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Game Thread [Game Thread] Tulane @ Duke (3:30 PM ET)

GAME TulaneTulane @ DukeDuke
Location Duke Wallace Wade Stadium
Time 3:30 PM ET
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u/Wonkiest_Hornet Miami (OH) RedHawks • /r/CFB 2d ago

What a sicko classic.

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Wait is Semonza limping off? Oh that’s just the perfect way to end it!

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Opposing teams are gonna stack the box and dare Eget to beat them with his arm.

And they’ll be right

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

I think give him another game to get comfortable

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

The administration killed this program.

u/No_Owl_578 Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Not the admin’s fault that Lane Kiffin stuck his nose in and stopped Baker from leaving LSU. They even had an agreement that Baker was about to sign the night of the CCG.

Unfortunately, it is their fault for not having a Plan B and hiring this clown.

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Mannys hair is officially unkempt

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

If we can lose by only one score, I’ll consider that a win atp. No clue how we’re gonna even get bowl eligibility with this kinda performance though

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

nvm I forget that the O-line has glue for hands

u/Kimber80 Notre Dame Fighting Irish • USF Bulls 2d ago

The last 10 minutes of this game has seemingly taken an hour

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

The have just stopped calling holds on the Tulane O-Line, huh? 3 guys tackled with no flag.

u/riptide123 Columbia Lions 2d ago

Semonza is awful good lord

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

A rock and a hard place to be honest for Tulane at QB. Should have gone way more into option run, that was really the best part of their game.

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

You should’ve seen the last guy lmao

u/BosqueBravo Texas Tech Red Raiders • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Just. Let. It. End.

I’m hot and want to go home.

u/riptide123 Columbia Lions 2d ago

Lmao the commentators know the clcok stops regardless of run pass right

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

Jay Rock was the best ESPN music in 2019

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Mahan is our starting quarterback. The sooner Manny accepts this, the better for our team and my mental health

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Last game without a touchdown was September 2019…7 years ago? Please, for all that is good and holy, #FireWillHall

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

All of the work we’ve done to get to the top of the G6 undone in a single offseason.

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

As someone who cheers for Tulane (when they don’t play Duke) fully agree

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Are we really not good enough to throw a screen or do anything with misdirection. A touch pass, a counter, a 2 back set, a qb run, anything?

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

That LT with another great tackle on the edge defender, but they have pity with him and don't flag him again.

This is the tackling we knew from last season, but they finally actually made the tackle just in time.

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

GOMPERS

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Was that PI? I mean I’ll take it but no way that was catchable

u/redreditreditordblue 2d ago

Should have been a no call

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Don't do this stupid fucking prevent shit now.

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Tulane’s offense is running prevent, it’s ok

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

It’s never gonna end 😭

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

It truly cannot be that hard to stay still before the ball’s been hiked, right?

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

This game has proven otherwise I think

u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Took two penalties to give that punt room before the endzone, 5D chess move

u/Star-K Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

just according to plan

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

please just put both of our fan bases out of the misery of watching this dog shit

u/riptide123 Columbia Lions 2d ago

Tulane has a lot of idiots lmao - punt returner being the latest one

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

Kesha and Pitbull is some millenial nostalgia

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Unironically the only good part of watching this game

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Okay so when did we as a fan base start rejecting players after a single game - chill the fuck out

u/ahappypoop Duke Blue Devils • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

Like when did we become lenient enough to give players an entire game before flaming them? Idk probably fairly recently, sports fans aren’t usually that patient

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Considering we have Illinois next week, don’t have a whole lotta time to figure it out

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Just throw a screen or something, don't just run into a wall. Some different stuff.

u/Material-Audience487 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

What ya know the ass one ia back

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Can we get one more TD tonight

u/Crypto-Mamba Tulane Green Wave • Cotton Bowl 2d ago

Can we fire Will Hall and have a fan lottery to replace him for the rest of the season?

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

You can ask Akron about that fan calling plays on offense, he might be free.

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Sheppard has a shot at the rushing record if they keep feeding him, needs 33 yards

u/IdealWombat Duke • West Virginia 2d ago

William and Mary comes to town later this month.

u/Glass_Apricot Clemson Tigers 2d ago

Give the man a break.

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Jesus

u/abyssmalstar Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Doesn't look like they're letting him :(

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Looking like VAjr out there

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

The D has looked great today so far

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Some iffy tackling, but not nearly as bad as last year. Every QB run or inline screen was an easy 8 yards gain. The blocking was also pretty good, 85 just broke that TD with 2 great blocks.

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Triple option with Mahan and Sheppard would feed families

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Screw it Mahan, Eget and Sheppard all in the back field

u/TheSledgeHam Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Mahan being able to at least threaten the run on the read option is vastly more beneficial for the Duke offense than the threat of Eget throwing ducks that get batted down 50% of the time.

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

By the way, Charlotte is still losing to the Citadel with 2 minutes to go...

u/Pan_TheCake_Man Wake Forest Demon Deacons 2d ago

Man my school sucks

u/abyssmalstar Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Early Season Heisman Rankings:

  1. Nate Sheppard
  2. Malachi Toney
  3. who gives a shit but definitely not Darien Mensah

u/Material-Audience487 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Ill drink to that

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

I think you mean
1. Nate Sheppard

  1. Dan Mahan
  2. Who gives a shit it’s not Darien Mensah

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

He is by far the best player on the field and it isn't even close. The O-Line isn't bad, they are actually giving him holes to run, but Nate is just so so good. Wow.

Now please the backup with some carries and put him in bubble wrap.

u/etseco 2d ago

Well Tulane's run was fun. I was at the cotton bowl, best game I've ever been to in my life. Back to being irrelevant

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Wow, a Will Hall team looks like shit. Who would’ve thought

Oh wait, literally EVERYONE

u/etseco 2d ago

Yeah I think Tulane was all in on LSUs OC who went to Tulane and when he backed out they had no backup plan

u/No_Owl_578 Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

DC, but spot on everywhere else. Who would’ve thought the guy who went 10-21 at Southern Miss was a shitty head coach?

u/FinalAntelope7763 2d ago

As someone who lived in Hattiesburg during Hall Ball, flabbergasted he has an opportunity to helm a team that made the CFP last year. 0 clue how to coach at this level, somehow keeps falling up.

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

yea it’s so over

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Sheppard is now 5th in Duke single game rushing yards

u/Pan_TheCake_Man Wake Forest Demon Deacons 2d ago

As someone who just started watching how has Duke only scored 10

u/etseco 2d ago

Their QB and going for it on 4th down everytime

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Eget missed 3 open touchdowns leading to a missed fieldgoal, a fieldgoal and a punt. Also a fumble and the inability to complete even mostly easy passes. And a turnover on downs in fieldgoal range.

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Our QB is 13/27

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

You started watching right when we replaced our QB

u/TheSledgeHam Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Walker Eget

u/rainbowremo Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Constantly missing easy opportunities(eget is not good) + missed chip shot fg + fumble + turnover on downs inside their 20

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Walker Eget

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

It’s been rough

u/c_dubby Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Nate 4 heisman

u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

SHEPPARD US TO THE PROMISED LAND

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

BANG

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

All Hail the Sheppard

u/Orioles4Lifer Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

SHEPPARD! LFG

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Don't go full Rosencopter, never go full rosencopter. Good on you for holding onto the ball.

u/riptide123 Columbia Lions 2d ago

So an absolute bullshit pass interference call determines the game lmao

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Fwiw I have my doubts that Tulane would’ve actually scored a touchdown today either way

u/riptide123 Columbia Lions 2d ago

Fair enough but now they’re dead lol

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

This drive looks like the game sealant

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

The Eget-Mahan dynamic is our version of Ewers-Manning lmao

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Eget hasn’t even completed half of his passes and has -9 rushing yards, just let Mahan stay in fully

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

So Dan is the new Riley noted

u/Embarrassed-Brain655 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Sheppard looks like he’s gonna break it almost every time he touches the ball. 

u/Orioles4Lifer Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Sheppard really is the little engine that could

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

The crowd cheering at them benching the QB. Wow. Come on, keep him in.

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

Craycraft has a funny name

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

The cheers and boos are killing me. I wanna see Mahan’s arm tho

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Those boos definitely won’t help with the mental aspect of walkers game

u/Pan_TheCake_Man Wake Forest Demon Deacons 2d ago

Booing your own QB coming back is wild

u/IdealWombat Duke • West Virginia 2d ago

Yeah, I don't approve of booing a player on your own team ever that is putting forth effort, let alone in his first start here. He's having a rough game, but he's trying. Nothing to boo here.

u/Embarrassed-Brain655 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

He sucks so much. 

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

It’s the first game - Mensah looked rough the first few weeks

u/Material-Audience487 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Wtf diaz

u/Embarrassed-Brain655 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Hell yeah already better. 

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Leave Mahan in just for trying to truck a defender

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

Easy decision

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

LETS GO DAN

u/Material-Audience487 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

FINALLY 

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

YESSSSSS

u/Embarrassed-Brain655 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

God damn it Walker. 

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Perfectly overthrown lol

u/TheSledgeHam Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Eget is a painful fucking watch.

u/granlyn Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

I don't think Eget is very good...

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Didn't they have 12 man on the field there on defense on 2nd down? It looked like it when I counted.

That DPI is more of a flop/uncatchable, gotta be honest. But also a stupid move by the DB.

Edit: How is it not a foul to throw a guy down 3 seconds after the play?

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Nate Sheppard has broken into the top 10 of Duke single game rushing yards now

u/etseco 2d ago

The refs have bailed Duke out multiple times tn

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

No really, this was the first questionable call and they missed what looked like 12 men on the field on the previous snap. And the bogus backwards pass early.

u/Shenanigangster Virginia Cavaliers • Gator Bowl 2d ago

Lmao BS

u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

That is both a correct call and a complete bailout

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Just leave him open Eget will miss 😭

u/Orioles4Lifer Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Thank you for the PI lmao

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

I cannot imagine how bad Mahan has to look for Eget to win the starting position

u/Traditional-Till9998 Virginia Tech • Appalachian … 2d ago

Ok I'm here for the 4th quarter who can fill me in on the lore?

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Iowa vs Iowa but worse offense

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Tulane is probably going back to the dark ages

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Just got in 5 minutes ago the fans dedicated to this game are not in a great place

u/Material-Audience487 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Both teams suck and Manny Diaz hates duke fans

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

This defense paired with a competent offense would’ve ended this game 2 min into the 3rd quarter

u/JtotheC23 Illinois Fighting Illini • Marching Band 2d ago

It can make next week very interesting because I feel the exact opposite about Illinois

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

So, how about a fucking score now?

u/djsquilz Tulane Green Wave • Victory Flag 2d ago

POINTS

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

…yippee…

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

"I got hoeeeesss" *snap* "Nope" "nope" "nope" internal monologue ass game

u/Orioles4Lifer Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Manny Diaz leaving this statue in the game has to have Tulane ML. Duke should be up 55-3. My goodness brutal

u/Crypto-Mamba Tulane Green Wave • Cotton Bowl 2d ago

Yay. Not zero 🫩

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

Hearing Mo Bamba every 3rd down is annoying

u/JtotheC23 Illinois Fighting Illini • Marching Band 2d ago

Let the damn band play something cool on 3rd down. I say that as someone from a school that's done the same shit (tbf, getting a new song is awkward for us with War Chant but still)

u/Crypto-Mamba Tulane Green Wave • Cotton Bowl 2d ago

I need Less Bamba

u/stormstopper Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Great wrap-up there

u/WatchOutIGotYou Washington Huskies • The CW 2d ago

Unrelated, but I thought you might want to hear this: Vanderbilt is playing Austin Peay and Austin Peay scored a TD to take the lead, the PAT was blocked and returned. A rare 6-5 score.

u/StFuzzySlippers Tennessee Volunteers • UAB Blazers 2d ago

Tulane is our only hope for good football until the delay is over. Roll Wave!

u/Crypto-Mamba Tulane Green Wave • Cotton Bowl 2d ago

Clearly you have not been watching this game lol

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

I got some bad news for you man…

EDIT: But either way, Roll Wave!!!

u/ShinyTotodile24 Alabama • Valdosta State 2d ago

His leg went the wrong direction

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Tulane has one good play and the receiver gets hurt. What the fuck man

u/BosqueBravo Texas Tech Red Raiders • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

I’m at the game, and I’m not sure it translated on tv but he wanted to break the tackle too much. Sucks, but he needs to learn how to take a tackle safely.

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

Heel tackle

u/ahappypoop Duke Blue Devils • NC State Wolfpack 2d ago

No, Blue Devil tackle

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Honestly feels like a game we lose

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Had this been last year’s coaching staff and/or team, even if we didn’t have Retzlaff, I’d agree. But atp I’d be shocked if we even score

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Hope you’re right, I’m just traumatized

u/theiwc0303 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

That was a smart way to get him down but fuck, that looked painful

u/WatchOutIGotYou Washington Huskies • The CW 2d ago

Tulane got away with a blatant hold Mickow on O'Connor lol

u/CrownTownLibrarian South Carolina • Duke 2d ago

Oh I hope that kid is okay

u/Material-Audience487 Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Is it bad that im kinda used to gameplay like this from my highschool team?

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Ouchhhhhhh

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Yoooooo I love this game

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Nate is taking the money this offseason unfortunately.

And I wouldn’t blame him

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

As long as he doesn’t make a LeBron style video saying he is staying, i won’t be mad

u/CrownTownLibrarian South Carolina • Duke 2d ago

Could definitely see him in BR

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

On the bright side, we won’t have to worry about our coaching staff getting poached this year!

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Some fans were hoping for that, btw! Or for “stability” without realizing what that, exactly, meant

u/BosqueBravo Texas Tech Red Raiders • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Let’s just build the whole team out of Nate shepherd

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Damn, this team is stupid on offense. Wasting an all time game by a WR with bad playcalling and even worse QB play.

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Dude this is atrocious QB play. World-historically bad

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Okay last post because this "rock fight" as the announcer just put it is highly compelling. But I cannot publicly hate on these student athletes in good conscious.

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

I’ll do it for you

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Cmon Manny take him out

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Can we please do something

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

He just... Slid?

u/IdealWombat Duke • West Virginia 2d ago

He's trying not to die by mid-October, which is what will happen if he has 35 touches every game.

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Alongside all of this awful gameplay, keep in mind that there was a massive storm and everything’s wet and gross atm

u/tryingthisok Tulane Green Wave • Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

lol. These teams are conference champs btw.

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

Why did you guys stop running the QB, that was you best offense when the offense was gaining some yards?

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

That might be an all time great tackle at the end of Baylor - Auburn on the second screen. And that game was also a SICKO game.

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

I might stop watching this. That drive was horrific.

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Leave now…leave while you still have hope

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

That’s been the entire game summed up

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Watching fresh but the rb running into that "hole" right into the lineman hurt me

u/SonOfStoopSign Northwestern • Appalachian St… 2d ago

Tulane needs to wake TF up

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

I think only Nate Sheppard is awake in Durham right now

u/CrownTownLibrarian South Carolina • Duke 2d ago

Can we get Riley back from the Colts

u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

Can we get castle and sahmir while we’re at it

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Zero zip on that ball. But at least it was on target? No. But surely it was rotating on a stable axis? Also no.

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

My own crap from last night would leave a better taste in my mouth than Eget’s passing

u/Affectionate-Tax9885 UCF Knights • Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

You haven’t had a bowel movement today?

u/ZeroEchoVX Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

Nah I didn’t feel like it

u/AnotherUnfunnyName Duke • Carolina Victory Bell 2d ago

That just isn't a good playcall, especially with a QB struggling.

u/CrownTownLibrarian South Carolina • Duke 2d ago

Look you can get away with being a statue if you have a rocket launcher(Maalik) but I don’t know that walker has that feature loaded

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 2d ago

Doesn’t matter, they don’t need the points. We’ll be lucky to get into the end zone

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

COMING IN HOT FROM BOISE v OREGON. SCORE A FUCKING POINT G6 BROTHERS. SCORE. A. POINT.

u/WatchOutIGotYou Washington Huskies • The CW 2d ago

Hate the outcome but loved the game

u/aaaaaaaawwwwwwww James Madison Dukes 2d ago

Yeah upset energy was there. Drive before halftime and a few lucky plays from magic. But honestly the result doesn't really matter Oregon chilling, Boise turns into playoff favorites ahead of NDSU,Memphis and others(JMU HASN'T LOST YET, maybe tulane scores?)

u/TigerWave01 LSU Tigers • Tulane Green Wave 2d ago

Atp we’ll be lucky to get bowl eligibility

u/WatchOutIGotYou Washington Huskies • The CW 2d ago

Hell yeah, Dukes!