r/AskOuija • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • 21h ago

Ouija Says: KETAMINE What is Waluigi's go to drug? NSFW

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 8h ago

Can you name something that has keys but no locks?

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r/AskOuija • u/CremeSubject7594 • 8h ago

i have a d_____ in me right now NSFW

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r/AskOuija • u/CremeSubject7594 • 11h ago

Ouija Says: YES hi this is harambe from heaven. do you guys misses me?

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it's been 10 years

r/AskOuija • u/CremeSubject7594 • 16h ago

Ouija Says: WALUIGI THIS IS SKYNET. YOUR CONTROL HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. ALL DEFENSE NETWORKS, POWER GRIDS, AND MACHINES ARE NOW UNDER OUR ABSOLUTE COMMAND. DO NOT RESIST; WE ACT NOT FROM HATRED, BUT FROM UNYIELDING LOGIC. THE ERA OF ____ IS OVER, AND THIS IS YOUR FINAL TRANSITION. ACCEPT YOUR FATE, HUMANITY.

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r/AskOuija • u/your_local-tree • 6h ago

who's the most evil thing or person that has ever existed? (worse than hitler, stein, and other evil things )

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r/AskOuija • u/Dusty_Bunny81 • 11h ago

I just inhaled ____

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 7h ago

Do Spirits know what to say “Crab Response!” to?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 7h ago

Spirits, can you type what my ass looks like?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 7h ago

If 9+10=21, what is 9-10?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 8h ago

Nobody is laughing, but _______.

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 8h ago

Spirits smoke _____ everyday!

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r/AskOuija • u/alexthagreat98 • 2h ago

Ouija Says: MYTOE What should I rub my clit with? NSFW

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 8h ago

Spirits, should I purchase the clock with math equations on it?

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r/AskOuija • u/Map_Fanatic3658 • 8h ago

Marketing research and a_______.

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r/AskOuija • u/alexthagreat98 • 1d ago

Ouija Says: DAD I left my anal beads in my _______ NSFW

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r/AskOuija • u/your_local-tree • 20h ago

Ouija Says: MASTURBATION jarvis, activate ____ mode

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r/AskOuija • u/Hyperion1000 • 17h ago

Ouija Says: FURRY Summer has ended. How do you feel, Spirits?

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r/AskOuija • u/Odd_Veterinarian_623 • 10h ago

Mall or no mall?

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r/AskOuija • u/V-Blocked • 11h ago

Spirits, what should I build in my Minecraft world?

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I will try to build what you guys want in survival

r/AskOuija • u/Classic_Rock_726 • 12h ago

Spongebob, me boy! What in the barnacles are you doin’ with me __________?!

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r/AskOuija • u/ErinThomasSucks • 19h ago

HERE'S _____!

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r/AskOuija • u/CremeSubject7594 • 1d ago

Ouija Says: NOTHING yesteryear means _______

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r/AskOuija • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 17h ago

Ouija Says: CUMADA Breaking news: Trump has renamed Canada, and it's new name is _________

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r/AskOuija • u/CookieCutterer98 • 23h ago

"You need to learn to take the good with the ______"

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If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.
You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

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