r/SipsTea 6d ago

Chugging tea 23 employees quit in the first week

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u/MaleficentMountain3 6d ago

It's leaves a sticky residue tho

u/ForumDuff 6d ago

Work computer 🤷🏼‍♂️

u/SomeDude138209 6d ago

Speaking from experience, your IT guy hates you. -signed, your IT guy. 

u/Zealousideal-Deer101 6d ago

Not my fault you guys keep ordering laptops without built in privacy shutters

u/burpleronnie 6d ago

Some of the privacy shutters still allow infared light through so you can still be seen for face unlocks. "In theory" only face id can access this camera.

u/godtogblandet 6d ago

Face ID? Who is out here giving their biometrics to the company they work for? If you want me to use a piece of equipment that shit better have a password cause I'm not scanning my face, finger or anything else.

I do crime in my off time. I can't have that data in some database that might be accessible for law enforcement. If they are going to catch me they need to do it old school. I'm not getting busted because some AI bullshit went "We have a match in a employee database"...

u/burpleronnie 6d ago

A lot of people where i work for some reason seem to be happy giving all of their bio details to anyone who asks. I agree completely. Interestingly there is a push currently for something called passkeys as the new MFA method and a phasing out mfa texts, calls and e-mails. Where i work and i suspect anywhere else that rely on Microsoft or passkeys, you will need to use an authenticator app and/or biometric info to access your work.

u/elmoreb3 6d ago

I refuse to use biometric stuff as much as possible. I don't even use it on my phone if I have the choice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

u/art-apprici8or 5d ago

Just a reminder that the police can force you to put your finger/face/eyeball up to a reader to unlock your phone/tablet/laptop at the border. But they CANNOT force you to give a password (5th amendment violation.) They can however confiscate your electronic stuff, and make life a pain.

u/CandidLeg3910 2d ago

It's somewhat possible to hack. I've seen people's kids be able to open their parents' phones because of strong resemblance.

u/Half_Cent 5d ago

I'm an admin/triage for corporate security systems and have to use 2fa apps all day long. If nothing else I hate bad actors just for making my job continually more inconvenient.

u/Hopeful-Oil3038 5d ago

The push for phasing out mfa calls, texts, and emails is because microsoft removing that feature next year. (And as an MFA method it isn't very secure.)

u/Irascible-Enquery 5d ago

Our building introduced face scanning for lobby access as a convenience so you don’t need to bring your badge.

As far as I know everyone signed up except me and our general counsel. I think I made the right choice.

u/Suspicious-Hotel6482 1d ago

My workplace has an app that you use to access your schedule or PTO or anything like that when not physically on site. They just last night forced everyone to wants to use the app to set up a pass key. I hate it so much that I'm seriously considering just uninstalling the shit and only adjusting punches or putting in time while on site from now on. 🙃

u/Pixel6692 6d ago

faceID works on hardware level, companies have no access to biometrics data, unless they use any special biometrics app

u/punktualPorcupine 6d ago

Hold still we just need a new photo for your company profile and new badge.

u/TheNewReditorInTown 6d ago

Well if you were born in the US and in certain jurisdictions your fingerprint was automatically taken upon being received and if law enforcement has enough probable cause to search your name then they will have enough to look up your fingerprint

u/f0dder1 5d ago

Ah but the point is the tech might BE THERE to be abused, so be careful even if you haven't registered your face.

u/MisterDYE 5d ago

GRAFFITI FOR LIFE

u/DiseaseDeathDecay 5d ago

Who is out here giving their biometrics to the company they work for?

Is this a real question? I work in a secure facility. I have to. Most people in my field that work for big enterprises have to.

u/Here_too_lurk 5d ago

😂

u/PlaguedOctopus 4d ago

I worked at a halfway house over a decade ago. They required fingerprint for time keeping. Didn’t think much of it until more recently.

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u/bkrimzen 1d ago

Ugh... My job uses ADP for most employee related stuff, including the punch clocks. Overall it wasn't too bad. It did require a fingerprint scan, but this was before the AI stuff, and I already gave my employer my fingerprint for the hiring process. About 6 months ago one of the punch clocks broke, and ADP sent their new model with AI face scan. They literally don't offer a punch clock without it anymore and switching away from ADP is beyond consideration. ADP handles so much HR stuff that changing away would be a major undertaking. Most of the employees were pissed, but nobody left over it. Considering the field were in, the govt already has a full scan of our assholes.

u/thebobbobsoniii 5d ago

The biometrics do not go to a company, they reside as a passkey inside a secure chip on the device.

u/thejourneybegins42 6d ago

In theory flock cameras are just 'license plate readers'

u/kioshi_imako 3d ago

Face ID is a joke, litterally anyone who slightly looks like you can unlock it.

u/Next-Use6943 6d ago

Cheaper

u/CaulkSlug 6d ago

Not your fault they support mass surveillance of the work force.

u/ImaybeaRussianBot 5d ago

Like we have any say in anything related to money. I had Dells pushed on me when we had used lenovo for years. I ORDERED lenovo. When the pallets came they were full of dell computers. No docks or brand specific peripherals for the laptops, just computers. Maddening. We had to buy docks intermittently and individually/in small batches. We did napkin math at dinner one night at one of the plants and we could not come up with a scenario that did not cost us a lot of money. We decided the suite that did that to us pointed to the savings on the spreadsheet and got praised.

u/aethertech9999 5d ago

My company does order with the privacy shutters and users still do that.

Yes, in my head I said users in a derogatory way.

u/thunderstruck025 22h ago

"you guys" you think we get to choose what we order? We have a laptop were told everyone uses and that's the one we order.

u/The_Octane 6d ago

IT Guy here, I assure you the residue from the sticky note is the least concerning residue we see

u/Alpha_dollar 4d ago

You don't have to get personal okay! That was just shampoo

u/dagamore12 6d ago

as long as the only sticky thing I have to clean off the laptop is from tape, I call it a good day.

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u/twilighttwister 6d ago

Your IT guy should get some rubbing alcohol and stop moaning.

u/LastElf 6d ago

Got some, drank it all because of the users, finance won't let him buy more.

u/xerods 5d ago

Rubbing alcohol for what hurts on the outside. Drinking alcohol for what hurts on the inside.

u/Traditional_Sky_7462 5d ago

Rubbing and moaning is what got him into this mess in the first place

u/alter-eagle 6d ago

Job security, cleaning the gunk off worker’s surveillance cameras.

u/NotAzakanAtAll 6d ago

I got a tenner on cum for this one.

u/hdix 6d ago

Oh no, anyway..

u/OldManChino 6d ago

Never heard of isopropyl? comes off real easy

u/Streifen9 6d ago

“My laptop isn’t working” after jamming something into the vents trying to get a new work computer.

Fucking Janice, the butter knife you use for your morning bagels left scratches, a toasted sesame seed, and a little shmear inside.

u/Joyful_Jet 6d ago

Nah, I would rather blame HR and the direction.

- IT Guy, member of the company's executive team

u/Aye_Surely 6d ago

They hate everything anyway

u/KeyYogurt2374 5d ago

Just wipe it off takes 5 seconds

u/NiceGuy-Ron 5d ago

IT guy should thank me. The camera is already taped so he doesn’t have to.

u/DiseaseDeathDecay 5d ago

Dude, what? Sticky residue over the laptop camera bothers you? Why?

-signed, another IT guy

u/SomeDude138209 5d ago

More about the sentiment of "oh screw it, its just a work computer." So many multi-thousand dollar systems I've gotten back with broken keys, broken screens, water damage, and absolutely disgusting. I've gotten some laptops back where I legit needed to wear gloves and a mask to wipe it down and dust it. God help you when you use compressed air on the keyboards of those systems. The chunks of food, skin, pet hair, etc is just vile.

u/Mode-median 1d ago

You’re a janitor, get over it

u/SinisterJo 5d ago

Wildest thing I had a user do was peel up the bezel and put the sticky note directly on the lens and then put the bezel back into place.

u/jmjessemac 5d ago

Oh no

u/0202_tihssitidder 5d ago

IT guys who care about tape residue on a laptop camera are too pedantic to be part of a good IT team.

u/goat-of-mendes 5d ago

They outsourced all our IT people to India; fuck those guys.

u/bstrunk 3d ago

Not as much as he hates himself.

u/Quiverjones 3d ago

I folded a piece of paper over the screen to cover the camera instead. Its got all my passwords written on it, so super helpful.

u/totally_legit_dingo 20h ago

Shouldn't you just be finding a way to make those cameras always be broken at the software level?

u/RIckWhite4PM 14h ago

How come?

u/snorch 6d ago

No offense pal but we fuckin hate y'all too, the only computers I can get anything done with are the ones sysadmin doesn't know about

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 6d ago

Yep typical attitude "not mine so guess I'll treat it like shit and whine when it breaks".

Best moment in my career was when I'd finished doing my time with end users and all their entitled bullshit.

u/GallantSystem 6d ago

is taping the camera really treating it like shit though?

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 6d ago

There's two kinds of end users... the ones who treat the gear as if it was their own (or better) and actually look after it properly, and the ones who give no fucks cause it's a work machine and they treat it like garbage.

Someone who goes "it's work computer I don't care" because they left sticky residue someone else is going to have to scrub off is absolutely not taking care of their gear.

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u/ForumDuff 6d ago

IT departments just really don't like having to do their job, do they?

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u/ForumDuff 6d ago

This comes down to an invasion of privacy issue from a company overstepping their bounds. If an employee wants to cover up a camera, which in turn leaves a sticky residue on the computer, I'm 100% all for it. Speaks volumes about yourself if you're complaining about it.

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 6d ago

The fact you think that should be their job rather your own responsibility to look after your equipment speaks volumes.

Cameras usually have covers, if they don’t you can cover them without leaving shit all over the device.

u/MaleficentMountain3 6d ago

Ik, it's probably just me.... I care too much about this shit.

u/ForumDuff 6d ago

Completely fair.

u/Apoc_au 6d ago

Put a strip of paper over the camera so it doesn't get sticky.

u/T-Chunxy 6d ago

so does life.

u/SourcreamBoi46 4d ago

Use any color of tape that isn’t black, the black tape seems to leave the most residue

u/Objective_Opinion556 6d ago

Who gives a shit?

u/Lucid_Psycho 6d ago

Painters tape

u/Classic-Ad4403 6d ago

You put a small piece of sticky note over the lens, then a piece of electrical tape over the sticky note. No residue on the lens. I am staring at that "system" right now. Easy to remove and replace.

u/Worth-Computer8639 6d ago

Any basic cooking oil can remove the residue. 

u/MaleficentMountain3 6d ago

I'd rather not use oil on my computers, although I do understand where you come from

u/whooptheretis 6d ago

Your computer already has plenty of that on it.

u/MaleficentMountain3 6d ago

I'd have to disagree, I clean my machines every week....

u/whateber2 6d ago

There’s masking tape designed not to leave any residue. I have very good experience with that

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u/Fun_Vegetable_88888 6d ago

Cut a piece of electrical tape add a small square of paper where the lens is and tape it over. You get to block the camera and it stays clean.

u/Due-Entrepreneur6947 6d ago

perfect! Nice and blury

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u/NoStructure7083 6d ago

Adhesive remover can take care of that

u/faulty_circuit 5d ago

Use a Band-Aid and put the gauze part over the lens

u/Quick_Parking_6464 5d ago

I mean, it's a laptop. There are a lot of reasons for sticky residue.

u/CantKBDwontKBD 5d ago

Many things leave a sticky residue an pc cameras

u/art-apprici8or 5d ago

Cut 2 pieces of electrical tape. 1 x 1" and 1 x 2". Stick the 1" to the 2" sticky side to sticky side, centered. So you now have a single 2" piece of electrical tape where only the first .5" and the last .5" are sticky. You can now cover your camera without getting sticky gunk on the lens. If 2" isn't enough, adjust as necessary.

u/Dangermouse454 5d ago

That’s the feature, not a bug

u/Commercial_Run_7759 5d ago

Iso will fix that.

u/Numerous_Ad_3828 5d ago

Rubbing alcohol will clean that off

u/TNShadetree 2d ago

As do I

u/TrueKam13 1d ago

Alcohol wipes