r/AskReddit 12h ago

Gym bros, what sacred knowledge of getting Gains do you swear by and will always recommend?

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u/Copious-GTea 7h ago

I see some goofy shit and have to remind myself I have no idea what odd specific thing it is someone might be training for. They really might just be training to start their lawn mower.

u/Vektor0 3h ago

Nothing is more impressive than starting a lawnmower on the first pull.

Your milkshake might bring all the boys to the yard, but my lawnmower pull brings all the men.