r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea 23 employees quit in the first week

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 6d ago

I would record a video of me working for 30 minutes, loop it, put the camera on it.   Maybe every 4 hours splice in a 3 minute segment where I rub my belly and look down then step away.  was I hungry? did I shit? who cares it was FAST.  Does he always wear a black shirt? directly behind me will be a clothes rack woth 50 black shirts.

u/BilingSmob444 6d ago

Then they compare that to your computer activity, spot the discrepancy.. just do the job lol. Cover the camera. Don’t accept jobs that say you need to accept an employers camera in your private space.

u/Critical_Concert_689 6d ago

Then they compare that to your computer activity

jokes on you, I have a mouse-shake app installed. Computer activity? Code was compiling. Was doing research for optimization.

u/AFewCountDraculas 5d ago

Haha. No. They backdoor the work computers. You're just digging a hole instead of being productive. I hate the notion of invading our privacy, but your pervasive line of thought is part of why these leeches are trying to force it. It'd take a good amount of institutional knowledge quitting for them to double back, maybe, because any observable information is access and money to them in the end.

u/Critical_Concert_689 5d ago

You're just digging a hole instead of being productive

I feel like you've never worked in industry if you're actually saying this non-ironically.

70% of the workload is digging a hole instead of being productive.

u/AFewCountDraculas 5d ago

I'm so glad you're not an employee of mine 😅 What a poison pill

u/Critical_Concert_689 4d ago

Truthfully, I think we're both glad we don't work together. 😅 You seem insufferable.

u/0202_tihssitidder 5d ago

No. Have a background with hot models dancing. When your manager mentions it, tell them those are your very good friends who are all hot models who like to party and dance.

Eventually word will reach the CEO and he will want to make friends with you. Parlay this into a promotion.