r/SipsTea Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/OkCoconut3270 Jul 31 '26

I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days

u/Throwaway2Experiment Jul 31 '26

For real, "To be honest, I usually have big plans. Do some overdue life chores, enjoy the world while others are at work, catch a movie, read a book. But if I'm being honest, it'll probably devolve in to a nonstop edge session daily that leaves me a little raw and disappointed at my own lack of discipline. Either way, I'll return refreshed, tho."

u/Tasty-Stock-5423 Jul 31 '26

Bro wtf so on point šŸ‘‰ 🫠

u/kissys_grits Jul 31 '26

Exactly! I feel seen

u/pinkyepsilon Jul 31 '26

Better tape over that webcam then

u/_-Broken-Swagger-_ Jul 31 '26

No, I’m using that!

u/CookieMonsterOnsie Jul 31 '26

u/UsernamesNotFound404 Jul 31 '26

šŸŽµšŸŽµ...In my pants...šŸŽµšŸŽµ

u/thatoneazdude Aug 01 '26

"I just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS"