r/SipsTea Jul 29 '26

Chugging tea This is recipe for disaster

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u/Hapy_Bodybuilder9803 Jul 29 '26

There a big chance this is in India! They don’t have such government

Your sue won’t work!

u/arkavenx Jul 29 '26

But if no government what stop employee from eating employer?

u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26

If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them.

Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative.

Just my thoughts on the subject.

u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26

You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend..

u/sidc42 Jul 29 '26

HR hates this one simple trick.

u/CrazyLoucrazy Jul 29 '26

Please don’t post it on LinkedIn

u/AudaciousCouture Jul 29 '26

"Yeah I'm gonna need to consult with my leopard over this."

Negotiation Leopard: "Rawrrr!"

u/Jagermind Jul 29 '26

Youre gonna have to do better, he didnt seem to like that..

u/ballq43 Jul 29 '26

I heard people tried electing the face eating leapords and it doesn't work out

u/headrush46n2 Jul 29 '26

this is why i want my own personal tiger.

half to cuddle, and half to unleash upon my enemies.

"Kill, Kiki! Kill them all!"

u/BrideofClippy Jul 29 '26

So pokemon rules?

u/duketogo0138 Jul 29 '26

As long as you eat employer under 30 minutes, no problem.

u/SlumberingSnorelax Jul 29 '26

A distaste for cannibalism (pun intended) or limited cooking surfaces I’d guess.

u/RecommendationIll504 Jul 29 '26

If it's India, then nothing of this is a problem

u/tired_Cat_Dad Jul 29 '26

Oh no, not the street vendor excessively touching the employer during preparation!

u/LoneWolf14579 Jul 29 '26

Employer's family can pay money to "law enforcement" to get you to stay in jail

u/bdontmatter Jul 29 '26

Don’t the cannibals in India live on the other side of the river not with the rest of their society?

u/pollomimano Jul 29 '26

I’m sure they can lure Pratik away to the other side of the river if they really put their minds to it.

u/bdontmatter Jul 29 '26

Yeah just shake your leg in front of them I’m sure they will follow you!

u/Nervous_InsideU5155 Jul 29 '26

Or simply feeding them to a tiger and taking over the vacant position?

u/One_more_username Jul 30 '26

That's why you don't wear deo and reek of BO - to prevent your employer from eating you.

u/STRIKT9LC Jul 29 '26

Theres an even BIGGER chance that this is an Indian immigrant that now owns a business in North America. They think they can pull the same shit here that they did back home...Pratick SHITTY indeed

u/RobotArtichoke Jul 29 '26

This is much more likely the case.

u/Shadowphoenix9511 Jul 29 '26

I'm reminded of when I had a supervisor try to pull the caste shit over an manager above them.

Absolute shock when they realized it did not apply here.

u/pennypoobear Jul 30 '26

Story time. How and why did they "try caste shit"? im super curious about that.

u/warm_winds_whisper_ Jul 29 '26

this is becoming increasingly common in my industry and it's really either going to lead to a lot of unnecessary legal issues for the companies hiring these managers or a lot of backlash from people they try to take advantage of

u/Half_Cent Jul 29 '26

There's an EVEN BIGGER chance that this was posted a week ago in an Indian subreddit and American law doesn't apply.

u/Lifekraft Jul 29 '26

Why they write in english if it is in india ?

u/CharlesLeRoq Jul 29 '26

Why wouldn’t they? English is an official language in India and 250M people speak it there.

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u/Haunting_Balance_684 Aug 03 '26

english is the official language used by 99% of corporate india (and any other sector that dosent deal with rural people, and even then, its a combo of english and the local language)

u/Churningray Jul 29 '26

India has 22 different languages officially and a lot more regional dialects and less known languages. Imagine you cross a state border and they speak a completely different language.

u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jul 30 '26

You mean like when you go to Kentucky?

u/CharlesLeRoq Jul 30 '26

There are at least four Native American languages that were spoken in Kentucky, so yes.

u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jul 30 '26

Chokma ikana

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u/Flatulatory Jul 29 '26

How can she sue?!

u/NietJij Jul 29 '26

Stop calling me Sue!

u/NA213 Jul 29 '26

Shirley you can’t be serious?

u/LivingDisastrous3603 Jul 29 '26

I am serious. And don’t call me Surly

u/NA213 Jul 30 '26

Roger Roger

u/Traditional_Bus_5589 Jul 29 '26

Who is sue ? and why sue her?

u/SilverHairedFox11 Jul 29 '26

I'm a boy named Sue.

u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 Jul 29 '26

I didn't think it was even legal in 'Murica to force someone to work unpaid....yet, anyway.

u/Onsidic Jul 29 '26

Think its called salaried position

u/liv2lfthvy Jul 29 '26

Bingo!

u/Abeytuhanu Jul 29 '26

That can still bite them in the ass. Salary means you get paid regardless of the hours worked; sometimes you work more, other times less. By nickel and diming people on their structured lunch, you open yourself up to misclassification suits and might end up owing backpay for all your salaried workers because they're really hourly.

Edit: don't get me wrong though, misclassification suits are hard to win

u/One-Bake-2888 Jul 29 '26

I assure that the vast majority of salaried positions are often more hours than regular full time, especially non-exempt salaried people.

u/JoshSidekick Jul 30 '26

I've never been in a salaried position where the net benefit was on my side.

u/FullMetalCOS Jul 29 '26

But… but… time in lieu!

Which is the biggest fucking joke because if you are so busy you always need to work past your scheduled hours, when can you take the lieu time?

u/HauntedSoda Aug 02 '26

Or flat rate

u/Key_Thought1305 Jul 29 '26

It will be, soon. Not being funny. It really will be. And more.

u/myfavoritemerger Jul 29 '26

It is if you’re in prison!

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u/killmrcory Jul 29 '26

if they are hourly employees it was not.

had a former plant manager try to tell me and my employees were working for free because someone missed a defect on a part. told my direct manager that was absolutely not happening and if he wanted to fire me for it my first call would be the labor board and my second call a lawyer.

I was 3rd shift and the plant manager was on 1st for context. the next morning my plant manager was literally screaming about how dare I threaten to call someone outside the plant and if I had a problem to come to him when he was the one who gave the order.

I also had my phone recording in my pocket when I went to "confirm" that I had understood the order correctly. they ended up backing down read quick. I sure as hell was not telling my minimum employees they were working for free when we were already doing 12-14 hours shifts. fuck that.

ended up quitting that job when they hired the person back to be my boss who had literally been fired for sexually harassing me. he was replacing my former boss who was on prison work release for sleeping with his 14 year old step daughter when he was near 50.

man I have so many stories about that shithole.

u/SalaryWooden5346 Jul 29 '26

Oh it could easily be in corporate America. The imported managers bring their toxic ideologies with them.

u/Working_Estate_3695 Jul 29 '26

It’s “Suzie”! Not Sues, not Sue.

u/Daedric_Fan Jul 29 '26

Phew thank god I wouldnt step foot in india for a million dollars then

u/RB3_AMG Jul 29 '26

Nothing - really absolutely nothing - suggests that this is in India.

u/Ragnarok_619 Jul 29 '26

The shitty school yard rules, and the name of the manager, pretty much suggest that

u/Gay-_-Jesus Jul 29 '26

Yeah, cuz in India they write in English, famously

u/Ragnarok_619 Jul 29 '26

..... yes they do. They are the second largest English speaking country in the world, and seeing how Americans cannot even speak and write English correctly (could "of" and pay ed), then yeah, they are actually better in it

What you thought we speak in offices?

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u/adamdoesmusic Jul 29 '26

Why do they call it Lingua Franca anyway? And why does “Franca” basically mean German and not French, but then “France” is derived from “Franks” which is just “Franca”? Can’t believe they had the Gaul to pull this on us.

(This interpretation may or may not be accurate at all)

u/SnoopDeDoop69 Jul 29 '26

I was curious

Due to population size, they're the second biggest English speaking nation of the world. Only like 230~ mil (out of a couple bil)

u/adamdoesmusic Jul 29 '26

Yeah, a couple hundred years of shitty British corporate rule will do that to ya

u/Rio_FS Jul 29 '26

The sheer confidence with which people say such ignorant stuff is something...

u/Ragnarok_619 Jul 29 '26

That guy is active in politics, and is from Mississippi.

Those 2 are sheer examples of negative IQ

u/NoelNeverwas Jul 29 '26

The lack of typos is evidence that it is not in America.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 Jul 29 '26

well that's just Shetty

u/__life_on_mars__ Jul 29 '26

How can she sue?!!

u/Dinierto Jul 29 '26

No sue for you!

u/strongarm_187 Jul 29 '26

How can she sue?!

u/GGTheEnd Jul 29 '26

It's in English it's probably in Canada or Britain or some shit. 

u/Kind_Ad5566 Jul 29 '26

It's Mumbai.

u/miteymiteymite Jul 29 '26

Why, because they have an Indian sounding name?

u/Upbeat-List-3466 Jul 29 '26

Then leave a cobra in his lunch pail. 🐍 

u/sodium111 Jul 29 '26

They have "Shetty Menegement"

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u/Floreit Jul 29 '26

So, laws of the jungle then?

u/SryInternet101 Jul 30 '26

Why would it be in English if its a sign in India? More likely some H1b visa Indian.

u/sin94 Jul 30 '26

Posting on social media is faster, but unfortunately, the source doesn't name the company, just a sign printed. "Pratik" could easily be a fabricated name used to give the post a false sense of authenticity—likely just an attempt to farm karma points.

u/buddydave Jul 30 '26

“Your sue won’t work”

I’m stealing this

u/cybot904 Jul 30 '26

Not enough needful pleases.

u/arianrhodd Jul 31 '26

There's a LinkedIn profile with someone by that name living in the greater Chicago area, one in NYC, one in the UK ...

u/taker223 Jul 31 '26

Why it is not written in that abrakadabra then?

u/-Motor- Jul 29 '26

Why is it written in English?

u/DoYouLikeWafflezz Jul 29 '26

If it was in India why would it be written in English?

u/Valagoorh Jul 29 '26

Yes, they specifically put up their message in English.

u/pyramidalembargo Jul 29 '26

Would the notice be written in English?

u/Shawnimaus Jul 29 '26

Would it be in English if it was India?