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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Miami Defeats Stanford 45-6

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Miami 14 14 14 3 45
Stanford 3 3 0 0 6
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u/PunishedLeBoymoder Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Promoter 3d ago

Being a Stanford fan fucking sucks man. Getting Heisman poses spammed on your field while you just watch your stadium empty out and have people in the thread marveling at how bad you really are. I just wish other people didn't have to see it.

u/AaronRodgers16 Stanford Cardinal • The Axe 3d ago

I know it is a difficult school to feel sympathic for, but it really does suck to be this consistently poor at football of late and still be constantly derided for poor attendance and being in a conference that was our only lifeboat

u/ducksekoy123 Virginia Tech Hokies 3d ago

You’re far easier to love than Miami

u/ltyboy Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago

As an 8 year old I watched helplessly in Stanford Stadium as Tony Gerhart terrorized my team. I still hate Miami about 100 times more

u/RacistJudicata Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago

8 years old, this sub reminds me I'm a fuckin fossil cock.

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u/ltyboy Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago

Damn did Miami fire all the English professors to pay for the NIL budget?

u/PunkRockLobstah Miami Hurricanes • FAU Owls 3d ago

Can confirm.

u/EdJewCated California • /r/CFB Dead Pool 3d ago

can’t say I’d agree personally

u/Ramorx UNLV Rebels 3d ago

Some something Stanford rejects

u/SlapNuts1999 Virginia Tech • James Madison 3d ago

On a football level sure, but Stanford has produced a lot of the worst people in the real world

u/JKess207 Tulane Green Wave • Rutgers Scarlet Knights 3d ago

First time?

u/PunishedLeBoymoder Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Promoter 3d ago

Do people think we want this? Why are people acting like it was our choice to do this? We KNOW people don't want to come watch us. Would YOU?????? Every time people shit on us I just wonder why. What do you get? We suck! We know this! We're everyone's goddamn punching bag and it just gets on my nerves because everyone's like "football's better when nerdy schools are good" and then takes their sixteenth consecutive dump on how many fans we can draw to the stadium or our NIL budget or the conference we play in. Can everyone just shut the fuck up and be original for once? We get it. We suck.

u/davy_p Texas Tech Red Raiders • Sickos 3d ago

You wanna talk about it? It’s just a game. And the comments are from random internet people. I get your frustration, but I hope this post is just for the randos and it’s not actually getting you this down.

u/regul California Golden Bears • LSU Tigers 3d ago

Keep going.

u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 3d ago

They will hate you when you win, they will hate you when you lose, they will hate you when you sale out games and hate you when you have no fans at games. Just understand that most of that hate isn’t about football or even Stanford

Keep supporting your program and if you can, go to the games if you can

u/TA404 William & Mary Tribe • Team Chaos 3d ago

Wait, if most of the hate isn’t about football or Stanford what’s it about?

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u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 3d ago

I deleted it because I responded to the wrong person

u/TA404 William & Mary Tribe • Team Chaos 2d ago

I never saw your response. I’m legitimately curious. Is it just a west coast/California hate thing?

u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 2d ago

I’m not going to elaborate and get banned in game day but that is certainly one of the reasons

u/TA404 William & Mary Tribe • Team Chaos 2d ago

Gotcha. Does Cal get all the same hate? I feel like Cal is more beloved than Stanford. And it feels like recently Stanford has become more associated with their prominent evil billionaires doing visible evil billionaire things.

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u/Applesrgood7 USC Trojans • Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago

When I was in college you guys were good and beat us 3 times in a row in heartbreakers I have no sympathy.

u/No-Builder-8718 3d ago

Your QB played great ball against Hawaii last week.

Everyone will remember week one/0.

Prib? And your RB? Nasty.

I thought your offense was going to be a bit more hot this game. Either way; good game. I’m up at night thinking about the season ahead.

u/umbchoos Virginia • Marshall 3d ago

At least your rival sucks also

u/auburnflyer Auburn Tigers 3d ago

Hey man. Miami is really fucking good. It appears they’re even better than last year. Bowl game is still in the picture for yall.

u/Southern_Orange3744 Texas Longhorns • College Football Playoff 2d ago

I'm old enough to remember when they though they were too good to be in a conference with a few big12 schools

So , I'm kind of enjoying it tbh

u/le___tigre Wesleyan (CT) • 同志社大学 (Doshisha) 2d ago

I’m here on r/cfb right now, but I stepped away for a while in the past when I realized it was messing with my emotions. this place can be OK for discussions, but like most of Reddit, it’s just full of people doing the same low-IQ regurgitated jokes behind anonymous names.

it sucks to watch your team lose and know what kind of stuff you’re going to read about it from people who don’t care one way or another, just trying to get voted up.  the variable you can change there is just not coming here anymore. then if they lose, they lose, and you are zen and you go enjoy your life and try again next weekend.

u/Distinct_Giraffe_981 Harvard Crimson • California Golden Bears 3d ago

Weird username/flair combo…

u/lowes18 Florida State Seminoles • FAU Owls 3d ago

I thought the offensive playcalling was actually pretty good today tbf. Obviously they just got out-talented and had everything go against them early on, but I don't think they'll be too bad.

u/Cal_858 California • San Diego State 3d ago

Same, I thought the offensive play calling was really good the first 20 minutes of the game

u/bobzmuda Auburn Tigers 3d ago

Yeah. To me this game said a lot more about how good Miami is than how bad Stanford is. Stanford may be bad but this isn’t the gauge for them given how good Miami is.

u/politicsranting Miami • George Washington 3d ago

I think they really leaned into the quick passing game to give their line some space to work with. It really started to show how much the injuries have affected them as the game went on. Those kids were busting their ass trying to keep the qb upright.

u/singlewall Stanford Cardinal • Rose Bowl 2d ago

Best QB we’ve had in awhile IMO.

u/Helreaver Temple Owls • Team Chaos 3d ago

Someone at Stanford needs to convince one of their tech billionaire alums to throw some pocket change at the school and buy them the best roster in the sport.

u/bruhstevenson UCLA Bruins • Team Chaos 3d ago

Those guys don’t watch football, let alone college football

u/TurkishDonkeyKong Bowling Green • Florida State 3d ago

I'm hoping a billionaire does it for a mac school and makes everyone else mad. Doesn't even have to be Bowling Green just not Toledo. Imagine Eastern Michigan with a 20 million dollar roster

u/ChrisRhodes789 3d ago

Or Western Michigan..

Or the Zips from Akron..

Lebron should buy up his hometown team for funzies..

u/TinderForMidgets Stanford Cardinal • /r/CFB Press Corps 3d ago edited 3d ago

I've met several billionaire alumni. It seems like they don't even realize Stanford has athletics.

u/DoYouWant_the_Cheese Pittsburgh • Virginia Tech 2d ago

There are no billionaire alumni, all the future billionaires drop out before they graduate

u/bigboygamer Sacramento State Hornets 3d ago

Honestly they could probably raise enough money to fill their roster then pay players on other teams to just quit

u/DueYogurt9 Washington State • Wester… 2d ago

Oregonize Stanford

u/epistaxis64 Oregon Ducks • Rose Bowl 3d ago

You guys had a pretty good run

u/AbsurdOwl Nebraska Cornhuskers 3d ago

I'll always love Stanford for that McCaffery vs. Iowa bowl game. That was cathartic.

u/EWall100 Tennessee • Tennessee Tech 3d ago

When you were in the PAC, people didn't have to because no TV packages carries the PAC12 channel! 

u/RhuleAid Oregon Ducks • Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

you're not good yet, but better to watch your stadium empty out than be empty like that team down south. You guys have real fans and it'll turn around eventually

u/killacam101388 3d ago

But it was hot and they couldn’t be bothered to watch the two teams they played so far and of course Cali is sooo cool /s

u/RhuleAid Oregon Ducks • Ole Miss Rebels 3d ago

Will someone PLEASE think about their "fans"? Get them a deal with SoFi and a Hailey Bieber smoothie ASAP

u/kolinthemetz Texas Longhorns • Nevada Wolf Pack 3d ago

People were leaving at half in my section lmao

u/TheSpinsterJones Wisconsin Badgers • Virginia Cavaliers 3d ago

I just really want to see Luck succeed, he’s earned it

u/WarningCodeBlue Appalachian State Mountaineers 3d ago

Academics is Stanford's priority, not sports. You should be proud of that.

u/Pad_TyTy Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

I mean y'all had Andrew Luck, Harbaugh when he was kind of unknown, McCaffrey... Shit that's pretty incredible.

u/Mantoddx Florida Gators • Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

I was pulling for yall

u/Hokie_Jayhawk Virginia Tech Hokies • Kansas Jayhawks 3d ago

At least you didn't have to put up with it for over a decade straight.

Trust me, it can get worse.

u/haliker Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago

Whats crazy is watching this game, your Oline was just giving up so many penalties. Your QB looked legit, WRs need to calm down on the drops but all in all you wont face many D Lines with speed like you saw today.

u/Corgi_Koala Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

I feel like it has to be worse because it doesn't have to be that way. Stanford administration doesn't seem to care about football or making concessions to be competitive.

But like from 2010-2018 you had 5 top 10 finishes with six 10 win seasons with 3 conference titles.

The sport changed and Stanford didn't and it really makes no sense.

u/randloadable19 Oregon State Beavers • Pac-10 2d ago

Look I do get your frustration, but you guys had a decade of very good/elite football. 4 Heisman finalists in that time, 3 conference championships, 2 Rose Bowl wins, and a partridge in a pear tree. I know things have sucked for several years now, but you guys had an incredible run