r/ShitpostXIV Aug 04 '25

Spoiler: ARR I remade the entire ARR opening using Stock images

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The Graphics update is insane


r/ShitpostXIV 2h ago

When is this game going to get more content?

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r/ShitpostXIV 7h ago

Logging on 5 minutes before maintenance

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r/ShitpostXIV 4h ago

Since its patch day

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r/ShitpostXIV 1h ago

Eons and multiversal planning can’t match Hall of the Novice

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r/ShitpostXIV 22h ago

The storm approaches

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r/ShitpostXIV 8h ago

Here are my thoughts on Patch 7.56

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I haven’t had the chance to log back in after stupid YoshiP took down the servers, so my opinions are only the truest of facts and everyone else thinks this way. If you disagree you deserve to be exiled from the community because disagreeing with me is against ToS and I will stop paying your sub.

New MSQ: It sucks. Nothing I wanted to happen happened. Nothing I want to happen will happen in Evercold. The solo duty was too tough. I couldn’t complete it on Very Easy.

Beast master: It sucks. Everything about it sucks. The interface sucks. The fun thing that it does isn’t actually fun. The thing that should not be fun actually is fun. Worst class of all time and it isn’t particularly close.

I am going to ask YoshiP myself for a refund of every month I have paid for a sub, and I will get it. We should all try to boycott Square until we get what I want in FFXIV.


r/ShitpostXIV 10h ago

Spoiler: Stormblood I love the hunt! Spoiler

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r/ShitpostXIV 7h ago

UMAD.exe

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r/ShitpostXIV 17h ago

I JUST WANT A DYE

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r/ShitpostXIV 8h ago

the mirror(bark fart remix)

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i am reaching new levels of low effort


r/ShitpostXIV 2h ago

Spoiler: DT oh my hydaelyn he said the thing Spoiler

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r/ShitpostXIV 1h ago

Spoiler: DT [Patch 7.56 MSQ] I guess spikes are normal out there? Spoiler

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r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

mentors vs skill challenge

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r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Is Nidhogg a romanceable option in Final Fantasy XIV?

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hello, swor was my first mmo and i also try out ffxiv now because i like the visuals/classes/models etc, and also noticed the similar structure they share in the genre, as in the heavy narrative-driven story with dialogues, the authoritarian sith/garlean empire versus the eorzean alliance/galactic republic etc,

but was wondering if nidhogg the male dragon is one of the romanceable companion options, at least for male au ra?, not sure, am still in the base story at mor dhona but saw him from youtube videos in the past that he appears later,


r/ShitpostXIV 20h ago

What happens in tomorrow’s MSQ? (Wrong answers only)

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my uncle at SE told me that Gaia and Speen will be back, is he lying?


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Was reading a Manga and saw some immediate potential with this panel so had to act.

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r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Pre-patch Beastmaster prep Spoiler

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Make sure you do savage coils prior to Tuesday or you will fall behind.


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

What are the most unhinged creature models would you like to see made into a mount?

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r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Catboys shouldn’t have rights and should be exiled from the star

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I’m sure you’re thinking this is an overreaction.

Hah… you’ve clearly not seen what I’ve seen. The degenerate catboys of Limsa Lominsa, Ul Dah, you name it. I’ve seen the Twitter posts, I’ve seen the Bl*esky posts. I post a cute gpose of my midlander and BOOM, dozens upon dozens of catboys follow me. I follow them back, since it only seems fair. "I’ll give them a chance," I think to myself.

Big mistake, bozo.

My timeline immediately became overtaken. It spread on my timeline like a virus. I keep scrolling and it’s just never-ending degenerate lewd kinky gposes of them fucking each other. Every. Single. Day. These mfers post catboy gpose porn every single day without failure. They ERP in the comment sections. “Going to breed this catboy’s tight hole” they say. “Mmm yeah, daddy. I hope I’m next” they say. The modbeast catboy clicks around Limsa… they all look like IMVU frat boys. If you installed PlayerSync you’d know. Oh… how you all know so little. It’s all around you… THEY’RE all around you. Their cocks swinging in the wind. FUCKING each other in the street. Oh my sweet summer child, know you so little of the darkness that surrounds you.

Every. Single. Day… IT DOESN’T END. POSTING LEWD GPOSES OF CATBOYS FUCKING. IT’S THEIR FULL TIME JOB!!


r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: EW I Miss Him

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Dude I miss Chort, like personally I feel like he's the vegeta to my goku and I feel like we were *this* close to getting him to become a true anti-hero type character.

The dude lives and breathes to be measured up to by the WoL and honestly we need a chonkin' villian-not-villian, it adds a little spice

Edit for those who say he can't be redeemed. Gaius, Nero, Emet Selch, Lahabrea, Elidibus, the beast tribes, Fordola, and im sure im missing others. We know who's body count is higher. Doesn't matter why they killed, if WORLD DESTROYING ascians can find redemption so can Chort. Because Emet-Selch and Lahabrea were definitely redeemed into allies and not just friendly in a time-travel story.


r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

bro 😭✌️ NSFW

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r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

In light of dungeon chocobos in FFXIV and combat chocobos in Revelation..

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r/ShitpostXIV 1d ago

Spoiler: EW Just Finished Endwalker

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Just done crying, but if someone ask me to summarize the entire Hydaelyn Zodiark arc.

I would say that this shit happen cause Emo boy give telepathic bird depression and everything bad that happen is because of Allagans.

Fuck them Allagans.


r/ShitpostXIV 2d ago

Boy, this paste thing was easy! I don't know what everyone's complaining about.

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