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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] UCLA Defeats California 45-24

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
UCLA 7 17 0 21 45
California 7 10 7 0 24
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u/snuggleskrt Colorado Buffaloes 2d ago

JKS giveth and JKS taketh away

u/TinderForMidgets Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Press Corps 2d ago

He's playing too much hero ball. It's concerning that hasn't been coached out of him yet. That's why they lose games.

u/breakwater UCLA Bruins • Chapman Panthers 2d ago

I'm worried he's going to end up hurt worse than tonight. There is a connection between his interception balls and him gimpy leg.

u/TinderForMidgets Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Press Corps 2d ago

That was tough to watch. Cal had a ton of hype this offseason. I hope JKS doesn't feel too much pressure to perform.

u/BoogerSugarSovereign Indiana Hoosiers • College Football Playoff 2d ago

He's a true sophomore. Would not be weird at all if he still has a lot of development ahead of him at this point, you need the reps to improve. Feels like the difference in experience between Nico and JKS was very visible throughout the game tonight

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u/Vocen Oregon Ducks 2d ago

He's so good most of the time and so bad when he isn't

u/Dirk_Benedict UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Wait, are we talking about JKS or Dante?

u/t_ran_asuarus_rex UCLA Bruins • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 2d ago

Si

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u/theliver California Golden Bears 2d ago

4th quarter from hell.

Id rather lose by 21 to ucla than play in the ACC any day

u/fairebelle Tennessee Volunteers • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

This makes want to hug you

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u/Orca6771 Virginia Cavaliers 2d ago

My prediction that the blue and yellow team, from California, which has a bear mascot, a new coach, and a QB with a hard to pronounce name would win the game was 100% correct. Please clap

u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 2d ago

Erm, you forgot “ex-Pac-12 member” as a descriptor too ☝️🤓

u/msbshow UCLA Bruins • Big Ten 2d ago

Who has a certain melody as their fight song (yes we share a fight song, don’t question it)

u/breaktaker Oregon Ducks 2d ago

Oh that’s actually super weird

u/versusChou UCLA Bruins • TCU Horned Frogs 1d ago

Copying one of my previous comments. Basically UCLA wasn't originally it's own school. It was part of Berkeley, so they share a lot of stuff:

They used to be the same school. When Cal was the only UC, UCLA was created as the Southern Branch of the University of California (SBUC) What a lot of people don't know is that the stuff they used to create the Southern Branch was actually part of San Jose State's Southern Branch. Eventually, UCLA became it's own school, but since it used to be part of Cal, it had already had the same colors and mascot. They made the mascot the Cubs (SBUC backwards) since UCLA was kinda the baby of the Golden Bears. It took four years before they got tired of that and changed the mascot to the Grizzlies. Then UCLA tried to join the PCC and Montana was already there. They didn't want two schools to have the same mascot, so UCLA changed it. There was a vote an some of the suggestions were Buccaneers and Gorillas. Eventually Cal gifted a name they had already used (Bruins) to the school.

As for the colors, UCLA used to have the same colors, but changed it to a light blue (powderkeg blue) because back then on grainy, black and white film our white numbers weren't visible on the blue jerseys and made the football team hard to scout.

We also have the same fight song which we just stole after an All-UC day where four UCs had a doubleheader and the combined bands played Big C. Funnily, this was right before the John Wooden run, so most of the country ended up associating the song with UCLA (we did have another fight song before called By the Old Pacific and later got one from Bill Conti called Mighty Bruins).

One funny thing is for the script logos, Cal actually copied UCLA (or possibly Ohio State). It is pretty clear that UCLA was the first of the two to use it. From what I've been able to dig up, there was a Rose Bowl in the 50s where Ohio State came, and it seems very likely that UCLA copied script Ohio. Cal would copy either UCLA or Ohio State after that.

The lore goes deep!

u/donutello2000 UCLA Bruins 1d ago

Cal supported us when we were young, and we're now providing for them when they're old.

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u/lloybokchoy 1d ago

Wait i never understood why script ucla is written as if Ucla is a word. Like Cal is short for California but UCLA is an acronym..?

u/Mike_with_Wings Florida • North Carolina 1d ago

The fact that we don’t have the UCLA Gorillas in the world is severely disappointing

u/versusChou UCLA Bruins • TCU Horned Frogs 1d ago

As cool as it would've been, I think we lucked out on avoiding the racist imagery that would've come from the first black MLB and NFL players all being gorillas

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u/CieraVotedOutHerMom South Carolina Gamecocks 2d ago

Please 8 clap

u/psufb Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

Forgot to add "in the University of California system"

u/No-Owl-6246 Arizona Wildcats 1d ago

Name written in cursive script

u/TinderForMidgets Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Press Corps 2d ago

8-clap!

u/Alarming_Traffic745 2d ago

the amount of people in the game thread who didn't get this joke was something else. like they were actually mad about it. the name part killed me cause i still can't say garbers without sounding like i got peanut butter in my mouth

u/TheOnePSUIsReal Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos 1d ago

My prediction that the blue and yellow team, from California, which has a bear mascot, a new coach, and a QB with a hard to pronounce name would lose the game was 100% correct.  Bow down to me.

u/AmonRaDawg Oklahoma Sooners 1d ago

Clap....me?

u/Archelon225 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

a man asks God, how am i supposed to live, without my blue and gold california public flagship university with a new coaching staff and pacific islander quarterback

God simply said "That is why I made 2 blue and gold california public flagship universities with new coaching staffs and pacific islander quarterbacks"

The man just smiled.

u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 2d ago

Nice one, good game tonight. Good luck the rest of the season

u/Cador0223 Ole Miss Rebels 1d ago

Every time the quarterbacks name was said on broadcast, my mind just kind of shut off halfway through the name. 

That kid needs a nickname, fast. There's no way the commentators dont mangle it during a broadcast, and quite possibly in a not-so-polite way.

u/Boomhauer_007 UCLA Bruins • Oregon State Beavers 1d ago

Cal QB is often called JKS and Nico is just called Nico for UCLA

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u/JBru_92 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

We got a ball coach

u/breakwater UCLA Bruins • Chapman Panthers 2d ago

He needs to clean up penalties. But everything else looked so much improved. Even in the areas they struggled they looked better than last year

u/JoshFB4 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

The fact that it was close because we were undisciplined and had some real stupid plays feels a lot better than just being out schemed and outmatched on the lines.

u/Linktheb3ast USC Trojans • Arizona State Sun Devils 2d ago

Y’all are much closer to being competitive in conference than Foster ever could’ve fathomed possible, and I hate it

u/JoshFB4 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

The schedule is incredibly soft this year as well. Our hardest matchups are you guys and Oregon. Michigan was supposed to be difficult as well but we saw how they looked today so maybe not.

u/Linktheb3ast USC Trojans • Arizona State Sun Devils 2d ago

Upsettingly, you might come into our game 10-1 lol, see you in November for a shot at glory

u/Ordinary-Wafer-8919 2d ago

It's the first game. Only up from here.

u/breakwater UCLA Bruins • Chapman Panthers 2d ago

He'll care more about penalties than Mora, more about the job than Kelly, but does he know UCLA is in Los Angeles like Foster?

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u/majorgeneralporter Northwestern Wildcats • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Many people are saying Chesney for coach of the year is free money

u/Cascadia_14 Washington Huskies • Cal Poly Mustangs 2d ago

Thank you for your interim!

u/Archelon225 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Best of luck to Cal Poly! First game was a banger and I hope Skipper keeps steering the ship well.

u/Dirk_Benedict UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Hell yeah, rooting for our central coast cousins this year

u/Mazeura UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Thought you were talking about Fisch for a second

u/TheOnePSUIsReal Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos 1d ago

I am happy with Campbell but I was on the Chesney Train during our search.

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u/TeMilkMan UCLA Bruins • Big Ten 2d ago

IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE AND BE A BRUIN, BOB CHESNEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE

u/majorgeneralporter Northwestern Wildcats • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

I love JMUCLA

u/TinderForMidgets Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Press Corps 2d ago

UCLA is the greatest public university in the world!!!!

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u/weyburnloisiada UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Wayne Knight is everything.

u/Pattisean UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 2d ago

Hello Newman!

u/t_ran_asuarus_rex UCLA Bruins • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 2d ago

Bruce Wayne Dark Knight

u/IrishCoffeeAlchemy Florida State • Arizona 2d ago

It’s a travesty this isn’t an in-conference game

u/CieraVotedOutHerMom South Carolina Gamecocks 2d ago

Just your normal big 10 / ACC clash

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u/SimilarOnion1655 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks 2d ago

They are playing in 2027, 28, and 29

u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Which is funny, because due to the size of the Big 10, we won't be playing any conference opponent 4 years in a row (aside from USC).

u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 1d ago

Dang really? I feel like they should protect all the west coast schools as a pod so that we at least all play each other every year

u/Wittyname0 Oregon Ducks • Pac-10 1d ago

Perhaps a pack of 12 or so west coast teams

u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo UCLA Bruins 1d ago

Yes. We didn't play Oregon last year and don't play Washington this year after playing them in 24 and 25.

u/PlasticCantaloupe1 1d ago

Yeah maybe get the size up to 20 and split into two groups of 10. One group could be the more classic big 10 and the other could be like the pacific coast 10 since they’re closer to that coast.

u/Wittyname0 Oregon Ducks • Pac-10 1d ago

:(

u/Vyllm UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Missed you Cal, until next time 💙💛

u/OceanPoet87 California Golden Bears • UC Davis Aggies 2d ago

Glad this is a longer series.

u/SimilarOnion1655 Ohio State Buckeyes • Kansas Jayhawks 2d ago

Next time is next year in your house this time

u/Excellent_Hedgehog62 UCLA Bruins • Rose Bowl 2d ago

I'll miss you capacity crowd...

u/msbshow UCLA Bruins • Big Ten 2d ago

Hey if we do good… maybe we can fill 50% of our stadium!

u/Excellent_Hedgehog62 UCLA Bruins • Rose Bowl 2d ago

I’m actually interested to see what rose bowl turnout will look like next Saturday, especially with this promising win. Obviously not the best opponent, but I for one will be there.

u/Statpaca1701 2d ago

In general I consider Chesney superior to Lupoi, but tearing down the tarps was good move. One we should copy.

Edit: When comparing UCLA to Cal attendance always worth considering the Rose Bowl is 47% larger than memorial stadium. A sell out there is an "embarrassing" crowd in the Rose Bowl.

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u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 1d ago

It’s still not gonna be great because school isn’t back in session yet

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u/Dirk_Benedict UCLA Bruins 2d ago

At least we have bathrooms

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u/WisdomCow California Golden Bears 2d ago

Spent most of the off season worried about the OL. As season got closer, all the talk about the weapons we got in the portal made me push the worries aside. The worries are back.

u/TommyFX UCLA Bruins • Rose Bowl 2d ago edited 1d ago

They had their moments in the second half when Mohammed got it going on a couple of long drives. But I think when the center went down it got very dicey and JKS was running for his life.

u/mathmat UCLA Bruins 1d ago

I think the bigger factor for the third quarter is UCLA not staying on the field on offense really wore down the UCLA DTs. There was NO penetration up the middle on the base plays for a long stretch.

u/TripleAim Texas Longhorns • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Jarmond gone, Foster gone, Kelly gone, UCLA wins. The world is healing.

u/Djinn_Eric 2d ago

Saint Bill of Walton smiles as he looks down from a cloud. 

u/t_ran_asuarus_rex UCLA Bruins • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 2d ago

I loved hearing his soliloquies on the Conference of Champions

u/Lowbacca1977 UCLA Bruins • Vanderbilt Commodores 2d ago

Not really healing until UCLA and Cal are back in a Pacific coast conference, but I accept a lack of happy endings in life

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u/fellowhuman123 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Much closer than final score indicates. This game was borderline unwatchable due to both a broadcast that made it look dark as hell and penalties every other play.

Also, Wayne Knight is the man. Go Bruins!

u/LabOk6108 California Golden Bears • Florida Gators 2d ago

gotta feel bad for staying neck and neck the whole time, followed by that double pick, followed by the stadium completely clearing out. if i was playing i’d feel so defeated

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u/Jekena UCLA Bruins 2d ago

I thought my TV broke until they cut to other cameras

u/YoUDee Delaware • Maryland 1d ago

The Wayne Knight? Of Newman fame?

u/MrFace1 James Madison • Virginia Tech 1d ago

Enjoy Knight, he's a special player

u/Terror-Byte-523 UCLA Bruins • Toledo Rockets 2d ago

Calimony is getting the moochers new lights

u/ImJLu California • Ohio State 2d ago

It was actually discretionary funding from the state legislature because the new lights are much more eco-friendly 🙂

u/versusChou UCLA Bruins • TCU Horned Frogs 2d ago

We need to put your stadium lights in car headlights and take those brightass LEDs from the cars and put them in your stadium

u/ImJLu California • Ohio State 2d ago

They are bright ass LEDs, the ESPN color grading was just fucked on all but a few is the cameras lol

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u/Dirk_Benedict UCLA Bruins 2d ago

It's also paying for tons of port a pottys and janky hand washing stations, because apparently actual bathrooms are a bridge too far

u/midwestbruin UCLA Bruins 2d ago

The broadcast quality sucked....but it's so refreshing to have optimism, and it's amazing to know that we have a real coach. As long as Nico doesn't have long-term injury issues (like maybe letting the running backs do the running!), this team will be fun to watch.

u/zamboniman46 Holy Cross • Michigan 1d ago

He was awesome, needs more touches

u/Separate_Grass_2775 2d ago

wow that 4th was absolutely horrible from cal

u/Dirk_Benedict UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Always has been

u/SirGergoyFriendman California Golden Bears • The Axe 1d ago

The best part of being a Cal fan is finding new ways to build hope and then destroy it.

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u/Desperate-Remove2838 California Golden Bears 2d ago

Congrats to the UCLA Bruins. I guess coaching experience does matter.

As for Cal, hope they get their shit together. They can still do damage in the eleven remaining games.

There were flashes of magic there but no consistent “power of unit”.

u/veritek25 California Golden Bears 2d ago

For all the talk about culture and pillars, Tosh still has alot of work to do to change the team's mentality - especially in the 4th quarter and end of games. 3 4Q turnovers aside, giving up a 54-yd rushing TD in garbage time is the antithesis of 'relentless effort'.

That miscommunication & fumble on 4th down killed Cal's momentum then we collapsed afterwards. Overall sloppy play leading to 4th quarter collapse, not too different from past years under Wilcox.

OL & DL need a lot of improvement quickly, or it's going to be another disappointing 7~ish win season. Hopefully Swinney (senior C) is okay; the Vargas (RB) injury didn't look very good either.

u/tjn1126 Oregon Ducks • California Golden Bears 1d ago

The offensive play calling was really poor tonight I thought. Really Showed his inexperience

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u/Statpaca1701 2d ago

For what it's worth I was impressed by Cal. Could've collapsed in the 2nd, didn't. 3rd put a real scare into me as a UCLA fan. I'm a bit biased but always liked Chesney's experienced staff against Lupoi's first timers. JKS and the receivers are legit. Just don't let us beat you twice when you travel to Syracuse and you'll be fine on the season.

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u/Honestly_ rawr 2d ago

From JMU, Bob Chesney brought 11 athletes (including RB Wayne Knight), 7 coaches, and 19 support staff.

The Calimony Clash needs to be part of the regular non-conference rotation!

u/msbshow UCLA Bruins • Big Ten 2d ago

I have good news for you! There’s games scheduled the next three years!

u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 1d ago

The assimilation will continue until all teams are JMU franchises!

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u/wrose21 UCLA Bruins • Victory Bell 2d ago

Not only did we win, but we also don’t have to see a crappy post from Martin Jarmond taking credit for it. It’s a good day, Bruin fans.

We’ll worry about the injuries and the other things another day. Today is for a brief momentary celebration. We’ve come a long way.

Go bruins! Good luck this year Cal friends, JKS looks like he could be the real deal.

u/Dirk_Benedict UCLA Bruins 2d ago

You never know, he might still post something and try to take credit

u/smcstechtips California Golden Bears 1d ago

We'll (hopefully) have a natty rematch (or at least a playoff rematch)

u/Crazyhawk28 Washington • Western Illinois 2d ago

Maybe the Calgorithm is not to be trusted?

u/EggplantAlpinism California Golden Bears • ACC 2d ago

We've been coping for decades. You're locked in here with us, we're not trying to delude you

u/Crazyhawk28 Washington • Western Illinois 2d ago

I've had old people try to explain to me that we used to be huge rivals with each other, but you guys have always been my favorite. I'm riding with the Calgorithm always.

u/RageCake14 San Francisco • California 2d ago

Washington Cal is primarily rowing rivalry

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u/ARayofLight California • UC Davis 2d ago

Bow Down to Washington was written for Cal. We had a song written for you as well. It dates back to the PCC days when we were conference powers, with USC, UCLA, and Stanford. Those are days long gone.

u/Crazyhawk28 Washington • Western Illinois 2d ago

Always knew the original song had references to Cal, but never realized how violent they were lmao. Definitely a long gone rivalry, but pretty interesting.

u/Efficient-Permit-725 Washington Huskies 1d ago

Yeah Cal used to be Washington's biggest rival until around 1950 or so when USC became the bigger competitive threat with Oregon becoming #1 in the late 90s. Other rivalries always existed but Cal and USC were considered the bigger threats to go to the Rose Bowl.

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u/pietya California Golden Bears 2d ago

Chesney and Co. are fantastic coaches and it showed in this game. Cal gambled on a 1st time HC with a 1st time OC and DC and it showed in every phase of the game. All I can say is I hope we learn from this and move along.

See ya next year

u/QuarantineTaratino California Golden Bears • ABC 2d ago

I had no idea the OC and DCs are first timers too. I'm surprised Ron didn't push Tosh to hire more experienced coordinators since he's a first time HC

u/mostly-amazing San Diego State Aztecs 2d ago

Inexperience and weak coaching shows up in the 4th quarter of close games. That being said, I think Cal looks better than last year.

#54 and Lopa had awful games.

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u/Informal_Avocado_534 California Golden Bears 1d ago

There are assistant coaches with tons of experience: Nick Rolovich was a good HC at Hawaii (and did…. Something… at Wazzu) and is Associate Head Coach (and QB coach). Bob Gregory was our DC under Tedford for almost a decade and is now our ILB coach.

But our HC, DC, and OC have never had those roles before. I like them all but they’re basically freshmen—gonna be some growing pains.

u/MariotaM8 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Next year? Cal played great until the last 10 minutes. I think both teams go bowling this year and are on the rise

u/theREALMVP California • San José State 1d ago

That really was just about the worst 6 minute stretch possible. If Strong hangs onto that ball we are talking about a completely different game. UCLA probably the 3rd or 4th best team we’ll play all year so with this easy schedule I think we can still scrape 8 wins. See yall next year 🤝

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u/pietya California Golden Bears 1d ago

I was talking about our game @ UCLA next year haha apologies for being turbo doomer there, I will be there next week for @ Cuse.

I think Chesney has UCLA in a good direction, especially on the ground. The run concepts in the 1st half were immaculately called.

u/MariotaM8 UCLA Bruins 1d ago

Oof my bad haha, #2 public university and all that lol

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u/Away_Experience6922 UCLA Bruins • Sickos 2d ago

Dick Chesney will lead us to the promised land

u/JoshFB4 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Gorgeous 3 headed monster running game. That’s how you win football games

u/zigggzzz UCLA Bruins • Arizona Wildcats 2d ago

o-line play was much improved from the last few years (more like decade) too

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u/Cfb-Enjoyer Indiana • Notre Dame 1d ago

JMU coaches man. Congrats on next years natty UCLA.

u/Beans34_90 1d ago

Inject it into my veins!!!

u/Chet_Manly24 Ball State Cardinals • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Tis nice to see UCLA at 1-0 lol let us savor it.

u/versusChou UCLA Bruins • TCU Horned Frogs 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/despideme UCLA Bruins • California Golden Bears 2d ago

At long last, the return of a Bruin team I will watch for enjoyment rather than out of loyalty

u/Noy_Telinu Notre Dame Fighting Irish • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

I am even going next week.

u/WorkerMotor9174 California Golden Bears 2d ago

Horrible horrible horrible end to an otherwise very back and forth game. The offense collapsed in the fourth quarter. Bad playcalling. JKS had his first genuinely bad game at Cal.

The only positive is it’s not an ACC game.

u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 2d ago

The other negative is that this isn’t a conference game anymore

u/smcstechtips California Golden Bears 2d ago

JKS got injured

u/lowes18 Florida State Seminoles • FAU Owls 2d ago

If Cal is going to run a fuck it chuck it offense JKS needs to chuck it better.

Also that run game by UCLA is amazingly good. And Cal's run defense is amazingly bad.

u/mayonkonijeti0876 Rose-Hulman • Louisville 2d ago

They didn't really do that for large portions of the game. They ran the ball a lot and had middling success. Taking out sacks and kneels they ran it 34 times for 141 yards at 4.1 YPC. The defense has a lot of issues and so does the offensive line

u/ricepail California Golden Bears • Team Chaos 2d ago

Also when JKS was chucking it today, it was mostly arm throws, he wasn't getting his full body behind it likely due to his apparent ankle injury.

Also last year, he threw a lot of picks in the first half of the season. But as he and the receivers got more accustomed to each other and the play calling, the interceptions went away. The picks today (especially the second one on the pass to Mini) might just be him not used to both all the new receivers as well as the new OC and play calling

u/ImJLu California • Ohio State 2d ago

The first one was a crazy throw on the run that bounced off Strong's hands. I refuse to put that on him. The second was bad and/or a miscommunication (but that's still bad).

u/rageb8err Ole Miss Rebels • BYU Cougars 2d ago

All the Tosh glazing this off-season did not deliver tonight.

u/breakwater UCLA Bruins • Chapman Panthers 2d ago

I heard he got on a plane.

(like 40 times from the commentary crew)

u/GobiYumaMojave UCLA Bruins • Saddleback Bobcats 2d ago

the bit about him sleeping on a bench at the beach was a little unbelievable

u/chebbys Stanford Cardinal • Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago

Dude didn't even need a pillow. His head is so square it fit the bench perfectly.

u/Ashamed_Tooth_1011 2d ago

In the suit!

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u/Zloggt Illinois Fighting Illini • Missouri Tigers 2d ago

Damn good hire, Bruins…

u/Muffinnnnnnn Florida State • New Mexico 2d ago

This game was tied in the 4th quarter.

Also Western Michigan defeated Michigan tonight.

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

WESTERN MICHIGAN

u/hellajt Nebraska Cornhuskers 2d ago

Western Michigan was robbed

u/Condom_Breaker256 Billable Hours • Jacksonvil… 2d ago

Nothing like beating your ex to get revenge for the unjust alimony payments...

I think.

u/Document101 UCLA Bruins • Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

At this point im just a closeted JMU fan

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Fuck Liberty

Wagner next week (fuck Russia)

Then we have a (optimistic) 50/50 late night game against San Diego State

u/chris_hans California Golden Bears • The Axe 2d ago

What does Russia have to do with Wagner?

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagner_Group?wprov=sfti1

Nothing actually just wanted to get a good fuck Russia in

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 1d ago

I'm sorry to tell you but Africa is not in good shape

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u/pasatroj USC Trojans 2d ago

Liberty is a fake school convince me otherwise.

u/by_yes_i_mean_no UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Good game to Cal. Think that fourth quarter could have gone differently if JKS didn't tweak/hurt himself with whatever happened.

Those Knight runs when everyone in the stadium knew that Madden Iamaleava wasn't going to be allowed to throw the ball were electric.

u/ImJLu California • Ohio State 2d ago

Is it really that unreasonable to ask for your QB to not get injured in week 1? For both of us, no less. What a dumb sport.

u/by_yes_i_mean_no UCLA Bruins 1d ago

I was thinking about how dumb the sport was when I noticed the first half took two hours lol

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u/JDraks Michigan Wolverines • College Football Playoff 2d ago

Michigan should take a look at Napier if UCLA wins a natty next year

u/Character-Active2208 Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

Sunbelt Billy?

Yes, please do Michigan

u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 1d ago

We are pumping him full of magic coach juice as we speak.

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u/BuckeyeForLife95 Ohio State Buckeyes 1d ago

We have to stop letting James Madison coaches come into the Big Ten. It's disrupting the balance around here!

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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME UCLA Bruins 2d ago

UCLA Indiana final the JMU bowl

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u/britishmetric144 Washington Huskies • Pac-12 2d ago

Hey, wouldn't it be nice if these two teams, both on the same coast of the United States, joined up in a conference together? It could have the name of the ocean they sit near, and the number of teams too? Hmmmmmmm.

u/midwestbruin UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Well, at least Boise State played Oregon in a game that featured one Pac-whatever team, so that didn't change. (Oh, wait...)

u/bimm3ric UCLA • Santa Rosa Junior 2d ago

Hang on to that Calimoney Cal, looks like you need it more then us.

u/t_ran_asuarus_rex UCLA Bruins • Hawai'i Rainbow Warriors 2d ago

living your best life is the best revenge

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u/majorgeneralporter Northwestern Wildcats • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

The Calgorithm could not defeat The Birthplace of The Internet

u/InterKOT California Golden Bears 2d ago

Cal's defense was horrible tonight. It was expected to be unproven, and they disappointed. I'm hoping Tosh can build off of this for future games.

Offense started clicking until that mistimed snap. Even the running game looked good in the 2nd half. Mohammed is the real deal. Oline is horrible, but I wonder how much of it was UCLA Dline... We will find out next week.

Special teams was fine, nothing crazy.

JKS showed some great moves, but the ankle is a concern. The INTs are concerning, he will learn from this and get better. Not ready to call it a sophomore slump. Hopefully the connection within the receivers gets better.

Tosh was fine, definitely an improvement in the second half again until the mistimed snap. I think he will do just fine. His recruiting must come in handy when it comes to building up the defense and Oline next year. This year it's on the players to grow.

We play UCLA next year, I think we will do much better. They are losing many impact players. They will have a great season. I owe UCLA an apology, I wasn't familiar with your game (keep the calimony coming though).

Night

u/versusChou UCLA Bruins • TCU Horned Frogs 2d ago

Our DTs are meh. Not like egregiously bad, but not expected to be a strength. Our EDGEs are pretty good though.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Couldn't be happier with this.

  • I love our RB rotation of Knight as the main guy with Woods and Thomas mixing in.
  • We actually had a pass rush.
  • The OL was "somewhat acceptable" instead of being "inoperable."
  • I enjoyed seeing Omosigho flying around making tackles.

I don't want to get too ahead of myself, but 4-0 going into that Oregon game making it a ranked matchup is a realistic possibility.

u/Electromotivation James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Everybody looked great and I’m happy for everyone….but Ellis got knocked out. I hope he is OK.

So yall were missing an impact player for part of the game, too. Anyways, I’m hoping some more JMU players end up on the all Big Ten team by the end of the year!

u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Seeing him immediately flat on his back motionless was scary. Hope he's alright. I don't expect to see that trick play again this year. Thanks!

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u/vinn3 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

KNIGHT KNIGHT

u/Ordinary-Wafer-8919 2d ago

I can't believe we're back from the trenches.

u/tragicallyohio Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 1d ago

It is incredibly weird that this wasn't an early season PAC 10 game.

u/zigggzzz UCLA Bruins • Arizona Wildcats 2d ago

it has been so long since i've seen competent coaching.

u/bbaIla UCLA Bruins • Boise State Broncos 2d ago

I'm not gonna get over my skis yet, but man, this is hope I feel, and I like it.

u/PunishedLeBoymoder Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Promoter 2d ago

Maybe a new coach, four stars, and transfers could save them. Alas, a Wilcoxesque lategame collapse with the bottom falling out was just what the doctor ordered. This was a risky hatewatch and I definitely got scared for a bit, but damn, they're still gonna do Cal things. I'm gonna be at the next UCLA game against SDSU, which will be my first game at the Rose Bowl since the epic Penn State one, so I'm pretty excited. Normally I like to keep the intrastate rivalries semi-alive, but after tonight I'll see if I can find something powder blue in my closet. Really nice job Bruins, that final 10 mins was almost orgasmic. Cal losing by 21 in a game that was tied in the fourth is just... it's TypiCAL, ain't it?

u/TinderForMidgets Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Press Corps 2d ago

Cal had so much hype in the offseason that they'd change lol.

u/PunishedLeBoymoder Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Promoter 2d ago

It's honestly a blessing to have them as rivals. So much unearned confidence and so much schadenfreude. You couldn't ask for a better team to hate

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u/majorgeneralporter Northwestern Wildcats • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Sorry UC🅱️, we're The™ University of California this year.

u/what_user_name Penn State Nittany Lions • Team Chaos 2d ago

this game was tied with like 7 minutes left

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u/DrFog3402 California Golden Bears 2d ago

This the new culture? I’m not a fan. Too many years of this

u/TommyFX UCLA Bruins • Rose Bowl 2d ago

I think an issue that Cal is going to have this season is that you hired a first time HC and then allowed him to hire first time offensive and defensive coordinators.

Good luck the rest of the way!

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u/smartkeg California Golden Bears 1d ago

ucla might be the best team we face all season and its week 1 of a new regime. I think we'll turn it around

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u/OhHeyItsBrock UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Ummm is Mohammad fucking human? Dude is insane.

u/yloc88 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

He no Wayne knight, but impressive in his own right.

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u/SaltyLonghorn Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout 2d ago

In a sport where many teams are all new rosters season to season, Cal managed to play the same way they have forever.

u/Terror-Byte-523 UCLA Bruins • Toledo Rockets 2d ago

And you know what, we are taking our rightful academic position back too.

u/fairebelle Tennessee Volunteers • UCLA Bruins 2d ago

YEAH

u/Jonjon428 Miami Hurricanes 1d ago

This was close until the 4th

u/CMCdaGoat Stanford Cardinal • Washington Huskies 2d ago

To all the kaL fans who showed up to the Stanford game and mocked our performance against #7 Miami:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

u/chebbys Stanford Cardinal • Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago

Absolutely devastated to report that Cal is not back 

u/PunishedLeBoymoder Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Promoter 2d ago

That final ten minutes had three seperate times I laughed some of the hardest I ever have in my life

u/urmomisbae UCLA Bruins 2d ago

ucla has looked the best they have in a while. quite sloppy defensively especially rushing wise but really pulled away in the 4th quarter shoutout to wayne knight

u/theparismoon UCLA Bruins 2d ago

BRUIN BULLIES

u/nstutzman28 UCLA Bruins • Rose Bowl 2d ago

So the Calimony is really just a buy-game for an easy W on the schedule

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u/QueefSniffin Oregon State • California 2d ago

Fuck Michigan?

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u/OpaqueNightmare Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

Nasty fourth quarter. That was a very close and very evenly matched game and Cal just laid an absolute egg at the end. Sadly most people slept through this and are going to wake up thinking Cal wasn’t competitive at all.

u/k_dubious Williams Ephs • Oregon Ducks 2d ago

Jaron Keawe Turndaballovatele

u/fancyjaguar UCLA Bruins 2d ago

Me thinking we can beat SC this year doesn’t seem too crazy right now.

u/yloc88 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

We will beat SC. Lincoln Riley is getting canned before UCLA brings the victory bell back to Westwood. .

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u/dreggers Paper Bag • California Golden Bears 2d ago

JKS fell apart from injury and pressure, much like the Hawaii bowl game

u/Particular-Way-3805 Clark Atlanta • Georgia 2d ago

GG

u/hidey_ho_nedflanders UC Davis Aggies • California Golden Bears 2d ago

Cal's run D was nonexistent

u/yloc88 UCLA Bruins 2d ago

They tried, but UCLAs run game was just that much better. That was the run game that took JMU to the CFP last season, losing to Oregon.