ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I am sorry!-"

"Noelle. You are a disgrace."

"..."

"What kind of bluebird is that thing?"

"He is an eastern bluebird-"

"AN EASTERN BLUEBIRD??!!!!!?!?!?!!! HE IS ONE OF THOSE TERRORISTS!"

"...B-"

"OR IS HE FROM THE NORTH EAST? DID HE INDOCTRINATE YOU WITH COMUNIST SHIT?!"

"B-Big sister..."

" Watch your mouth. "

"H-He hiccup told me they are from our l-land... t-that they are f-from North and Center America-"

"THEY ARE FROM THESE LANDS?! OUR LANDS?! THEY ARE NOT ONLY TERRORISTS, BUT ALSO NATIVE BASTARDS?!!!"

"H- hiccup H-... hiccup T-Th-e-ey...."

"Our mother will be informed of this."

"... Y-Yes... forgiv-ve-v-ve m-me..."

"No."

"..."

"You can only play with the likes of us. You preferred staying with that thing rather than the Dreemur family. WASN'T KRIS, A HUMAN, ENOUGH FOR YOU?!!!"

"It's not t-"

SLAP! SLAP!! SLAP!!!

"NOELLE."

"...Y-... Yes, big- suffocated hiccup sister."

"The only reason why they aren't cracking their bones under the sun while harvesting the chocolate for our sweets and getting their feathers plucked out to make or Christmas decorations is that our country has been corrupted by false, evil leaders."

"..."

"BUT. For us, the HOLIDAYS, a single group of those beasts is insignificant. I alone, without the help of our family, could frame them all for murder, drug dealing, terrorism, beatings, anti-angelism!"

"B-Big sister!!!-"

"If you ever speak to one of those things again, I will turn their lives into costant suffering. Like they deserve."

"... Yes, big sister. "

"Get inside our manor. We will refer this to our family."

" Yes, I will. "

- Please do not mistake this for some racist thing, I condemn Dess' behavior and it is protrayed as wrong in post.


r/Fwahaha 1d ago

I need some fwahahelp, Kris.

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Remember the graduation party last night? It was crazzzzzzzzzy, haha, we are finally able to drink legally and miss toriel personally let us drink some of her super fancy wines as celebration as well as bought 3 crates of beer from San's. It was a total blast! I remember ending up going insane style during the drinking game we had, fwahaha.

......anyways, I ended up waking up naked with berdly next to me.

I remember he saying that he will escort me back to my house half drunkenly, and I guess in the process we both got messed up in the head by the alcohol stuff and thought each other were Susie, and we sorta just did what our instints told us.

I was fine with that actually! Berdly was an awesome friend that will never take advantage of me, and when he woke up he was just as equally as confused ! I am sure we can just sweep all that under the rug and treat it like a happy incident that we will laugh about decades later.

But when I decided to buy a pregnancy test just in case......it was positive.

Kris, you've paid attention to Ms Alphys during biology, right? You do know bird monsters give birth using eggs that are almost indestructable, right? Which means in 2 days, I will lay an egg, and that's it. No abortions, no nothing, I will have to just accept the fact that I and berdly now shares a child.

I just can't do this to Berdly and Myself, Kris, we both have our futures ahead and I don't want to ruin both of our lives and ended up as an unhappy shotgun couple until we meet our miserable ends......and not to mention the child will have parents that doesnt love them!

So angel forbid, if I wanna take a plan B and get rid of that poor thing I will have to do that in the next 48 hours-no, even less.

I checked every pharmacy in the 30 mile radius. Every single one of them doesnt sell any plan Bs. The fastest delivary takes 3 days.

Why would they? The angel said that having a baby is a blessing no matter what and everyone around is super religious! Even if it will do no good for everyone involved it doesn't matter!

......that's when you come to play, Kris.

your brother surely have a pill or two, right? I remember him and dess getting active quite often......Can you just sneakily take one from the drawer? I am sure plan Bs dont expire after a few years, right?

Please, save your friends from wedlock, Kris.


r/Fwahaha 15h ago

Weird Fwahaha Fwahaha rememer when you turned yourself into a pickle Kris? Funniest thing I've ever seen.

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Remember when you used mad science to turn yourself into a pickle and kept screaming "I'M PICKLE KRIS" to scare Catti? She got so scared she refused to talk to you for weeks! Fwahaha, to be honest you need a very high IQ to understand that prank. But your mom was so angry at you, we had to make a ritualistic sacrifice to the eldritch darkness gods living under Hometown to turn you back!

Why don't we do that anymore Kris?