Petah

[u/shehan_dmg]

[u/space-hemax-c2c]

I just play a plumber on Reddit but I’d say try more semicolon.

[u/AmosBurtin → u/space-hemax-c2c]

Or…fiber

[u/stoopidclod → u/AmosBurtin]

Beans, those should help

[u/ravoguy → u/stoopidclod]

Or stop eating golf balls and peanut butter

[u/Connect_Biscotti_784 → u/ravoguy]

No

[u/AnotherUN91 → u/Connect_Biscotti_784]

The right answer.

[u/Prestigious-Top-5897 → u/AnotherUN91]

And my axe!

[u/lokibringer → u/stoopidclod]

Liam, is that you?

[u/stoopidclod → u/lokibringer]

Na, just a fan🙃

[u/iPhonefondler → u/AmosBurtin]

What’s does high-speed internet have to do with this

[u/DonComradeVimes → u/iPhonefondler]

I'm very glad I was not the only one who went there.

[u/Quick_End2366 → u/AmosBurtin]

Super Colon Blow!

[u/These-Nectarine9214 → u/space-hemax-c2c]

I hate how hard I laughed at this

[u/Necrotic69 → u/These-Nectarine9214]

I started laughing hard and it triggered some sort of coughing response (currently recovering from flu), I seriously had issues taking in a breath to the point I was seeing stars and thought i was about to pass out....ya, I freaked out

[u/Fun-Heron-7609 → u/space-hemax-c2c]

Better than no colon.

[u/Tune-Scared → u/space-hemax-c2c]

Underrated comment right there ☝️🤣

[u/PapaByrd75 → u/space-hemax-c2c]

:boooo::

[u/PlaneJackfruit5614 → u/space-hemax-c2c]

Gastroenterologist here