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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Miami Defeats Stanford 45-6

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team 1 2 3 4 T
Miami 14 14 14 3 45
Stanford 3 3 0 0 6
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u/Helreaver Temple Owls • Team Chaos 3d ago

Someone at Stanford needs to convince one of their tech billionaire alums to throw some pocket change at the school and buy them the best roster in the sport.

u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 3d ago

Those guys don’t watch football, let alone college football

u/TurkishDonkeyKong Bowling Green • Florida State 3d ago

I'm hoping a billionaire does it for a mac school and makes everyone else mad. Doesn't even have to be Bowling Green just not Toledo. Imagine Eastern Michigan with a 20 million dollar roster

u/ChrisRhodes789 3d ago

Or Western Michigan..

Or the Zips from Akron..

Lebron should buy up his hometown team for funzies..

u/TinderForMidgets Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Press Corps 3d ago edited 3d ago

I've met several billionaire alumni. It seems like they don't even realize Stanford has athletics.

u/DoYouWant_the_Cheese Pittsburgh • Virginia Tech 2d ago

There are no billionaire alumni, all the future billionaires drop out before they graduate

u/bigboygamer Sacramento State Hornets 3d ago

Honestly they could probably raise enough money to fill their roster then pay players on other teams to just quit

u/DueYogurt9 Washington State • Wester… 2d ago

Oregonize Stanford